Get edumacated on Finland in 90 seconds.

Dec 6, 2015 10:04 AM

sumowoman

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This is the Finnish flag. I'm showing it to you and telling the history of the 98-year-old country, because today is Finland's Independence day.

This is what the flag stands for. In the winter it's even more blue and white.

Finland was a part of Sweden for centuries. Then the Russians snatched Finland from Sweden in the 18th century. First the Russians were really nice to the Finns and let them be pretty free and autonomous. In the 19th century Russians decided that they should try to deny Finns their right to be Finnish. Finns said "nah, we don't feel like becoming Russian", and they became more aware of their own way of speaking, being and doing stuff. Someone shot a Russian dude called Bobrikov to show that it's not ok what Russia is doing, and the idea of independence got more and more popular thorugh the years.

In this painting the Russian eagle is trying to fuck Finland's shit up, while she isn't taking none of that.

In 1917 the Russians got tired of Russia's shit too, and they had a revolution. The same year, on the 6th of December, Finns decided that it might be a good idea to become an independent nation. Some days later the bolsheviks agreed to that, and (in the picture) signed a paper that said it's fine.

But Finns didn't agree about a lot of things with each other, and the fresh nation was in a civil war already in 1918. The blue area in the map belonged to the "whites" and the red area to the "reds" (communists). It was all about who should run the nation and in which way. There was a lot of hatred, a lot of people died - neighbors killed neighbors, brothers killed brothers. In the end the whites won, and after that people just avoided the topic until the 1990s.

The division of 1918 was still alive under the surface, even though it was generally considered a bad idea to bring that shit up in public. In 1939 it happened that the whole world went to war again, and the Soviet Union changed its mind about Finland being independent, and waged war against the small nation. There were a couple of wars between the two countries in 1939-1945, and it all went A LOT better than expected for Finland. Soviets got what they wanted, I guess, and Finland kept its independence - even though parts of the country were lost. The division of the civil war was finally forgotten in the face of a common enemy - so some good came out of all the bad things that happened.

If you don't know the guy in the picture, you have missed all the 75 000 reposts about him on Imgur, you sorry bastard.

Some years after the wars, Finland got a president called Urho Kekkonen (the one with the glasses). He took care of the complicated situation during the Cold War, where Finland tried to balance between the East and the West. Kekkonen got drunk with the Soviet leaders, and hunted, fished and went to sauna with them. The Soviets saw that it was good, and everything went a lot better than expected - again. Kekkonen was a very well liked president in Finland. He was the president for like 20 years or something, and now enjoys the status of a legend in Finland.

Finland is originally a hunter-gatherer country, but by the time it got its independence, agriculture was the main occupation. That changed through 1960s and 1970s, when a lot of people moved to towns and started producing stuff and services. During those decades the welfare-system in Finland was refined, just like all over the Northern countries, and Finland is a welfare-state still today.

In the picture you can see a lunch-break in the fields. Neigboring households used to work together ("talkoot"), and the women came to the fields with food and coffee when it was time for a break. Getting that agriculture-stuff to run around takes a lot more effort than people in the south might imagine.

Today Finland is a lot like any other North-European country. Modern and somewhat rich. Finland became a part of EU in 1995, and the currency has been Euro since 2002. In the summer it's hot, in the winter it's cold. People might not say a lot, but you can trust them and you should be able to find a good party in any bigger town on the weekends. You should pre-order a time for a liver transplant already before going to Finland, because you'll probably end up drinking, and in Finland you're not drunk enough before your eye-balls are yellow.

EDIT: A correction to the edumacation: Russia snatched Finland in the beginning of the 19th century.

Finland is happy for being noticed on its Independence day! Thank you, everyone, and hyvää itsenäisyyspäivää.

Finns are very low-key and modest, but don't let that fool you, because they will fuck ANYBODY up - ask the russkies!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good for you. You didn't need to talk about "The White Death" to... Finnish... YEEEEEEEEAH!

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Thank you for edumacating me

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I just bought a cabinet older than your country.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Happy 98th, easterly neighbor! You don't seem a day over 95!

10 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

As a finn-descended Canadian, kiitos!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Took me 4 hours to read. Thought I would never Finnish.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yup, time to listen to Sibelius' Finlandia again

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I love Finland. It's ace.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Bästa brodern!

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Hyvää itsepäisyyspäivää... *pakkaa kamat ja muuttaa sinne saatanan torille*

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Happy Independence Day, Land of Finns

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ha, jokes on you. I'm dyslexic and had reread it all.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How has no one said "Findependence Day" yet? Also the Finnish have the best names.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'd say TORILLA TAVATAAN but the weather is so shitty I'm going to stay home!

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

I don't usually Finnish long posts, but this one I did.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You lied. That took considerably more than 90 seconds. Good shit though so we even.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All I know of Finland I learned from Unreal World. This was informative and great. Finland is great.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He forgot to add that Finland was the second country in the world to legalize women voting rights in 1906. After New Zealand.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or she

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perkele

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Can I teach you another great swear? Voi vittujen kevät, oh the spring of cunts.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haista vittu

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hello I am President One With Glasses

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One sentence I did not expect to read in a post about history: "He was the president for like 20 years or something"

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

There were no laws regarding the number of terms and Kekkonen did a good enough job (even if it included some shady shit) to stay in office.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

One of the first things the next president and parliament enacted was a two-term limit.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

+1 for edumacation

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

+1 for the ballsack-country!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Read it all and was not disappointed. Exchanged programming libs with a coder in Finland via floppies and mail long before 'net. Nice guy.

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Was his name Linus?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow, that does ring a bell. It's been 25+years now and I'm getting forgetful, shamefully. They were PDS BASIC libraries.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well I wouldve been like 2 at the time, so it wasnt me. was just wondering if you shared libs with Linus Torvalds. Maybe you did :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm...so old.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shout out to Finland from Texas btw.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

You have to read VERY fast to get all that in 90 seconds.

10 years ago | Likes 918 Dislikes 4

People think Countries are static in Europe, countries states have come and gone, Finland could be gone tomorrow in a blink of an eye.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Good day to you too Mr Putin.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i got it in about 60. speed reading yo.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's 90 Seconds to a Scandinavian ^^

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just scrolled through the pics. So, bird fights woman for book, then mountain men, then finnish independence is what I got.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That must be at Finnish reading speed.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We Finns can do that, you know, we have a pretty good education.

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Not all of us.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Yes, all of us. Unless you are too stupid to use that amazing opportunity, that many people dont have.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Fooled you into reading, did I ? :)

10 years ago | Likes 315 Dislikes 8

No, I actually skipped all but the first one. I am pretty sure I know all that stuff already.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

This should be in the school books. Great read ty! Älska Norden <3

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You monster

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you should do one of all the countries it would be interesting

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

nope, i'm always interested in learning.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I actually skipped all but the first one. I am pretty sure I know all that stuff already.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

whore

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hyvää Itsenäisyyspäivää!

10 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 2

50-60%

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*cannot un-imagine the Lion King opening*

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I yodeled whatever my naive English-based transliteration got out of that Finnish word. Much fun was had.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Hew Wah Eet Seh Nay Seuz Pae Wah!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kiitos samoin! Ja muille kanssa!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Kiitos ja samoin!

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Sisu!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Eiku tervaleijonat

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am convinced that Finnish is some alien language.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Olet oikeassa velisein

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hyvää itsenäisyyspäivää kaikille!

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Hyvää itsepäisyyspäivää kaikille!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Что ?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

я не знаю

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Зачем?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Так как не понимаю по-фински

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Canadians love Finland (Sweden too). Hockey, low crime, being excellent to each other ...

10 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 4

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10 years ago (deleted Apr 12, 2021 8:40 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yup, living the liberal dream "F u white man, bend over for everyone."

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 13

"low crime"

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

I want to visit Canada some day!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finnish peeps love Canada, maple syrup, le moose, lumberjacks, high heels. <3

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I live in Canada and haven't seen any of those.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about Norway?

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 14

Norway, noway !

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like norwegians, haven't visited Norway though

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Norway didn't give us Teemu Selanne

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody loves norway you oil stealing mountain monkeys

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Denmark represent!!! WOOOO! Et yndigt land, mand.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah! Yksi kaksi kolme and Tove all the way!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Norway sucks at hockey. They are dead to us.

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 3

Empirically proven time and time again, unfortunately.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haista kuule home, kun ryöväät mun upvoutit! Eilen neljään asti istuin koneella ja kyhäsin samaa postia, mutten päässyt kymmentä doottia ①

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 5

Fantastista suomalaista kateutta. Ylösääni.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

② pidemälle! No ei vaiskaa, hyvä kun muutkin opettaa näitä ulkomaalaisia paholaisia. +1 <3 ja hyvää itsenäisyyspäivää! :)

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

olisit tarvinu tyttökuvan. se oli houkutteleva thumbnail.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the way finnish people split comments

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hyvää itsenäisyyspäivää! Jos ois yhessä tehty ni ois varmasti tullu vielä parempi ja vielä enemmän pojoja :)

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:43 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

TL:DR +1 joka tapauksessa kuvista... :D

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Makee! Hurja määrä tekstiä varmaankin pelotti upvotet pois! :)

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Tattis ja niin voipi olla! Saattoi kanssa vaikuttaa asiaan se, että julkaisin sen niin aikaisin aamula (suomen aikaa)!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 310 Dislikes 1

That image is not true though

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Jesus fucking Christ, don't fuck with Fins...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And all of it in just three months. Fucking Christ.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's a few pictures and info from the Winter War, f.ex. about volunteers from other countries: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m4tALfqyME

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn. New meaning to to the term "Finnish Him".

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

You'd think the Russians would know attacking in winter is stupid, like from experience and stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Nah, it was the Finns (or Georgians or Ukrainians or Poles or whoever) who actually started the war. -Russians

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

The Soviet Union winter counterattack two years later in 1941 was a relative success for them after losing so much territory to the Germans.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Classic

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am pretty sure Romans came up with that joke, who probably stole it from the Greeks.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i'm not sure, but the name of the finnish general sounds pretty german to me.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Because it is. Originally the family was from Germany, came to Sweden in 17th c and ended up in Finland by the end of the 18th century.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

German / swedish ancestors (17th century). They moved to Finland (18th century). He was part of the swedish-speaking population of Finland.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

world shortest book: swedish warheroes

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Chatted with Hitler too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClR9tcpKZec&feature=youtu.be&t=16s

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol, this video is banned in germany...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's a few versions, should work https://youtu.be/N">xoA52kjI">https://youtu.be/NVqxoA52kjI https://youtu.be/NVqxoA52kjI

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

proxflow already helped my out, but thx for the effort

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

30 tanks.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

doesn't say how many there were at the end of the war though

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since it lists take losses for the Soviets but not the Finns, I'm guessing 30.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finns also used a lot of captured Soviet Tanks.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, they lacked fuel, ammo, and experience with tanks, so captured tanks didn't turn the tide of battle for them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

400,000 missing! Wtf!

10 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

Dead in combat and buried in mass graves/left behind to vanish into the snow. Basically Soviets who were never identified or no body found.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No one can hear you scream in the Lapland forests...

10 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

Russians were not equipped nor trained for winter war. Probably died to cold, starvation and forgotten somewhere.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

There's a lot of pictures of frozen Russian soldiers during the winter war. Some of the bodies were even used like sandbags for cover.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deserters probably

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

my thought too. if i were a russian soldier, i would use war to desert. i would be counted as missing, and i would be forgotten.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If you were lucky not to get shot. The Soviet Union knew it had a problem with desertion, so deserters were summarily executed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also left dead and buried in mass graves - they've been still digging up russian corpses in the 2000s...

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1