Couldn't eat Raman at the shop so my boyfriend made me some from scratch

Nov 4, 2016 1:09 AM

TessaLee

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Gluten free rice noodles too!

I personally don't give a shit about gluten free but that looks delicous. He should get a reward.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rice noodles are already gluten free. It's like saying lactose free bologna.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wife him!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That's my plan haha

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All rice noodles are naturally gluten free you wingnut. Now tell me about your crossfit routine.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he better be getting anal tonight

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

Maybe she's not into pegging

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Holey shit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clever.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ha! nice

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That looks amazing. Damn I'm hungry

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

youre boyfriend is gay

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How cute

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have very different definitions for Raman.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Yeah man. I'm all about Raman Spectroscopy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't there be a coliseum or some..nope that's not right

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No.No.NO you are thinking of romaine

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No romaine is definitely a country

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't leave your chopsticks in food, it's for our ancestors then.

9 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 5

came to post the same thing, thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Also, it just looks ugly imo. Don't do it lol.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

+1 for cultural awareness

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

I don't see how this matters if she's not actually eating with a bunch of people to which this actually means anything.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry to offend everyone... I honestly did not know

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Good god woman. As a super white guy even I knew the chopsticks thing.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

What, why

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

+1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Most dishonorable.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

IIRC it's with rice and it has to stand upright?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't you supposed to rub them together and use them like drumsticks or as fake walrus tusks?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: actually dishwater and spagetti

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh no you don't want your dick to fly off

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice! How was the Sake? Even though it's a little mass produced I like me some Gekkikaikan.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks amazing. Can I have his recipe?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ramen is so good

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so jealous! I had Thai Kitchen instant so7p yesterday and it just isn't ramen. :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hella nice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's our boyfriend now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What did he use for the stock?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"boyfriend"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So where's the recipe? Recipe or never happened.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that what a soft boiled egg is? I've only ever had or seen hard boiled

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh you are one of those

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This looks delicious

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shutting the fuck up is gluten free. Maybe you should add that to your diet?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 13

I don't mean it OP, I only remembered something I read long, long ago and this will be my one chance to use it. Sorry fam.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see you browse randoms. I too, like to live dangerously.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a 9 minute egg?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Have you ever had an 8 hour egg?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on the altitude

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

well, not with *that* altitude.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Certainly not a 15 minute egg.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh heavens no

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gluten free made me hate you

9 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 29

I'm going to pretend I didn't read that bit

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

I wish you a lifetime of explosive diarrhoea anytime you try to eat something delicious

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Way ahead of you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lucky you, your body handles it. Must mean everyone's does

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well yeah. Right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You must be such an enjoyable person to hang out with

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 13

Ok. I'm putting myself out there. I have auto-immune psoriasis. Gluten free has all but eradicated it. Docs are stumped, but it works.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Thank you I have celiac

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Doctors are baffled by this one simple trick

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I break out into full body hives, migraines, joint pain on wheat and gluten, but sure, everyone hate me because "it's a fad".

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why do you care so much to hate?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Because it's funny how many ppl get bent out of shape and I'm a dick :P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes, telling us was totally unnecessary.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

Not really. OP couldn't eat it at a ramen shop bc ramen is wheat. That was the whole story.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm just a dick and it's funny watching ppl get bent out of shape over stupid stuff

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be an actual celiac but with that comment not likely

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Or could still be celiac trying to give other people with celiac hope

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

True

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am and thank you :)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Coeliac*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

1) Haha really? I'm not American and it's spelled like that everywhere I've seen it. In my red seal chef textbook, to the Heath inspectors

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2) food safety pamphlet and in my food safe advanced course books

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't worry.. I've got your back. These crazy Americans who don't know how to spell won't keep us down

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Haha, cheers babe *blows kiss

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry haha I'm Canadian and sometimes get influenced by my American neighbours

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You don't have to apologise, fuck Canadians are cute though!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I had no idea there was another way of spelling it and I'm Canadian. Forgive me Cthulhu

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There is nothing to forgive my sweet maple leaf.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not American. That's just the way it's written in my red seal chef textbook and everywhere else I've seen it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha, have you ever had a customer come up to you and tell you they're a celeriac? shits funny.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1