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IMKARLKINGOFTHEDUCKS
Mark Watney: *heavy breathing*
AtsaMattaForYou
PunkySic
I'm allergic to potatoes :(
AnarchySong
Hotel? Trivago.
mrmash
User name for sale. Send pics.
GoogleFucker
Stranded on Mars? Potato farm.
buttscratchergetyourbuttscratched
Quality? Potato.
UrsaPsi
They totally do though. The potato being exported from the New World has an enormous agricultural impact on the entire world
Ostreich
But gnocchi? We all know gnocchi is the hovercraft of the carbohydrates.
ChaotikWolfi
I love me some gnocchi!
Conser1
Chips and crisps. They're english.
Tom40
Chips? Crisps? British-like typing detected.
Nerfection
Well, we invented the bloody language, so we can do what we like with it, you damn yank.
geiokami
Mmmm starch
SentientSpork
Shooting someone? Potato gun.
carstenc
Photographs on imgur? Potato.
alannaoftrebond
You ok OP? (If you’re confused look at the tags)
JayEnfield
Very few vodkas are made of potato. In fact, Europe has been making vodka for about 400 years longer than they've had potatoes.
MissKalanek
Yup, Much easier to make vodka from grains than from potatoes
JayEnfield
Or grapes, for some reason.
rocketturttle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EqXz47OPWo
endlesssaturdays
400th repost on Imgur? Potato.
recentlyChangedUsername
Irish? Starve
memeologees
Summer? Potato salad
itwasbuilticame2
I watched a movie recently, it's driving me crazy i can't remember which, a character says their favourite game is Goldeye N64 Slappers only
littlegingerone
Hey just a note from ireland.. we once heavily relied on potatoes for a while and it didnt work out very well
justarandomfandom
Reminds me of the joke 'how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None'. I laughed then I felt bad.
asquiiiiiiisha
*the English took all of your grain so you had a monoculture staple
strangerthingies
is there a dessert potato?
SpecialProjectY
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kissel It's delicious, very filling, low calorie (no sugar version) and very good if you have stomach problems
BrisketSandwich24
Sweet potato pie son. Better than pumpkin
softestpants
Potato donuts are the shit!
ChaotikWolfi
...potatonuts
SpecialProjectY
Spudnuts!
Vaanhalen
Something something Russian potato vodka
calledwylch
....fancy dinner, a baked potato? That's real class, right there; said no-one, ever.
Filanwizard
If you put it on a fancy plate in a place with a fancy chef and charge 39.95 its classy because society is made of suckers.
oynsy
Yeah, made me chuckle. Now put Dauphinoise, or Hassleback, and now you're talking
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
A baked potato with onions and bacon and sour cream and butter and assorted seasonings.
Justtogivedaupvotes
Ay, u can make a classy, delicious baked potatoe with the right ingredients.
Imadefetchhappen
With a steak? Sounds fine to me
brookswift
yeah, but not classy
Justtogivedaupvotes
Granted, there are better, more eloquent dishes u can make with potatoes. Don't knock a good baked potatoe though lol
ingelri
Yes, I love it when my potatoes are well-spoken
LittlemissEm
More like sit down dinner as apposed to fast food
EverydayIdleness
aren't potatoes a staple crop in a number of nations for this reason?
Comradesjeltonarmy
I would broaden it to tubers
FuryM0nk
When Ireland ran out of potatoes, their whole country collapsed.
d3vilsavocado
Fun fact: Ireland still hasn’t recovered from the potato famine. Back then the population was ~8mil, now it’s only ~4mil
IBarelyHaveEnoughSpaceToPostCommentsButCanMakeASuperLongName
BlueYoMind
It's like one big french fry dipping in some ketchup.
opkraut
Something something potato famine
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Why would you put staples in your crops?? People eat those crops! You’re mean
afkalmighty
Where else are those people supposed to get their daily iron from? Duh
Mistruths
You staple the plant so they grow even and are easier to harvest.
GoogleFucker
And planets!
Downvote4Love
Something something Ireland
PW28
Oooo Aaaah Up The Ra
Wolfsleigher
Me: "Who the fuck gets chips for fast food?" (reads crisps) Me:...fucking brits
Squandiddly
Chips is a stupid word for crisps. If anything they’re slices not chips
Wolfsleigher
Chips is a stupid word for fries. If anything they're elongated pieces not chips.
Wolfsleigher
Chips is a stupid word for fries. If anything they're elongated pieces not chips.
Squandiddly
French fries and chips are different. French fries are thin Bois and chips are chunky
Squandiddly
https://www.honestburgers.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ChipsBanner.jpg chips
Squandiddly
https://www.honestburgers.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ChipsBanner.jpg French fries
NivalisAngelus
Poutine.
MrFroman
Canada, eh? Poutine
ilhares
That falls under 'chips' on this list.
MarieLuneHB
Oui !
ILoveToLaughHaHaHaHa
Just tried some for the first time last Friday; well done Canada, well done!
LynxAries
Went to Canada and fell in love with Poutine. Back in Texas and very sad.
NivalisAngelus
You can always make your own.
MissKalanek
Cheese curds can be hard to find in some places.
NivalisAngelus
That is a real bummer. Cheese cubes work too.
LynxAries
What Kalenek said. It's hard to find cheese curds here.
Deliveryham
I never thought it would be hard to. find cheese curds. But i do live in the mid west
Hecter94
horny? Potato.
riftventdweller
Um, no. Too far
AcrimoniousDragon
Potato salad with extra mayo.
Tornadotaco
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
"Paige NO"
IneedToWinLotto
Too far, man
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
Mashed
ChromeDome123
Hotel?
loupigs
Trivago
Jellybeanboom
-retard masturbating at the bus stop.
captainclutch
Only a whole raw potato
godofnope
Hotel? Trivago
aleister94
(bouncing noise) oh no my potato
HesADandyGuy1nSpace
use it to power a vibrator
funkysquirrel
I think you're supposed to use a grapefruit.
NballardPDX
The good old grapefruit technique
MisterLemons
WAHGGSHHHSSGSGHSGHG
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
DarkeKai
Horny potato
bigdog838
Karen, don't!
robertloblawlessthethird
Not if you’re Irish
nclu
jenw
I understood that reference.
Hecter94
That's especially impressive because I wasn't referencing anything
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
At least that's what you think
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MangoLassi
I first read it as "14 months pregnant" which has obvious problems.
Sooothisonethyme
There was a married couple a few years back that hadn't had sex, they would eat raw potato's when they got horny instead, IIRC
previoustopcomment
it was a satire article but yes.
TheRicM
YRC (You Recalled Correctly)