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bushman27
Where would I purchase one of these for my SO
stressfracturesintitanium
HandsomeJack19
Bangs and pockets. My go-to conversation starters with women.
km9v
How hard is it to put some fucking pockets on women's clothing?
bumgurgle
Great! You admit pockets are great! Now leave our cargo shorts alone.
ABushelAndAPeck
Person: *gasp* where and how much?
Theregoesthebootthatswallowedmysoul
That person is me.
OneBugIsFake
"They buried her in her favorite dress." From the grave, "It has pockets!"
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
*cries* she loved those pockets
ChibiKia
Skirts and dresses with pockets make me happy.
fearmelovemedoasisayandiwillbeyourslave
thrain5
That's a pretty purple and red dress.
NikoPhiNiko
Half of my jeans don’t even have pockets. I’d fucking love a dress with pockets
TheSplitterGuy
tweakbz
I don't get it. If it has pockets but looks like a dress it....it isn't a dress??
Cheese302
my wife has had this exact convo
Littlemeg
As a designer of women’s wear I always sneaked a little pocket into every garment, it’s the decent thing to do!
Narghle
I wish every designer would do so!! :D
TrebuchetLaunchingFeces
fuck is that title
stressfracturesintitanium
https://imgur.com/7vOvZrK
InternetExplorer2001
Women's apparel is meant to have sleek lines that accentuate female curves. Fashion designers realize that women are hordy fucktards 1
myteenyverse
As a woman, I hoard. Hahaha ... I may need it later.
InternetExplorer2001
2 that will shove any and all number of things into their pockets, hence disturbing the designer's original vision. 3
InternetExplorer2001
I.e. fake pockets and handbags. Conversely, women are all but forbidden to buy men's wear, and are forced by society to steal it 4
InternetExplorer2001
From significant others, male friends, and one night stands.
viennacodex2
i have heard women have this conversation before. they get hype.
vipe650r
Figuratively, there is a difference, metaphorically speaking.
TheFlyingLettuce
I'd stuff those pockets
thebearislooking
Every. Single. Time.
juxtjCandyBaroness
https://www.racked.com/2016/9/19/12865560/politics-of-pockets-suffragettes-women
DocBox
Hot poockettsss
Nahxela
I like taco hot pockets
AmyBernadettePenny
ihavethelowground
Jim Gaffigan
picardsaysengayge
caliente pocket....
OtterMommy
This was litterally me today
witheredspoon
OMG, this is my daughter! She wore a dress to prom with pockets ... she LOVES that dress! She also loves this post!
JustFuckingWatchCowboyBebop
Lol you're such a mom. I figured everyone on this site was a depressed 14-28 year old like myself
Jahooo
Mmm... I fit into that range by all means
witheredspoon
Actually im a 47 yo Dad! But thanks, i really am such a mom!
ArdentSlacker
40! :D And... yes, I do suffer depression. The bad days, I would do nothing but imgur. I haven't been that bad on these meds. Progress! :D
Equinox13
Stop reminding me. When I'm on here, I get to try being someone else.
HowSaucyIam
I can only guess youre 14 or 28
JustFuckingWatchCowboyBebop
19
IAmNotASkeleton
Nah, probably 15 or 27.
acquisitive
Nope, he is most likely 16 or 26
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
Narrows down to 21 :P I think
homoerection
Yes, there literally is a difference.
mrmartini
What is the difference between a difference and literally a difference? Sometimes no adverb is better than spamming the same one every time.
homoerection
That’s what I was trying to point out. The term Literally is overused. Literally.
mrmartini
I know, that's why I gave you an upvote.
homoerection
Thanks, friend!
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
pretty sad that we get excited about clothing with pockets. I blame the idiot that designs women's pants with fake pockets. Why!?
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Even men's pockets are a pretty recent invention. Ask any medieval reenactor.
strawhousepig
Baby clothes have more pockets!
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
So... Just have babies?
Lurch1911
Because one day a guy made a song about “apple bottom jeans” & “boots with the fur” & since then pocketless clothes have sold like crazy.
Insomnia297
I'm a guy and I'm outraged for you. I don't think life is worth living without pockets.
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
Thank you! Be the change!
McFluffySundae
Because most women carry purses and don't need pockets. I am one of the few that thinks purses are dumb. I want pockets!!!
Lillae
Most women carry purses because there are no pockets! It's a paradox! More purses means less pockets means MORE PURSES. T^T
AwakenedandFaithfilled
OMG , I hear ya , pants with fake pockets are soooo frustrating.
Silliosophical
It’s sad, but it also allows me moments of childlike glee when I get to announce that it has pockets. I’m 39y/o. Not much else does that.
Silliosophical
Which is also sad. But at least I have dresses with pockets.
BusinessDragon
I think there should be a company that designs women's clothes that always, always have pockets. Including the hats because reasons. 1/2
avervetmonkey
As far as I know there are several, I don't remember brands sadly. In addition, women's golfing outfits have pockets too.
BusinessDragon
I'd bet it would do well, and if it did then it would influence other fashion companies to add pockets also. 2/2
ArdentSlacker
If I had money, I would name that company "It Has Pockets". It's perfect marketing, and a good product.
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ilovepeachesmorethanyou
don't blame the consumer blame the market
Crythulhu
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
If I didn't buy pants because they don't have pockets then I would have no pants. It's very difficult to find ladies pants with pockets.
eventide215
Or pockets of a decent enough size that can actually hold things.. The worst is pockets that fit only half of your phone.
PmMeGifsForSauce
Logic?
Mcswigginsbar
As a man, crippling lack of pockets in women's clothing befuddles me. I always end up putting my gf's things in my pockets.
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
This is the only reason we have boyfriends. Walking talking fucking purses
DanSapSan
Phrasing?
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
Why? They walk, they talk, they fuck.
VindictiveRidge
I see nothing wrong with the choice of phrasing in this case.
Lulabel73
Because it’s supposed to make you look slimmer and you won’t with stuff in your pockets. Personally give me pockets!
avervetmonkey
Cargo pants are kind of amazing for non-stylish awesomeness. Now we just need more fun looking cargo pants :D
AStegosaurus
Cargo pants are stylish. So are cargo shorts.
Lulabel73
Agreed!
A3VUM
Pacsun has some good looking cargo joggers
Philo
Could it be like the pockets on suit coats? Stitched shut to keep the line of the suit in shipping and you can open it with a razor?
Smufflan
Sadly no.
avervetmonkey
Decorative fake pockets are super common in womens outfits. Insult to injury is when they have stitched shut real pockets, that are tiiiny.
IBinPainting
You still bought the clothes without pockets...
Lillae
Ah yes, shall I buy the clothes without pockets, or the clothes without pockets? Well, if I buy the clothes without pockets, they'll make -
Lillae
- more clothes without pockets, so I suppose I'll buy the clothes withou- Wait a minute.
Lillae
(HInt: All the clothes are without pockets.)
IBinPainting
You're clearly wrong, given that you're commenting below a picture of a woman with her hands in her pockets.
ThatOneGuyWithTheThingAtThePlace
To sell purses.
Jaaybiird
holdingthephone
pepperonipizzza
Paragonville
It’s funny how people don’t get this.
undungubungu
Well maybe, but i've seen a lot of womens purses, and they hold a great deal more shit than can fit in any pockets.
Daeyelle
That's because woman are sold make-up and other other almost useless stuff. I mean at my retail store I work at we have almost two entire
Daeyelle
Aisles out of 15 dedicated to just woman.
PudgyPinkiePie
This. Took me 20 minutes to find some goddamn tweezers and a fucking comb
eggmuffin
That assumes that makers of pants have a vested interest in women buying purses.
DataBender
They most certainly do, even if the pants company doesn't make purses.
GooTessa
I'll give you +1 for the clever clothing pun.
MulansSzechuanSauce
Well most of the designers of womens fashion make a lil bit of everything and usually design stuff to work as a set. So yeah they usually do
eggmuffin
And yet, fake pockets are a feature of almost all brands, also those who do not make purses.
schlabbalappen
it's long established that women have purses now, so I guess most brands just go with it because skinny jeans do look weird when you 1/2
skippinjoker
I would do the same thing. But I’m a guy. And I personally do not wear dresses.
NaturallyHighPenguin
I have pajama pants with pockets. Try them! Hella cool. My SO is so annoyed because I have to tell her every time I wear them. (✿ ♥‿♥)
Skittleballs
Skippinjoker: “And I personally DO NOT WEAR DRESSES“ *looks around room nervously, starts sweating
skippinjoker
Skittleballs: *reads name... can’t stop laughing.
Skittleballs
Taste the rainbow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)