LuciferRattlehead
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Jun 6, 2017 4:35 AM
LuciferRattlehead
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LiteCow
Hail, Hydrate.
supersport1968
+1 for the title
BadHorsesMare
Every complaint as a kid Dad-"Drink a glass of water" By jove it worked.
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
Had an ear infection so bad in basic I kept missing marching commands. Went to the doc and she no shit told me to drink more water...
holodecktheory
Think you meant beer
Strostkovy
I'm on my nineth bottle of water and my bills still aren't paid. I think I'm going back to vodka.
notthesameasmyotheraccountss
Maybe if you could spell ninth you could get a better paying job.
abigmoosenamedjerb
You're not drinking enough water? Have you tried changing your socks?
MetaphysicallyWrinklefree
Here's a vitamin M.... but I have a cold?
GunslingerGonzo
The real problem is because you don't floss enough
ChiefMasterAirmanFirstClassSelectInCharge
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
LuciferRattlehead
this comment gave me cancer
BeardedGhost
And for the other two, take motrin and change your socks.
ivegotstupidvision
That sentence structure pisses me off.
IputTheHotInPsychotic
You're
hessukoo
Thank you.
REDRUmALLIk
Or from not changing your socks. Take some Motrin while you're at it
ajcd1sc1ple
Here’s some Motrin and change your socks.
richfraga
Water, motrin and clean socks
salandria
Moleskin
sqrmelon
*You're
drasparagus
My beer is like 80%+ water....pretty sure I'm getting enough.
heller8790
Glad he notified me of changes in my water intakes.
SabatonXX
Motrin and a No Shave Chit, STAT!!!
LuciferRattlehead
i absolutely hate the no shave chit crap, i know some people need it but it looks unprofessional as hell
CosmicFlowerPower
Change your socks
brasscityroller
Hm3 here. Yup.
shootyourgooCthulhu
Tell that to the people in Flint Michigan
IamJustinSane
I drink 4-5 litres of water a day; still have Interstitial lung disease. I'll try changing my socks.
kisners
how many canteens you drink today devil?
AlzechaMaris
Had pink eye, fucking Corpsmen gave me eye drops and cough syrup.
thetrustyburro
Don't forget to change your socks, too.
IamJustinSane
Stop putting fecal matter in your eye then.
AlzechaMaris
Pack 84 people from across the nation as well as some from other countries into a compartment and not even Mr Clean can bring you salvation.
boombaby123
I got pink eye and was no shit told to put hand sanitizer in it until it went away....
Wolokos
Was he being sarcastic?
boombaby123
probably, but i was also a wee boot then and believed anything....gotta love salty docs.
TheTreesAreTalking
And Motrin
salandria
Was a corpsman. Marine skittles
TheTreesAreTalking
It's tasty stuff. Makes everything better
Jak7ob
You can die of over hydration. Just saying.
LuciferRattlehead
not according to navy medicine
keeniemccormick
All that's missing is the 800mg of aspirin
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Motrin*
PoggleDeLaPolak
*53mg of polonium 210 (look it up)
keeniemccormick
All I got prescribed when I was in was sleeping pills for when I went on TDY
PawChop
Don't blame corpsmen, we just don't care enough...
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
I've never met a green side corpsman that didn't care about the Marines under his charge.
PawChop
Well no shit we do but we also don't care
LuciferRattlehead
i think its more like you do, but youre tired of hearing their bitching about everything
NotAPervert
Why not
tarataqa
Why
PawChop
The navy has taken that away from us as well
NotAPervert
How?
PawChop
Are you in the military? It'll make this conversation a lot quicker lol
NotAPervert
No. Part of explanation I've heard is that they manage to make anything that could even slightly potentially been fun, as not fun as poss.
NotAPervert
And then I'm imagining the daily grind just kills any passion about the job anyone had going in.
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
What if my problem is that I pee to much?
docj84
Bladder is not used to water, you're not drinking enough in general.
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
Drink more. Your bladder will explode. Problem solved. Next?
Snoochybooch
That's SIQ 24hrs, enjoy.
Eight77
Bladder issues from not drinking enough water
notthesameasmyotheraccountss
Could be a UTI from not drinking enough water.
hazzary453
Drink your piss, then piss is gone, problem solved
Eveythingistaken
Maybe you need more water.
Clydefrogger
*too
TheLetterKay
Might be pregnant. I pee every 30 minutes because I'm pregnant.
WallaWallaWashington
Did the man's hat stutter? Drink more water.
xHeroOfTimexx
You might have diabetes
JJmoneyBags
Have you tried taking Motrin?
razmann
then you need more water to recover what you lost.
Strostkovy
Diabetes, possibly.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
MindRape
Damn is this real?
IMadeThisAccountJustToMakeThisComment
no da worl is a simulashun
ScotchnCigars
Yep, thats how I found out. :(
thegreatheed
That was one of my symptoms. Yes.
Strostkovy
One of the symptoms of my sister's hamster too
Highfarm
Yes
LuciferRattlehead
change your socks
EVO4thaW1N
http://terminallance.com/2011/02/08/terminal-lance-103-the-cure-all/
Snoochybooch
And take some Motrin
capflip
This may be the greatest thing I have read all day.
cheeseguy3412
Really? I thought the solution would be to sweat more, can't pee if you're sweating it all out.
SnivellusSnape
That would all depend on if drinking large quantities at once. Skull 1L in 1/2 an hour and it'll be pee not sweat!
kriptictide
Or take your vitamin M! (Motrin for those non military)
Novachair
Rangers go trick or treating hoping for some Motrin.
biggreencow
Id say motrin would be more effective than socks. maybe a moleskin
Jrhoney
Since your ordering everything on the menu, do you want the silver bullet too while doc has his bag open?
KillerTofu615
Fuck it, lets get the std test and urinalysis done while we're at it.
Jrhoney
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/35400000/Dr-Sweet-and-Milo-atlantis-the-lost-empire-35459700-500-213.gif
TayTayKeen
As an ex marine this made me 'oohrah'
B1LLc0sby
No it didn't, a real marine would never refer to oneself as an ex marine. Once a marine, always a marine.
RandomMcGamer
Better thing to say would've been "there's no such thing as an ex marine."
KillerTofu615
I'm a retired marine, that's bullshit. They're stating they're out, thats it. many use ex or prior.
awildcharmander
jesus christ dude can you breath ok with your head so far up your own ass?
BigRai
LuciferRattlehead
I'm guessing you've never been in the military?
TheVoteThatUps
Can you explain? For uh friend yea
LuciferRattlehead
Yeah it doesn't matter if u got a headache or missing a limb, docs will tell u to take motoring, hydrate and make sure u change your socks
evilgriff
*Motorin
BigRai
I mean, I get the others but how does changing your socks help?