Jun 29, 2022 3:35 PM
bexxMaker
127655
1963
17
Never give up.
bhazz
Shuey
Darwin approves
michaelpencil
That right there was evolution happening right in front of our eyes.
JacquesKass
He's late for work.
userNamelessOne
Magikarp used Splash. It's super effective!
wadatahmydamie
Feels like a metaphor
sudanger101
So you leave them to suffocate..why don't you kill them when you pull them out of the water?
MagnaAnimusMessor
Seriously.
GregJeger
OptimusPom
Never give up, never surrender!
thekeyofe
Now reverse it.
bourbonandbaddecisions
No one will ever believe him that he went into outer space
DukeDarkwood
"Later, guys; it's been creel."
Chimaeraxxxxx
Theg00dshepard
Leeeeeeeeroy jennnkins
squissie
Pattosaurus20xx
And so, another child of the lake returns to the Deep Wet.
OverMyDadBody
Makes you wonder what he was going to do with that lobster in the first season
railgrinder
Plot twist, fish was an invasive species.
wallsh1
SURVIVE
eastend666
Fish: "You'll never guess what just happened!"
Rimbox
is it not a bit cruel to just leave them dying on the deck rather than killing them?
ConfirmedAdultivity
Barbaric to just leave them there...
Gestalt7
Tsubodai100
I'm no fisherman, so there may be a valid reason, but why the hell wouldn't you just kill them after pulling them out of the water?
gaenaralhonk
Cos you're cruel and don't care about animal suffering.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
I fish a fair bit, and yeah, you should make that decision and bonk them within seconds of pulling them up.
potatorat45
because if you are not filleting, freezing or otherwise preparing them for meat, killing them will simply cause them to spoil on the boat.
MissAizea
You stuff them with ice and use the entrails as bait. Git gud.
"otherwise prepping them for meat", believe I covered that.
Why else are you keeping them on the boat? If you're not eating them, release them.
You clearly haven't been fishing. They stay on the boat while you're fishing, you don't run to shore for every fish.
Immobilized
Rodrigo Amarante - Tuyo
tetriminoacid
Somos el hijue puta cartel de Medellín
Is the song being played, if any wanted to know :)
FrozenSTi
Good for him, hoped he learns the lesson about checking his food
DrDadJokes
The fish:
Housemaster
JamieSommersWonderWoman
Oh, he/she will forget in a few minutes...
GeographyIsWhereItsAt
Forget what?
Yes
Syrpynt
Guys look what I just found!
xBoneDaddy
westPAguy
Zucheto
That's not a bass tho.
DeeDoubleYu
DickeyBirdie
This is how evolution works. That fish will live on to make more fishes.
giraffinator
Fish
abrazenfool
* natural selection work. Evolution is when adaptations becomes inherited
lostcause028
Survival of the floppiest
JackieTreehornProductions
it didn't get that big by being dumb and giving up
jjw9
We were fishes once.
* fish
Thanks fellow bro who was also once fish
Justgoingtomessitupanyways
Aksuuuh
That's an incorrect plural of a "fish". It's fishs
We're learning
jesusjuice33
Also incorrect it's fishies.
EdikeKa
Also wrong, it's "fishez"
Daeyelle
Nope it’s ‘fi’
saucepanak
Who abandons a keepnet out of the water when the idea is to put the fish back alive?
OlderWiser
Normally that net is just to keep them alive till you're ready to leave.
squints1404
My brothers and I do this with fish we are going to clean. They'll set on shore a minute or two while we pack up.
UncleVenoM
You should kill them before you set them out to suffocate
SKLieren
This, so much this. I don't get how people can let their fish just suffocate. It takes just a few seconds per fish to do it properly.
bamcobra
As a curious non-fisherman, what is the best way?
You hit them on the back of their head to stun them. Then you take your knife and thrust in their heart to kill.
Those guys wouldn't be allowed to fish in Germany.
DIEKuehlung
Or swizerland
bhazz
Shuey
Darwin approves
michaelpencil
That right there was evolution happening right in front of our eyes.
JacquesKass
He's late for work.
userNamelessOne
Magikarp used Splash. It's super effective!
wadatahmydamie
Feels like a metaphor
sudanger101
So you leave them to suffocate..why don't you kill them when you pull them out of the water?
MagnaAnimusMessor
Seriously.
GregJeger
OptimusPom
Never give up, never surrender!
thekeyofe
Now reverse it.
bourbonandbaddecisions
No one will ever believe him that he went into outer space
DukeDarkwood
"Later, guys; it's been creel."
Chimaeraxxxxx
Theg00dshepard
Leeeeeeeeroy jennnkins
squissie
Pattosaurus20xx
And so, another child of the lake returns to the Deep Wet.
OverMyDadBody
Pattosaurus20xx
Makes you wonder what he was going to do with that lobster in the first season
railgrinder
Plot twist, fish was an invasive species.
wallsh1
SURVIVE
eastend666
Fish: "You'll never guess what just happened!"
Rimbox
is it not a bit cruel to just leave them dying on the deck rather than killing them?
ConfirmedAdultivity
Barbaric to just leave them there...
Gestalt7
Tsubodai100
I'm no fisherman, so there may be a valid reason, but why the hell wouldn't you just kill them after pulling them out of the water?
gaenaralhonk
Cos you're cruel and don't care about animal suffering.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
I fish a fair bit, and yeah, you should make that decision and bonk them within seconds of pulling them up.
potatorat45
because if you are not filleting, freezing or otherwise preparing them for meat, killing them will simply cause them to spoil on the boat.
MissAizea
You stuff them with ice and use the entrails as bait. Git gud.
potatorat45
"otherwise prepping them for meat", believe I covered that.
MissAizea
Why else are you keeping them on the boat? If you're not eating them, release them.
potatorat45
You clearly haven't been fishing. They stay on the boat while you're fishing, you don't run to shore for every fish.
Immobilized
Rodrigo Amarante - Tuyo
tetriminoacid
Somos el hijue puta cartel de Medellín
Immobilized
Is the song being played, if any wanted to know :)
FrozenSTi
Good for him, hoped he learns the lesson about checking his food
DrDadJokes
The fish:
Housemaster
JamieSommersWonderWoman
Oh, he/she will forget in a few minutes...
GeographyIsWhereItsAt
Forget what?
JamieSommersWonderWoman
Yes
Syrpynt
Guys look what I just found!
xBoneDaddy
westPAguy
Zucheto
That's not a bass tho.
DeeDoubleYu
DickeyBirdie
This is how evolution works. That fish will live on to make more fishes.
giraffinator
Fish
abrazenfool
* natural selection work. Evolution is when adaptations becomes inherited
lostcause028
Survival of the floppiest
JackieTreehornProductions
it didn't get that big by being dumb and giving up
jjw9
We were fishes once.
abrazenfool
* fish
jjw9
Thanks fellow bro who was also once fish
Justgoingtomessitupanyways
Aksuuuh
That's an incorrect plural of a "fish". It's fishs
giraffinator
We're learning
jesusjuice33
Also incorrect it's fishies.
EdikeKa
Also wrong, it's "fishez"
Daeyelle
Nope it’s ‘fi’
saucepanak
Who abandons a keepnet out of the water when the idea is to put the fish back alive?
OlderWiser
Normally that net is just to keep them alive till you're ready to leave.
squints1404
My brothers and I do this with fish we are going to clean. They'll set on shore a minute or two while we pack up.
UncleVenoM
You should kill them before you set them out to suffocate
SKLieren
This, so much this. I don't get how people can let their fish just suffocate. It takes just a few seconds per fish to do it properly.
bamcobra
As a curious non-fisherman, what is the best way?
SKLieren
You hit them on the back of their head to stun them. Then you take your knife and thrust in their heart to kill.
SKLieren
Those guys wouldn't be allowed to fish in Germany.
DIEKuehlung
Or swizerland