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hewgothestrange
#37 Jason Beghe was a victims father with a clear voice pre accident then became a lead roll and does multiple cross overs with SVU as Chicago PD
OuchYoureonmyhair
#50 or in our case.
Me: Raven go pee? (Goes out) Angus go pee?
Angus:
me: Angus go puh puh.
Angus:
Me: c'mon go with Raven. Go poopy. Go pee with Raven. Go outside. (Stares)
Raven comes in.
Angus... well now I gotta go
kydn
#27 If you pay attention, it was the fact people weren't killing eachother enough that started the downfall of the Purge
FriskySour
#34 So how are you tweeting this complaint?
RealTobeyMaguire
#32 ..is.. is this supposed to be funny? The original meme isn't even funny, let alone making light of a kid getting physically abused and tormented. Haha, I bet that kid felt like complete shit afterwards, haha!
DecoratedDeerSkull
#27 i'd forge some contracts so that i can move into an actual home. And steal all the furnishings i'd need for that home
KierCalhen
#30 .... No word of a lie I don't care about the text... That guy is literally the asian version of me.... We look the same....
TwitterLitter
His name was "blauballer" on TikTok and he lived in NYC, but I cannot currently find his account at the current moment.
PerpetualExhaustion
#26 Look, I am well aware that every girlfriend I’ve been with in the past, and any I will be with in the future/future wife, for them this will be an unspoken fact. But there’s no need to throw it out there… Trust me, us ugly dudes are well aware. just let us live in ignorance.
Iaimtomisbehave
KatinaChoovansky
#27 Must've never worked customer service...
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
#11 To hold the flashlight while painting miniatures. Duh.
TwitterLitter
Nailed it.
johnvilnis
#1 I can imagine a group of friends following them and getting to me and letting out a gasp. ‘That’s him? OMG how does he survive like that?’
QSteele
#46 Dude, I had a 90% success rate on this thing. I would feed the whole crew on $2. Then they limited it to 1 per person, so I taught my friends. Then they limited it to 1 per group, and I was pissed. Then they took it away. And now... Now!... Now! They brought it back on a got danged tablet!... This whole country is going down the drain, I swear to god.
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
They removed them because people were breaking in to stores (usually by breaking windows or doors) to steal them off the counter for like $30 in change.
QSteele
I believe it. Criminals gotta ruin sh*t for everyone.
acuteavocado7
#28 oh dont worry, adults do it too... pretty much every day... :(
Puolitettupuolituttu
Less cartwheels though.
JustaStepBeyondtheEdgeoftheUniverse
I threw out my back just thinking about someone else doing a cartwheel.
capughe
#12 when did we start saying "Late 1800s"? Surely not before 1940ish?
wazroth
'Late xx00s" seems to be a product of the modern era, but "Late 19th century" started getting traction around 1920.
wazroth
(Late 1800s for comparison)
capughe
Thank you, friend. I suppose we're right on time then if we consider both phrases to be equivalent expressions for antiquity. I wasn't really expecting this in my 30s.
miked854
#8 Nah, you stay in that town. There's an evil real estate developer about to go to jail.
charondaboatman
#50 every dog I’ve ever owned for ever.
5cX469Nit9JuI1MAZG5c3AdA
#15 Pot noodle
ZebadiahCarter
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
Rogerwilco1974
Not poodle
LittleIrishTurnip
RandAIFlagg
And it's fantastic. I have on multiple occasions made infused ramen with Nongshim - this stuff (and it's amazing)
EventuallyASkeleton
It's noodles in flavored MSG soup. Of course it's good.
RandAIFlagg
MSG stands for "Makes Stuff Good"
Youmustrememberthis
#12 hell, i spent 35 years in the "late 1900s." in my defense, i didn't have much choice
RummageSaleBubbler
rollercostarican
lol working from home doesnt stop certain co-workers from getting on my nerves. Plenty of Slack Shenanigans to go around.
tentacularfleshscape
I yell CAROL. CAAAROOOOOL. I open the door and there is not a single person in that office, there is. No. Carol.
LaffertyDanie1
#14 That cheesesteak looks absolutely awful but 10/10 for the commitment. GO BIRDS!
wailbait
I can't judge the authenticity without knowing how much Jim Croce they play in there. And no, Hall & Oates is not an acceptable substitute (though still a great Philly band).
TwitterLitter
But that beef could possibly be the highest quality you have eaten in your entire life.... !
HotCarle
Philly guy here. Looks awful, but better than some other imposters ive seen around the US. Also go birds
5WattBulb
That doesn't look like whiz and if that was an actual Philly cheese steak, you'd be able to see through the paper it's sitting on.
EventuallyASkeleton
#45 The villain is honestly just the sheer cultural disrespect the British have for everyone on the planet. I saw 'Chinese week' and I heard that one lady say "Gwockeemolo" that time. I've seen Jamie Oliver make "beautiful, authentic" curry. BBC cooking content is basically my 'Nam.
WhatTheFrench
Well yeah. That and Paul Hollywood glowering at people who are just trying to bake like lil Keebler tree elves.
ryanruppe
Yeah GBBO has a villain! It is Paul Hollywood!
Righteousdew
#3 This reads like it was written by AI. All the individual parts make sense, but together, it's just word salad.
SomeDetroitGuy
It was VERY close to what actually was the SNL cold open - Bowen Yang played George Santos but he sung a satyrical version of Goodbye, Norma Jean (Goodbye, Congress Queen) instead of Hallelujah.
Righteousdew
Satirical, unless you mean they were dressed as a satyr. Now bring me a coney dog!
zerbert
I describe AI text ive read the same way! I didn't notice it here until you pointed it out. Totally true.
thecollective01
#12
Makes me wonder if people in the 1920s called the 1890s just "the 90s"
allcattywampus
they were in fact called "the Gay Nineties"
wazroth
Sure did.
pinkmilkyway
QuitLookinAtMineAim
So close
capablecow
Ooooooh
OuchYoureonmyhair
Why would you want to have sex with a mannequins face?
TheyMeanToWinWimbledon
Hey, you do you.
Tordek
For fake internet points
masterpainimeanbetty1
...i don't understand the question.
Righteousdew
#25 Again, I know what all the words mean, but I don't understand what they say.
DovvyDragon
I got the first part, "Express... stan card..." = "I have suddenly become a huge fan (stan) of this person." Sadly, I have no idea why Jesus' job is relevant to the situation.
Puolitettupuolituttu
The surname of the singer on the video that caused disapproval was Carpenter.
mthrndr01
God fucking damn it. I watched the video to see if I could figure out some new slang. The song is AWFUL and I am the dumbest son of a bitch in the world.
OctopusStinkhorn
#16 I don’t understand this at all
BuzzedHoneyBee
I assume it's something about popcorn lung and those colorblind tests
Argon14
Yeah me neither
snowglobeshaker
Testicular cancer that spread to the lungs. Patient’s in his 20s IIRC
TwitterLitter
Hopefully this can explain: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/got-that-dog-in-him
TerricBeast
Thanks, yep that helped
stormywaters84
Looks like tuberculosis or something. They can't see a dog, but the internet makes them want to see something weird.
Smellthisplz
Those are described as "coin" lesions.
ThisisntJessitsJess
There was a thing for a while where people would post pictures like this, asking for advice or pretending they were real, but they had just taken a Google image and hid doge in it somewhere
dynamiteleo
Nope, this one is gen Z saying "he's got that dawg in him"
TerricBeast
#16 - So ... what was the diagnosis
TwitterLitter
He didn’t have “that dog in him”
noReallyIamPrincessBob
A very similar X-ray was “Canon-ball pulmonary metastases from breast cancer”. https://radiopaedia.org/cases/canon-ball-pulmonary-metastases-from-breast-cancer?lang=us
TerricBeast
Thanks. I thought the "cannon balls" mat have been superimposed on the xray in the original image. I am saddened by the thought that this young man's life has been cut short
noReallyIamPrincessBob
It surely doesn’t look good. :(