Rock bottom

Mar 7, 2024 1:31 AM

TheTallyMarker

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Well, nailed it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh shit. I’m sure that was a horrible drop, but it also could have been a lot worse. Ouch.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The end of the hammock hitting her in the face as she falls really is *chef's kiss*

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Instead she captured the most popular video she's ever created.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love the dog's reaction, like "Jesus, are you all right? What happened?"

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's ok. Her ribs broke the fall...they also broke.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Inches from a mouth full of damaged teefs

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Inches from a smashed skull.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looked like it really hurt...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She actually couldn't have landed better. No head or hip or rib on rocks? Seriously, well done fall

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

The fps is too low to tell fpr sure if her face hit that rock or not.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love how the dog looked concerned with the fall

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

You wanted to make an Instagram worthy video, and you succeeded.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Good thing those rocks were there to break her fall.

2 years ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 0

That is like... the worst possible place to set up a hammock. Good lord

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Over a cactus, maybe? No risk of losing teeth, but significant chance of losing an eye.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd call that Instagram worthy

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

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Is that a deer? No, it’s a left hook.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That firm jiggle though.

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 7

Wondered if anyone else noticed that. Hope she is ok, but damn.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone turn her sound clip into a song.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Do unmute

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awww man I feel like this would go great after a bit of treatment on Songify.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Winning

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Do not mess around with an improperly set hammock. Fell asleep on one a long time ago it flipped over. Apparently you can fold a human in half.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Longways or shortways?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't remember but I need some ibuprofen. Also is it bad when your back sounds like popping bubble wrap?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Big bubble wrap or little bubble wrap?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hot dog. We naturally fold hamburger style

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“tried to take an Instagram worthy video.” = Success Achieved

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Why would they want the dumpster in the background of the "Instagram shot" though?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That could have been deadly… and camping all by yourself to boot? That’s how people disappear without a trace. Crack you head on those rocks, die and a pack of wolves drag your corpse away never to be seen again. Knucklehead.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 6

She's clearly by civilization, but a bear or mountain lion would be more likely in your scenario. Unless they're sick or starving, wild wolves are so scared of humans now they even leave dead ones alone in case live ones aren't far behind.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If she were backpacking maybe, but she's in a developed campground.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wolves? I would be environmentaly okay with that

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Burial? Cremation? When I could feed a small pack of wolves for like a day, maybe two?!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It’s a sad thing these days when a close-knit, loving family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Never put your hammock higher than you can easily step over.

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

Or over a pile of big-ass rocks...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like the whole valley floor is either glacial moraine or at the very least, a relict riverbed. She's surrounded by huge rounded cobbles everywhere you look, so maybe that's not as easy as it could be.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But then my fat ass just ends up sleeping on the ground with extra steps...

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Rookie move. It helps if you use strong enough rope, pre-stretch your tie-in, & know how to tie a knot that won't slip. My hammock hangs nicely on 11mm dacron rope (doesn't stretch like poly or nylon). It's overkill, yes, and that is exactly the point with hammocks.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

i use amsteel. fucking love it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But are you also a fatass?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Doesn't matter. The materials I'm using (aside from the hammock itself) test at 2,250kg.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She almost lost quite a few teeth

2 years ago | Likes 292 Dislikes 0

She could have died.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep, A few inches to the side and that rock would have smashed in her skull.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Note to self: Don't hang hammock over a pile of small boulders. CHECK.

2 years ago | Likes 2011 Dislikes 2

Or in front of a large dumpster if you want it to be Instagram worthy

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or a dog.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And if you have to, don't make it like 4 feet above them, jesus.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Or concrete. Little girl in my home state died.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I cracked my skull open when I was 14 years old when my hammock broke exactly like this. Hit the only rock below me that was mostly buried and I hit the only part that was partially exposed above the ground.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I literally came down to say that. Classic nube mistake.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those aren't small boulders. They're just rocks the size of small boulders.

2 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

Boulder soaked rocks.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dumb ways to die 🎶🎵

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm more worried about what's on the rope that hit her in the face. My buddy broke his skull on a hammock that I improperly set with a carabiner in high tension. Granted he dove onto it with the intent to break the rope. I'll never rig one like that again. The doctor thought he was hit in the head with a hammer...

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm going to steal that story if I ever follow through with hitting someone in the head with a hammer. Thanks internet stranger!

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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Hang over another hammock.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Like a burrito.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have done a triple stack a few times a music festivals. It was fun once. I prefer having my own space.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's hammocks all the way down.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Learning knots helps, too

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The worst part is; you will forget this important fact if/when you build a hammock!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Large boulders only. DOUBLE CHECK.

2 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 0

Find a spot with no rocks beneath it at all, obviously, that includes pebbles and dirt. There should be at least 80-100 meters of open air under you to cushion your fall. If there must be rocks, make sure that the part you come in contact with first is as small as possible and that they taper downward in a conical shape. This will allow them to pass through you should you fall on them, and friction will bring you to a safe stop as you approach their base.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If by “safe stop”, you mean dead.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't know my shoulders were there but ok

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if it's a large boulder the size of a small boulder?

2 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Well then it's obviously a nice boulder. I like that boulder.

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Dumpster really makes the scene

2 years ago | Likes 344 Dislikes 0

At least the nature area appears clear of litter.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Honestly, it looks more like a shipping container. They're all over the place in rural areas now. Though your point still stands, it really frames the scene.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I's it a roll off or a conex? looks like a conex box to me. hard to tell.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s all about framing the photo to capture the mood./s

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It’ll get edited out in post.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Gottsta do it fer the gram.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Oh THAT dumpster. I was lookin at the other one

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

If she didn't break a rib or two, she's really lucky.

2 years ago | Likes 753 Dislikes 4

meh

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's okay, only a femur. /s

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks like her right side hip took a good lick also.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Her boobs broke her fall, I feel a guy would have for sure. I’d rather break a rib than a tooth honestly although both are no fun having broken both. Ribs hurt like hell but will eventually heal rather than shattering all your teeth on the ground

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wtf do you think boobs are made of?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I assume jello

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Little known fact but boobs are exactly like airbags. Actually, car airbags were modeled after boobs and were originally called airboobs, created by no other than John Boobage himself!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

im more worried about her teeth! did seem lucky to not hit her head at least.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh no she hit her head.

2 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Considering how quickly she goes to get up, I think she's alright. Looks like extreme luck with landing right in between the rocks. If anything I'm more concerned about her leg/s

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I broke ribs recently, and didn't realise until hours later. Was training Jiu-jitsu and was fine, completed the session with no suspicion of injury.

A few hours of watching TV later, I tried to stand up and felt searing pain that had me inactive for a few months.

There's a very good chance she did break ribs here, and simply didn't feel it yet.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shock is a hell of a drug.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Adrenaline

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i broke my neck with a hammock accident ... dog jumped in and catapulted me , landed stupid and voila broken neck c4 -5

2 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

Huh, that's eerily similar to mine but C2-3-4

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think Imgur's broken. No one asked if the dog is OK yet :-p

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That's awful. How scary! Did you have a halo?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no just a brace , but it moved crooked while wearing it as the ER messed up and did not put it tight , the Neuro doc had a fit when he saw me and he made it really tight it gave me a panic attack and i almost passed out . but again I am alive and can walk and talk and besides the pain in the neck ;) i am ok if i be careful

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's good to hear! My brother was in a car wreck and they put him in a neck brace at the ER and sent him home. The next day, police and ambulance came to our house, strapped him to a gurney and he spent the next month immobilized and face down. They didn't read the xray right. One sneeze would have paralyzed him. He had the halo and is just about normal except for having a fear of anything remotely dangerous like roller coasters and hammocks..
You take care of yourself! Glad you're still here

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom did that too. Only I did it, not a dog. She reminds me all the time.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit that must have sucked on a whole different level. I have a dear friend who broke his neck in Iraq. It was so bad they had him bed ridden and in pins for a few months (if I recall the story correctly). The nurses and doctors kept warning him under no circumstances was he to sneeze. He now has a horrifying fear of sneezing and although he is a 6' 3" VERY strong, very proud black man, he sneezes like a thirteen year old self-conscious girl. Very delicate and tiny. It's awesome.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

How is it possible to not sneeze?
I tried when I messed up my ribs. So much pain.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it healed crooked and they told me no more horseback riding or skiing or mountain biking , so i took up trail running , i do have the occasional hot feeling in my feet which drives me nuts and my neck muscles are always tight and the headaches , but other than that i was lucky and i can walk and i did not die ... so i call this a win

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

so thaaats why my neck is harder than granite, hot feet, and headaches, i got scoliosis with steel rods so no horses or trampolines etc myself.... so good to know those things are from spine/neck problems. and yes, yay for no death and can walk

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Check into bodywork and yoga, remember to always within your limits but don't let cowardice dictate what those limits are. Doctors seem to forget the capacity of the human...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or lose a tooth

2 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 0

This. Bones can fix themselves. Teeth cannot.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But teeth are bones!?!?!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bones can heal at the break, not a new bone. So can also teeth, just need to go to the doctor really quick to get it reattached as the blod flow stops in the lost tooth

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand what you're saying, but time is also of the essence. I think there's a timeline to reattaching teeth, and it's significantly less so than bones being able to fix a break. I dunno though, I'm not a dentist!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or break a wrist

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Or get food poisoning

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Or cervical canc... Umm I was about to go too far.

Or bruise her forarms

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or assassinatr Archduke Franz Ferdinand starting a war against Serbia and eventually leading all the way to World War 1

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