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This is the Finnish flag. I'm showing it to you and telling the history of the 98-year-old country, because today is Finland's Independence day.
This is what the flag stands for. In the winter it's even more blue and white.
Finland was a part of Sweden for centuries. Then the Russians snatched Finland from Sweden in the 18th century. First the Russians were really nice to the Finns and let them be pretty free and autonomous. In the 19th century Russians decided that they should try to deny Finns their right to be Finnish. Finns said "nah, we don't feel like becoming Russian", and they became more aware of their own way of speaking, being and doing stuff. Someone shot a Russian dude called Bobrikov to show that it's not ok what Russia is doing, and the idea of independence got more and more popular thorugh the years.
In this painting the Russian eagle is trying to fuck Finland's shit up, while she isn't taking none of that.
In 1917 the Russians got tired of Russia's shit too, and they had a revolution. The same year, on the 6th of December, Finns decided that it might be a good idea to become an independent nation. Some days later the bolsheviks agreed to that, and (in the picture) signed a paper that said it's fine.
But Finns didn't agree about a lot of things with each other, and the fresh nation was in a civil war already in 1918. The blue area in the map belonged to the "whites" and the red area to the "reds" (communists). It was all about who should run the nation and in which way. There was a lot of hatred, a lot of people died - neighbors killed neighbors, brothers killed brothers. In the end the whites won, and after that people just avoided the topic until the 1990s.
The division of 1918 was still alive under the surface, even though it was generally considered a bad idea to bring that shit up in public. In 1939 it happened that the whole world went to war again, and the Soviet Union changed its mind about Finland being independent, and waged war against the small nation. There were a couple of wars between the two countries in 1939-1945, and it all went A LOT better than expected for Finland. Soviets got what they wanted, I guess, and Finland kept its independence - even though parts of the country were lost. The division of the civil war was finally forgotten in the face of a common enemy - so some good came out of all the bad things that happened.
If you don't know the guy in the picture, you have missed all the 75 000 reposts about him on Imgur, you sorry bastard.
Some years after the wars, Finland got a president called Urho Kekkonen (the one with the glasses). He took care of the complicated situation during the Cold War, where Finland tried to balance between the East and the West. Kekkonen got drunk with the Soviet leaders, and hunted, fished and went to sauna with them. The Soviets saw that it was good, and everything went a lot better than expected - again. Kekkonen was a very well liked president in Finland. He was the president for like 20 years or something, and now enjoys the status of a legend in Finland.
Finland is originally a hunter-gatherer country, but by the time it got its independence, agriculture was the main occupation. That changed through 1960s and 1970s, when a lot of people moved to towns and started producing stuff and services. During those decades the welfare-system in Finland was refined, just like all over the Northern countries, and Finland is a welfare-state still today.
In the picture you can see a lunch-break in the fields. Neigboring households used to work together ("talkoot"), and the women came to the fields with food and coffee when it was time for a break. Getting that agriculture-stuff to run around takes a lot more effort than people in the south might imagine.
Today Finland is a lot like any other North-European country. Modern and somewhat rich. Finland became a part of EU in 1995, and the currency has been Euro since 2002. In the summer it's hot, in the winter it's cold. People might not say a lot, but you can trust them and you should be able to find a good party in any bigger town on the weekends. You should pre-order a time for a liver transplant already before going to Finland, because you'll probably end up drinking, and in Finland you're not drunk enough before your eye-balls are yellow.
EDIT: A correction to the edumacation: Russia snatched Finland in the beginning of the 19th century.
Finland is happy for being noticed on its Independence day! Thank you, everyone, and hyvää itsenäisyyspäivää.
ancientnorseman
Finns are very low-key and modest, but don't let that fool you, because they will fuck ANYBODY up - ask the russkies!
FatBastardVegetarian
Good for you. You didn't need to talk about "The White Death" to... Finnish... YEEEEEEEEAH!
BackHooker
Thank you for edumacating me
Mykeyboy
I just bought a cabinet older than your country.
idontknowyoufromadam
Happy 98th, easterly neighbor! You don't seem a day over 95!
LichelMaforge
As a finn-descended Canadian, kiitos!
fartbox
Took me 4 hours to read. Thought I would never Finnish.
bothofme
Yup, time to listen to Sibelius' Finlandia again
boomdeboom
I love Finland. It's ace.
Kexfabriken
Bästa brodern!
asmokki
Hyvää itsepäisyyspäivää... *pakkaa kamat ja muuttaa sinne saatanan torille*
NewestImgurUser
Happy Independence Day, Land of Finns
Plsdontlook
Ha, jokes on you. I'm dyslexic and had reread it all.
MrMcGeeIn3D
How has no one said "Findependence Day" yet? Also the Finnish have the best names.
ainou
I'd say TORILLA TAVATAAN but the weather is so shitty I'm going to stay home!
photosoflabels
I don't usually Finnish long posts, but this one I did.
MyCabbages2016
You lied. That took considerably more than 90 seconds. Good shit though so we even.
Taliesin32
All I know of Finland I learned from Unreal World. This was informative and great. Finland is great.
Robenkaj
He forgot to add that Finland was the second country in the world to legalize women voting rights in 1906. After New Zealand.
Robenkaj
Or she
yonkon
Perkele
TheWildDuckTactic
Can I teach you another great swear? Voi vittujen kevät, oh the spring of cunts.
SisterSinister
Haista vittu
Griffin97
Hello I am President One With Glasses
maravirocnroll
One sentence I did not expect to read in a post about history: "He was the president for like 20 years or something"
Cataleast
There were no laws regarding the number of terms and Kekkonen did a good enough job (even if it included some shady shit) to stay in office.
Metadidact
One of the first things the next president and parliament enacted was a two-term limit.
q118
+1 for edumacation
PatrickStarForPresident
+1 for the ballsack-country!
sangatster
Read it all and was not disappointed. Exchanged programming libs with a coder in Finland via floppies and mail long before 'net. Nice guy.
Rymdblomma
Was his name Linus?
sangatster
Wow, that does ring a bell. It's been 25+years now and I'm getting forgetful, shamefully. They were PDS BASIC libraries.
Rymdblomma
Well I wouldve been like 2 at the time, so it wasnt me. was just wondering if you shared libs with Linus Torvalds. Maybe you did :)
sangatster
I'm...so old.
sangatster
Shout out to Finland from Texas btw.
CinnamonBunny
You have to read VERY fast to get all that in 90 seconds.
121AAD
People think Countries are static in Europe, countries states have come and gone, Finland could be gone tomorrow in a blink of an eye.
CinnamonBunny
Good day to you too Mr Putin.
justahumanonline
i got it in about 60. speed reading yo.
HorseMcFucker
It's 90 Seconds to a Scandinavian ^^
signalswitch64
I just scrolled through the pics. So, bird fights woman for book, then mountain men, then finnish independence is what I got.
DankAfBruh
That must be at Finnish reading speed.
ImNotStupidYourStupid
We Finns can do that, you know, we have a pretty good education.
CinnamonBunny
Not all of us.
CaptainMurderPants
Yes, all of us. Unless you are too stupid to use that amazing opportunity, that many people dont have.
sumowoman
Fooled you into reading, did I ? :)
CinnamonBunny
No, I actually skipped all but the first one. I am pretty sure I know all that stuff already.
Ralfanans
This should be in the school books. Great read ty! Älska Norden <3
DiscomfortZone
You monster
tetsouomaiwamo
you should do one of all the countries it would be interesting
bendeem
nope, i'm always interested in learning.
CinnamonBunny
No, I actually skipped all but the first one. I am pretty sure I know all that stuff already.
Rockageddon
whore
Goddesahpan
Hyvää Itsenäisyyspäivää!
duquito
50-60%
kootiepatra
*cannot un-imagine the Lion King opening*
squelcheswetly
I yodeled whatever my naive English-based transliteration got out of that Finnish word. Much fun was had.
samout
"Hew Wah Eet Seh Nay Seuz Pae Wah!"
yesthisisarne
Kiitos samoin! Ja muille kanssa!
Valfreyja
Kiitos ja samoin!
LickMyNutsAndCherryIceCream
Sisu!
TheWildDuckTactic
Eiku tervaleijonat
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
I am convinced that Finnish is some alien language.
TheWildDuckTactic
Olet oikeassa velisein
vaneri
Hyvää itsenäisyyspäivää kaikille!
CatIsFineToo
Hyvää itsepäisyyspäivää kaikille!
youreverydayimgurian
Что ?
HeyCasButt
я не знаю
youreverydayimgurian
Зачем?
HeyCasButt
Так как не понимаю по-фински
sonofTK421
Canadians love Finland (Sweden too). Hockey, low crime, being excellent to each other ...
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NorthWestCanadian
Yup, living the liberal dream "F u white man, bend over for everyone."
blazerodd
"low crime"
pinqet
I want to visit Canada some day!
Bonsaipanda
Finnish peeps love Canada, maple syrup, le moose, lumberjacks, high heels. <3
Corona688
I live in Canada and haven't seen any of those.
Asmani
What about Norway?
pleasenononoyes
Norway, noway !
muhvitus
I like norwegians, haven't visited Norway though
Sklrr
Norway didn't give us Teemu Selanne
YouWillNotLikeThis
Nobody loves norway you oil stealing mountain monkeys
sumowoman
Denmark represent!!! WOOOO! Et yndigt land, mand.
YouWillNotLikeThis
Fuck yeah! Yksi kaksi kolme and Tove all the way!
notyourbuddyguy
Norway sucks at hockey. They are dead to us.
GhostofCain
Empirically proven time and time again, unfortunately.
spaceface9000
Haista kuule home, kun ryöväät mun upvoutit! Eilen neljään asti istuin koneella ja kyhäsin samaa postia, mutten päässyt kymmentä doottia ①
muumbaba
Fantastista suomalaista kateutta. Ylösääni.
spaceface9000
② pidemälle! No ei vaiskaa, hyvä kun muutkin opettaa näitä ulkomaalaisia paholaisia. +1 <3 ja hyvää itsenäisyyspäivää! :)
psein
olisit tarvinu tyttökuvan. se oli houkutteleva thumbnail.
TrueMenDontKillCoyotes
I like the way finnish people split comments
sumowoman
Hyvää itsenäisyyspäivää! Jos ois yhessä tehty ni ois varmasti tullu vielä parempi ja vielä enemmän pojoja :)
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docweird
TL:DR +1 joka tapauksessa kuvista... :D
olesiel
Makee! Hurja määrä tekstiä varmaankin pelotti upvotet pois! :)
spaceface9000
Tattis ja niin voipi olla! Saattoi kanssa vaikuttaa asiaan se, että julkaisin sen niin aikaisin aamula (suomen aikaa)!
FullyGroanAdult
UruguayanDude
That image is not true though
Novirtue
Jesus fucking Christ, don't fuck with Fins...
BoobityBoop
And all of it in just three months. Fucking Christ.
sumowoman
Here's a few pictures and info from the Winter War, f.ex. about volunteers from other countries: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m4tALfqyME
aagupta2
Damn. New meaning to to the term "Finnish Him".
Lenton
You'd think the Russians would know attacking in winter is stupid, like from experience and stuff.
teddyz
Nah, it was the Finns (or Georgians or Ukrainians or Poles or whoever) who actually started the war. -Russians
kriminy
The Soviet Union winter counterattack two years later in 1941 was a relative success for them after losing so much territory to the Germans.
gksTkrkwl
TheWildDuckTactic
Classic
renegadedivision
I am pretty sure Romans came up with that joke, who probably stole it from the Greeks.
NeuerStandard
i'm not sure, but the name of the finnish general sounds pretty german to me.
Wooooooooooooooooot
Because it is. Originally the family was from Germany, came to Sweden in 17th c and ended up in Finland by the end of the 18th century.
LionelOu
German / swedish ancestors (17th century). They moved to Finland (18th century). He was part of the swedish-speaking population of Finland.
kenomies
world shortest book: swedish warheroes
Zaelot
Chatted with Hitler too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClR9tcpKZec&feature=youtu.be&t=16s
NeuerStandard
lol, this video is banned in germany...
Zaelot
Here's a few versions, should work https://youtu.be/N">xoA52kjI">https://youtu.be/NVqxoA52kjI https://youtu.be/NVqxoA52kjI
NeuerStandard
proxflow already helped my out, but thx for the effort
Zaelot
https://youtu.be/NVqxoA52kjI
Zaelot
https://youtu.be/NVqxoA52kjI
MrBananaBeak
30 tanks.
silverbean
doesn't say how many there were at the end of the war though
MrBananaBeak
Since it lists take losses for the Soviets but not the Finns, I'm guessing 30.
HorotonHearsAJew
Finns also used a lot of captured Soviet Tanks.
kriminy
Unfortunately, they lacked fuel, ammo, and experience with tanks, so captured tanks didn't turn the tide of battle for them.
IWasLateToAnEtherFrolick
400,000 missing! Wtf!
YoloSwaggersson
Dead in combat and buried in mass graves/left behind to vanish into the snow. Basically Soviets who were never identified or no body found.
PracticallyHitler
No one can hear you scream in the Lapland forests...
TheHypocrite
Russians were not equipped nor trained for winter war. Probably died to cold, starvation and forgotten somewhere.
boomership
There's a lot of pictures of frozen Russian soldiers during the winter war. Some of the bodies were even used like sandbags for cover.
DanielOlsencc
Deserters probably
chopper35
my thought too. if i were a russian soldier, i would use war to desert. i would be counted as missing, and i would be forgotten.
kriminy
If you were lucky not to get shot. The Soviet Union knew it had a problem with desertion, so deserters were summarily executed.
docweird
Also left dead and buried in mass graves - they've been still digging up russian corpses in the 2000s...