ChiefNitro
129226
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#meme #memes #funny
Dec 6, 2021 4:37 AM
ChiefNitro
129226
1589
55
#meme #memes #funny
Sahhe
Oh yeah, put me under the rest. Please.
Mou5e
Tell me about this "rest".
TheWeebleWobler
The rest of what?
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
"Under the rest?" Oh God please just put me under now!
Tarumbar
But I like rest
JB2890
I would love to be put to rest
putcleverusernamehere
I am official police. You can email me at offishulpolice@compuserve.com
sonya7777777
Under the rest of what?
LembachTheProfessor
Sometimes you will be put behind the bar!
TrueNorthernLights
Under the rest? How many people has this guy killed!?
SniffMyPinkies
The rest of what!?
Kulsius
Chair arm rest obviously
Jaexyr
BHENCHOD!
TheRealR0tb3rt
A friend of mine managed to scam one of these companies by managing to believe them that he´s part of the IT crew and hasn´t been paid yet.
TheAccursedHamster
Please do, I could use a rest
Crazycat509
I want to be placed under the rest. The extra sleep would be beneficial.
AMatureTwink
Place me under the rest then, I just got a vintage Herman Miller
Grogu007
oh no they installed a virus on your iphone, please call the number
whorrorfied
Bring it. I'm always tired
AbelardSnazz
These are deliberately worded to weed out all but the very stupid so that scammers don't have their time wasted with cautious responses
ChernobylCowboy
"placed under the rest.." under the rest of what?!?? Hahahahaha
fiddlewheelx
I would love to share the scams that keep pestering me, as they are automatically translated from English to Norwegian. Doing that ->/
fiddlewheelx
/-> results in translations such as "hot babes" into "warm babies" for instance.
CrazyWineLady
Please do this, that sounds like some hot content right there
DukePhelan
This is just lazy, its like they're not even trying any more.
NonDenominationalSpaceLaser
I was placed under the rest once, it wasn't as relaxing as it sounds like it would be.
funone77
No lie there. Fuck 'three hots and a cot", I'd rather die free in the cold.
NonDenominationalSpaceLaser
I'd have to see how long my stay would be before I'd choose death...
Sankaita
Isn't that the name of the guy that got ko'd in Scott pilgrim?
Sankaita
ChelVanin
The make the bait intentionally dumb so they won’t waste time with people smart enough to cut bait in the middle of the process.
MADchemEE
Yarp! Why waste those precious hrs on the phone/emailing,if you can use a simple "intellect filter"like this.
JustBoone
Oh man where do I send my 1500 in walmart gift cards to, I don't want to be put under the rest!
asanaustralianwhyareyourpostsupsidedown
I don't know, how many more can there be? And if he already has all the others why does he need these last 1500?
somnif
To IRS pecial agant Sanjeep Patel, obviously.
friendsofsandwiches
You will suffer...the COMFY CHAIR!!!
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
I-Is it behind the Scary Door?
blessedarethecheesemakers
Oh, it’s quite comfy.
zhukoz
With the overstuffed cushions!
MizWeirdo
Then get poked with the soft pillows!
FreshWater13
and you will stay there until lunch time! with 15 minute breaks!
jesusisherelookbusy
OutOfBort
The comfy chair?!
babycoolredhead
Oh, thank fuck you're here. Finally. Give me the forever rest.
DougTheLlama
Nice break from THE RACK!
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Mine comfy chair?
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
Mien!
sirtheysaid
“Are you comfortable?” “No I am come for chair”
Fargus57
I love messing with the scam calls that threaten me with imminent arrest. They always get nuclear level upset.
Filanwizard
the scary thing is people fall for it, despite the fact I cannot see the fuzz calling ahead to arrest.
Filanwizard
"Yes, excuse me sir. you have done crime, We would like to set an arrest appointment for around 3pm".
Fargus57
My favs are the calls saying the IRS is sending the police to arrest me for an unspecified tax issue and a guy from India is my only hope.
Filanwizard
There was an ABC News broadcast with a video of one of those arrest scams, They were talking to the Sheriff of some town. oops.
CrazyCatLadyGiggles
Make sure to check in with your elderly. In-law has nearly fell for these scams several times.
buzzardman2
If someone falls for that text they deserve to be scammed...
Genericusername00324
I don't think deserved is fair, but the people I know who fell for this stuff certainly weren't squeaky clean
cosonfused
Tell me about it. while my parents are aware of this scam and ignore it, every few weeks I have to say to my mom thzt Those "nobody loves >
cosonfused
me because im ugly/disabled, please share" posts on FB are fakes and frauds. same with the "like and share to win this 100k mobile home". >
cosonfused
it gets old fast. some people dont *want* to be educated.
IllegalDuckling
Similar stuff keeps happening to my dad and current events. It's hard to shelter them from all this bullshit when -
IllegalDuckling
they're CONSTANTLY bombarded with chainmails of scam and misinformation on the internet, the only solution being to cut contact with everyon