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Apr 16, 2024 6:00 PM

#3 I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

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#23 I did this back when I worked retail

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#29 this may be my favorite of all these fun Avengers takes

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#11 I approach the cloaked, hunched over man. Vicious mockery nat 20 let's go! You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you! *Toots on my flute.*

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#39

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#1 My husband loves this and calls me his Rainbow Chu Chu Blob

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I thought this was a representation of when you take your chronically depressed ass out to some low end diner, just ro get food into you, and a semblance of accomplishment for leaving your bed.

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I kindly decline. Im happy and apportion them, but don’t want to use vacation time or money to sit with someone else’s strange family

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#3 i used to be like this until my husband pointed out to me that ai have over 500 books on my kindle and there was no point wasting my time on a book i dont like.

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#50 the word is jumps, not jumped.

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#24 "You cannot kill me in a way that matters"

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#2 Every month, dude. You’ll get used to it.

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That one doesn't count

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When I discovered I had a pinched nerve going down my left arm ("hey my left arm feels weird" what's your first thought?)

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#2 No. Unfortunately it's usual to me

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#1

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#26 I want more of this, if only to share with the crew at the Starbucks embedded inside my workplace.

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#15 Okay Internet lawyers, assuming they are tried as an adult... is this attempted murder?

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This one makes me laugh every single time I see it. Full on GUFFAW. I will never tire of it.

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#50 also way shorter

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#26 This woman supposedly had over a gram of caffine. If she didn't die, she probably ended up throwing up everywhere.

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#5 Steve, only knowing no internet and fiber internet, getting excited when home computers become available and discovering there was a middle step called dial up.

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I spent three re-reads going, "who the fuck is Steve?". When I finally realised my eyes rolled all the way back and have not returned.

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I once read a fanfiction featuring a scene where Steve expressed his love for the microwave, and I can't think of a more accurate side-detail. He absolutely would've been pinging for them for decades.

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What if you're the reason time travel never gets invented?

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#43 I agree and I have them. People aggressively flash me all the time thinking I have my brites on until I drop little boy in their car.

I do my best not to drive at night but like, Idk what to tell you, I didn't make the lights, talk to Hyundai about it.

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#21 No, it’s your chance to be big spoon.

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#6 Doing this now for my cousin's wedding. Airfare, hotel, cocktail attire, Ubers...sigh. I can't even turn it into a mini vacay because it's in a place I would never go to in the first place.

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So don't go? Just explain that spending thousands of dollars just to turn up isn't on the cards right now. People who expect family/friends to do all of that at great cost are selfish. People who have weddings overseas are even worse

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If it was any of my other cousins I would stay home but I like her and her fiancé. I'm trying to flex my bargain seeking skills to make it as cheap as possible. I'll probably split the hotel room with another family member as well as the Uber costs. It's a travel wedding for everyone...they live in CA, our family is in the Midwest, her dad and half bros are in NYC, his fam is in PA so the wedding is in TX. Shrug.

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#38 I can't catch poison ivy. All my friends caught it horribly but I could handle it and never reacted. I ate some once, just to show off. Unfortunately it also made me a bit of a garden slave to my family as I got older, clearing forest away from acres of fencing.. but that's my magic. lol

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Once worked with a woman who smoked a lot and could smoke a whole cigarette without tapping the ash, and I never once saw her drop any.

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I and my GF aren't allergic to poison ivy either. I think 85% of humanity is allergic.

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#10 I felt that in my soul

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I am that sleeper. Wife and I watch an episode of something, I put my glasses aside, get rid of extra pillows, wish her a good night and then sleep. Near instantaneously.

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My wife sleeps like that. 2 minutes and it’s snoresville. Me, it’s a crapshoot. Sleep within 15 minutes to 2 hours. Who knows?

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"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" doesn't have an S in it.
"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" doesn't have an F in it.

These examples of full alphabet sentences are both incorrect, as they are spelled in the meme. But, if you change "jumped" to "jumps", the first one works. I can't seem to figure out a smooth way to fit an F into the second sentence.

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"Can't seem to figure out a smooth way to fit an F into the second sentence, without getting vulgar" would be a more accurate statement. Lol

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'of'

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Oh damn! Got me. My bad.

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