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Yak tax?
Azaer
I think Ally knows what she wants
HawasKaPujari
That is some high level shitposting
Fluffycorn
4k ?? I like 3 K more ...... get it ?
enderlord99
I'm pretty sue all of the guys with fedoras are actually Neutral. Also delusional, of course.
asmallcat
Butt holes don't give you cancer
theIndianaJonesofRandomMode
There it is people. Op has given us the memes for the rest of the year https://m.popkey.co/4a3677/QLodW.gif
whatevenarecats
#2 the prophecy must be fulfilled
Peperonio
Lasaga? Interestig
SteadyMushroom
Other than the chewing gum the kissing guide is pretty accurate. In fact, maybe I better start checking for that...
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Butt holes could probably give you cancer if you catch something from one or put the wrong thing up your own.
neverknowsbest138
Licking buttholes is tight
chuki
What a ride.
seemetrollinh8in
#24 Now I want to run a neckbeard themed gurps game
Blergbot
Is Ally wearing a poop headband? Is this popular in Romania or South Korea?
ChickenTacquitos
#1 is stalemate not checkmate tho
skippi99r
ok hand
SolitaireUnraveling
Tbf, HPV is a real issue that gets downplayed. It's theorized that it causes oral/throat cancer, too, but I haven't looked further into it.
Tirak117
That's not Checkmate, that's a stalemate since the black King can't move, but isn't directly attacked. You played yourself.
baldm0mma
King me?
JustSomeRandomGuyWhoDidThatOneThingWithTheOtherThing
#2 celery?
wherearemytesticles
This meme is from the future. You don't get the reference yet.
cyno01
Oh youll see...
ToxicCupcake79
skippi99r
h8r
ToxicCupcake79
You got me. Lol
skippi99r
lol
shitwolf420
What's the paper clip about?
StarmanUltra
anti-humor
futureman3000
After 14 hours or so it's hilarious.
sikzik
It's funnier the longer u look
whoknowswhoitis
I got it after 1 hour of staring at it
oldmatesoldmate
No Australian will ask for the check. Ever. You say "can I have the bill, mate", and make the "writing in the air" sign.
Vectorman2
Based on my experience with Aussies you can also say 'Oi, lets throw anatha shrimp on da barbayy!'
oldmatesoldmate
*prawn, unless you're on a stupid ad in the 80s. Strewth, mate.
Vectorman2
Well g'day to you too! Let's just say it's all chazzwazzers and bond wizards all over the malonga gilderchuck!
PhiIIipJFry
I'm Australian and I can tell you, there isn't really such thing as an Australian restaurant. We just adopt other cuisines.
cyno01
Wait, wtf is Outback steakhouse then? Youre telling me blooming onions arent an Australian delicacy like shrimp on the barbie?
PhiIIipJFry
I have no idea what a blooming onion is, and we don't cook PRAWNS on a barbie
PhiIIipJFry
Just incase it's not clear (because I'm not sure if you're taking the piss or not) no-one in australia says shrimp, they're prawns.
cyno01
I am taking the piss, this is a chain of us restaurants http://outback.com, and the voiceover on the commercials is always an aus accent.
standardinternetman
#6 oh what a surprise didn't expect neptunia here, well that's what they do now some Cringe RPs
PokemonNumber351
Neptunia is so meta that cringe is almost their only option, or more corny meta jokes.
standardinternetman
Well you could say that but I'm okay with them making meta cringe jokes, what I'm not okay with is a person actually trying to roleplay 1/2
standardinternetman
As a character in a show, or what's like shown above..
PokemonNumber351
Ah that I understand. I find text role playing super cringey but LARP or DnD I understand because it's mostly acting.
GiLIswhatIspend
Australians make you draw when youre done eating?
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GiLIswhatIspend
I thought the Joke was "cant move" therefore assumed there was a king in his hand. Upon review you are correct.
HunteramongPrey
Actually, assuming white's king was on the board somewhere, that was checkmate.
20dollarsis20dollars
No because it's stalemate
TypoInEveryComment
I think the joke meant to say check. Even though I don't know a lot about chess.
Nize426
That's a queen in his hand. I know, I was confused as well.
ThrowdaFischbach
Stale, mate.
GiLIswhatIspend
I too thought it was a king in his hand
ITellPeopleWhatToPaint
That's the white queen. It is checkmate.
Themuffinlives
We haven't used "cheques" in restaurants since the 80s
asm80dfa8sdfj
In the US, a check from a restaurant is not a cheque, but a bill.
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
I call it a check. Might be a regional thing.
asm80dfa8sdfj
I worded that poorly. I meant that what we in the US call a "check" at a restaurant is a "bill" in the UK and probably Australia.
PracticalCactus
It's actually called a czech
Vectorman2
How do you know how much you have to pay? Carve the total due into a koala and throw down dollary-doos until the waiter goes away?
Themuffinlives
Signalling our readiness to pay is usually done by performing the traditional funnel-web spider dance on top of the table.
Themuffinlives
At which point the waiter, or "dodgy kent" will arive and disclose the kangaroo-pelt fee.
YouJustSayBingo
The meme calendar is redundant now. There's a new meme every week that dies out in a week as well.
Impossibrew
no no it's a leak on what mass media is gonna make a meme.
Atalung
Don't worry, the meme market does this all the time, soon enough we'll get a new lasting meme
Tehadam
The meme mass extinction.
igotbannedforpostingnsfw
The meme calendar itself is a meme now
loantiburon
2017 is a bad year for those that enjoy memes and hate them alike.
nsfwaccountforfavorites
All the memes involve hands so far so I titles it the year of the hand.
moomoomeow2
It's almost like they're not funny
5inthepoo
They are growing at an alarming exponential rate. If it keeps going like this we will experience critical memeness July 4th 2019
yorribah
oooh n... wait, isn't that a good thing?
Lizzu
No. Critical meme either brings the destruction of memes themself - and, by extention, mankind - or a new era of meme longevity.
yorribah
So poeple die or... a golden age of memes? i dunno both souds good
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
There must be a million pictures of checkmate but nooooo this guy has to find a stalemate instead
Trolldeig
Every god damn time that pic is posted...... Small wonder we haven't all seen it by now, seeing as how many times it gets posted
OpenSarsaparilla
Could've changed the caption to "MRW an Australian restaurant serves me week old bread"
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
It really does look like a white king at first glance, but it's actually a white queen bruv
Nd3k
It's checkmate with white queen and knight.
FapsMcGinty
Its an impossible situation though, stalemate would have occurred before this move.
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Not true? The knight could have forced him into the corner in the previous move, especially if the queen had forced him onto the edge.
KaptainSigyl
I made the exact same mistake last time I saw that, it is a checkmate. That's a white queen, not king. The top is different from black king.
Aerolfoz
Specifically, to avoid in the future, the King always has a cross on his head. Always. Queen does not.
ElephantCoconut
The board seems to be placed wrong as well. White square h1/a8. Looking at the guy's hand. :/
animevil
that late in a game you can't say
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Fair enough, the small image on my phone led to the error. LET THE PADDLING OF CORRECTION COMMENCE!
futureman3000
Enderskild
You make me smile. :)
HugfordBlops
SHAME!
Templarfreak
??? Even if it is a King, where is the Black King going to go? It only has 3 spaces it can go in and every one of them would be a checkmate.
Templarfreak
AngryHobo69
Did you really put in that much work to troll?
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
But it would not itself be in check. That is what is known as a stalemate, and it results in a draw, not a loss. This is a queen, though.
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
It's actually what a good player plays for when they are clearly losing the match.
Templarfreak
I'm sorry, what fucked up rules is that? Black literally cannot do anything. Any move they make means they lose. Any space they move into,
Templarfreak
White can then take the King the next turn.
Templarfreak
That is normally considered a checkmate by any sane person.
Sprixxen
Unfortunately you can't pass the turn in chess and having no viable moves mean the game cannot continue. Logically you make sense though.