MrPuckett
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Jan 12, 2017 4:15 AM
MrPuckett
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sheldon210
Have none of you ever seen women go ape shit over Life After Love by Cher?
Braethias
263,606,804,398,119 Views? is that accurate?
wolfteller
Missing " I will survive"
amazinglyrandy
Oh nice just another sweeping generalization about a race when will this....ah I have every one of these songs on my phone and THEY ALL RULE
NZSheeps
No Safety Dance?
TotallyOriginalName
You could just have made every song a Queen song.
magnumego
Africa Toto makes me feel my feelings vigorously
restitutororbusinvictus
I 'member that one!
NowImJustAnotherTexan
SWEEEET CAROLINEEE , BAH BAH BAHHHH!
jrbr549
I'm too painfully caucasian to know what beyond turnt is.
Andre2998
Also 'Free Falling'
magenta09
I'm a bartender and oh my god when Wonderwall comes on it's like the second coming of Jesus for white people
DragothMP5
You forgot about putting "Margaritaville" on the bar jukebox.
tubandrub
Chicken fried? Are you sure that's supposed to be on the white people list?
IsACouchASeat
Apparently it is a country song.
brassinpocket
aw Zac Brown Band has better tunes than this. Still good tho'.
jmstr
Can confirm. Am white.
jtreid14
Apparently I'm not white
BlueSpaceLizard
Pssst: What does 'turnt' mean, fellow Caucasian? I wish to be appear more jive with my Fam.
bulbaczar
Turnt- adj. Higher order contraption of "Turn" and the contraction word "Weren't" e.g. "It's my turn" "No, it turn't"
nomorechicken
Every Breath You Take
Irishred23
You forgot "Build me up Buttercup"
NoDiceDoomguy
Especially if you're an Angels fan.
henbykilla
In the air tonight. Phil collins.
epicnamefail
This is my shower anthem
idrinkandiupvotethings
*air drums the best drum solo there has ever been or ever will be*
BlueStringsAttached
List is accurate. May we have a list of songs that never fails to make black people turnt?
promnitedumpsterbaby
No you can't have that list it would be racist don't you know that?
NZSheeps
I want to say anything by The Police, but
Drewshbag77
Gosh dang it Mr Pucket... you know us all too well!
MrPuckett
*awkward white guy fist bump*
NoDiceDoomguy
No Holy Diver?
pb1kenobi
What is "TURNT."?
thatsALOTofnuts75
Whats "Turnt"?
bigbrother
It's a pastry with a little jelly or custard inside. real great with coffee if it's not the flaky kind. Gets everywhere, the flaky kind.
SwitchPup
Isn't that a turnover?
Vydrach
Needs Black Betty and Crazy Train, for me.
Thaynerd
Whoah black betty, amber lamps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDD9FmdmUN4
Raygirl
Dammit every time someone says Crazy Train I have to go and listen to it.
Talligan
You forgot Two Princes by Spin Doctors.
ImgonnapartylikeitsCOVID1999
How is Freebird not on this list?!
LonelyBrannigan
Not easy to dance to?
nsnerationcmplt
Freebird was playing this past weekend at a restaurant I was at and the table behind me had no clue what song it was. I about lost my shit.
CKnowles
Mmmm... Kingsmen...
raiku12
How the fuck do you get turnt to fucking freebird?
archstanton21
What song is it you wanna hear?
LeftHandPanda
Lorrrrrrrd, I can't chaaaaange
supraman2turbo
*Instantly recognized guitar solo*
acaseofbeing
Well ive never seen anything more true.
ChrisBronson
Twist and Shout >> Hey Jude
DoYouEvenSchwift
Oh hell yeah
ChrisBronson
It reminds us of Ferris Beuller.
cormwallace
White people? Shit nigga this lit list is on my phone.
Cptelectricfeel
Mr. Brightside can get any party jumpin
ANIMEJESUS
Username! +1!
BigBadBillyBoy
Do you need to prove your race before you can use that word? Does it matter as long as it's not "nigger?" The hard R kills it, I guess.
EndangeredTang
The hard r is usually used with a hateful connotation. I don't know why either is used and I'm black.
TotesNotTheNSA
For instance, you can say 'cracka' but not 'cracker'. That's our word.
kraken003
Pretty sure I've never been offended by cracker, just makes me want saltines... or wheat thins... or a charcuterie plate...mmmm
TheWitnesser
White people? Fam, this playlist is lit! Got this Shit on my phone!
GuitarGraveyard
Same.
BernieKl
I don't understand the Cotton Eyed Joe fad. I mean, where did it come from? And, where did it go?
TrijezniMujo
Please, Joe, you're scaring the children.
Dracosi
I learned it in elementary school. I still have the urge to dance when it plays no matter where and no matter how shy I am
decorativemooseknuckle
Great song, song of my people.
boredinmathclass
Idk about any of you, but I was forced to dance to that song in 7/8/9th grade for 2 periods. Most people I know knows the dance by now.
Makinbrosmadonimgurandnotgivingafuck
For real. I mean, if it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, I'd been married long time ago.
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
https://media.giphy.com/media/s4CekhQVErvag/giphy.gif
Numerobofis
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYED JOE
SwedishBalls
As a swede I'm sorry. Can you forgive us? https://youtu.be/7x3CCKaOlfU
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3MP0z2_IyE
Joshkidd
It's still huge in Ireland
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
It's about gonorrhea
Joshkidd
Why do you think its so popular ;D
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
To be fair we're a bit backward and pretty much all of these will get someone dancing or roaring it at the top of their lungs
Joshkidd
I come from the country as well I know how the idiots treat stuff like this
kindacaptainobvious
What the hell is Chicken Fried??
supraman2turbo
Well then this list is wrong, 90s country get us turnt, modern country is pretty bad
askingseven
Country music. Zac Brown Band. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e4ujS1er1r0
AutoBat
Ah thanks. Never heard of the song, never heard of the band. +1 to you!
TheRussiansHackedMyImgurAccount
Missing Hotel California.
cfb362
almost every song listed in these comments was included in the actual list
bigeasy44
In The Air Tonight
frikadellen
HalloweenAintTillManana
Also Friends in Low Places.
copingcabana
PLAY FREEBIRD!
BayazTheBenevolent
Missing Africa by Toto
theycallmeMrGlass
Looks like the list was cropped off at the end. Could be incomplete.
cfb362
http://lachryphage.tumblr.com/post/155686781042/songs-that-never-fail-to-make-white-people-beyond
cormwallace
Smells like teen spirit
ThanatosElNyx
And Creep.
Jeffinitly
Favorite radiohead song
Scoobthedood
Sublime's Santeria
thebeesknees
Sorry, I don't practice.
Scoobthedood
Santeria
hellifiknowwhatsgoingon
I'd help, but I ain't got no crystal ball.
Scoobthedood
I had a million dollars