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Dive
https://vimeo.com/41131620
Alexis gets nervous about commitment after her boyfriend asks her to marry him. An impulsive reaction will detonate a series of events that will help Alexis to realize that sometimes we just need a break.
EDIT: Added back to avoid confusion but I watched this again and it isn't as great as I remember. I think I just liked the edits and film style, synopsis is really reaching for some plot somewhere where it isn't.
Expiration
https://vimeo.com/19987116
A lonely man takes a huge risk by drinking a glass of milk just seconds from the expiration date.
C (299,792 km/s)
https://vimeo.com/58429056
C is the story of Lieutenant Commander Malleck and her radical act of mutiny during an interplanetary cold war.
Webcam
https://vimeo.com/31005812
"Webcam" is based on actual events and was shot entirely on a computer's webcam.
(notes on) biology
https://vimeo.com/21119709
Fun animation of notes while not paying attention in biology class.
Spy vs Guy
https://vimeo.com/64660267
A retired Russian spy hunts down dangerous technology after it falls into unsuspecting hands.
More
https://vimeo.com/7306050
Play House
https://vimeo.com/46145750
The only thing keeping Harold's family bound is his unconditional love for them.
Successful Alcoholics
https://vimeo.com/16640746
The couple, played by Lizzy Caplan and T. J. Miller, manages to excel at work, get out of tickets, and live without a care in the world, despite or because of the fact that they’re permanently shit-faced.
Shorter Shorts from my list of favorite short films
Part 2 of the shorts are here. Leveraging YouTube technology because of the response against Vimeo to bring you at least twice as much potato.
https://imgur.com/gallery/iOgj3
Coming Soon: Longform music and video mashups
Since Dave wasn't a short itself but rather short vignettes for each album cover it didn't really fit here.
But it is going to be the first of a handful of roughly hour long music and video mashups I have found over the years.
RogerTheCabinBoy
I want to see a full length movie about C.
GavinScreaming
I'm not ashamed to admit I only clicked because I thought it was a .gif of the scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High....
Imagine22
What about There Made of Meat??
B7ackJackal
Why do I go on Imgur when I have stuff to due today .....
ThatSavageGirl
Tbh I thought most of these were gonna be porn
CzarNicholasTheUndead
Webcam is damn good
thethirdandtheseventh
Envelope with Kevin Spacey.
AncientWeapons
I'll be honest, I'm +1 for the bewbs
monkeyman321
Me to my GF: "Man this post is full of shorts, I love shorts!" GF: "...why yes, they are comfortable and easy to wear"
lemonsherbet
C was awesome
TheMeownoodle
Thumbnail brought me here...
insongwhang
Webcam was freaky af
theRyex
The first time I saw "More" was Novemeber 2001, when Toonami played it with Kenna's song "Hellbent". Ahh the nostalgia...
djdoughy
#7 was also the video for Kenna - Hellbent
theRyex
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-18502716/kenna_hell_bent_official_music_video/
Ulfzark
spiderpig2007
Question about Successful Alcoholics Ending *** SPOILER ALERT ***
spiderpig2007
What do you think his absence in the last scene implied? Both plot- and meaning-wise.
GodSizer
I enjoyed Expiration
ABCDEFGHIJKelemenoPQRSTUVWXYZ
Is it scary?
NedraBroadstreet12
Time to favorite this and never look back at it again.
joeyjunx
Look!
rfkile
Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog
ThereIsNothingMoreIHateThanAnything
Captain Hammer, Corporate Tool. Dislocated my shoulder. Again.
kuzvo240
last week. xD
qqfest
(1) Webcam - I worked for a local college in the IT department. Girl came in to have us look at her laptop because it was running slow..
qqfest
(2) So I took a look at it, found a hidden VNC install running in the background. She had went home for break and her BF had put it on...
qqfest
(3) Needless to say, I uninstalled it. When she picked it up she was livid. No more VNC, no more BF. Also, when you take your pc for repair
qqfest
(4) remove anything you dont want others seeing. I cant even begin to tell you how many naked selfies i've seen.
iloveburgersandponies
Clicked just for boobs. Later, nerds.
iloveburgersandponies
Y remove boobs, pls return at once
torsionspace
whyyyyy????
allthenamesaregone
OP knew exactly what he was doing with that thumbnail.
Sqlut
I just came to upvote this kind of top-comment.
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
I thought it was just going to be clickbait, too. But damn, that woman was hella hot.
irishnovember
I like how he's like "Oh you're right. I'll remove it" then replaces it with another thumbnail of a super hot chick
meccit
> The film maker knew exactly what he was doing with that thumbnail / plot
SeanAker
I checked the title first to see what the post was actually about. Clicked anyway.
TheDreadPirateNeckbeard
I'm just here for the thumbnail, also so I don't get fined
Britboy
Dat ass though
beeratius
Let's be honest, if it didn't work and bring us here OP wouldn't've used it
CarpBlanche
It worked didn't it
ihavequestions
http://p3.no/filmpolitiet/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/fasttimes.jpeg
ckntem
She has a really wide mouth.
inconspicuouselephant
Hey! Don't talk about my wife like that! Well, she doesn't know she is my wife...yet.
SavannahGreen
I really enjoyed 'C'.
EHLOVader
Fun fact, that film was shot without any CGI or green screen. They use old methods of filming and set design https://vimeo.com/39643267
NaturallyHighPenguin
Same here. Perfect use of visuals and music. I am still amazed.
happohippo
Summary of the 1st one: A very attractive woman does stuff in her underwear. 10/10 for boobs, 0/10 for plot.
Habbala
What the fudge? I thought it was creepy as clowns in a spider suit
Britboy
10/10 for ass too
JacenSolo
question... where is the first one now...?
happohippo
Ohh OP is a bundle of sticks, what a surprise. The 1st one was a film called Dive on Vimeo.
JGrim55
so clickbait?
LudicrousDisplayLastNight
lol
hitlerwasanalien
I keep tape over my webcam when I am not using it and I'm really glad that I do.
Seven7greens
Same!
captainireland
Ohh that's why it doesn't work explains a lot
captainireland
joking obviously
AGoofyGuy
Or are you...
captainireland
Il say so anyway
GNiko
What about the short film where the pizza guy brings a pizza with extra sausage, but IT'S NOT REALLY A SAUSAGE?
mickman99
You mean the one where the pizza guy brought a vegitarian pizza insteadnof a sausage one? I like that one too!!!
AgamemnonsMemes
can you get pizza with clams?
catsandrats
BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA gahhhhh i watch that when I need a laugh
iamgrr
They were Snausages©, right?
thisheretexasdude
Is this the one where the chick wants his tip and he gives her his tip - use the oven instead of microwave to reheat or it gets soggy..?
dogenuggets
Is that the one where he gets the clap?
VitriolicGhost
Whoa.
fartharder
Big sausage pizza?
thatmanmoe
I clicked this post for the titties.
ConvokeMyropolist
bow chika bow wow
MoDoughSwaggins
There's a cyanide and happiness short for that.
callmeLuke
"I don't remember ordering this pizza...with sausage!"
aprilludgateduire
Sasha grey and Harry Potter are doing a feature length movie shot with webcams
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Engorgio!
moonrhino68
i don't know if it was a "short" film. it lookedd at least extra medium to me.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
BECAUSE IT'S A MERGUEZ!
flexb
Merguez are the best!
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Can you say 'DUUH'?
joyceryder
What's a merguez?
flexb
it's a type of sausage popular in north african countries, and because of colonies it got introduced in France and then also Switzerland.
Pencillin
like this? nsfw: http://claringtonshpoo.com/copper/albums/userpics/10001/PizzaBoy.jpg
LaBotte
Science ....for reasons....
robertgadling
tobias fünke, is that you?
ckntem
"Lickety Splitz" haha
OnTheLamb
Ok I did a little digging and I don't think she is a real person.
liam50000
Is that a Tim & Eric sketch?
Pencillin
yessir/ ma'am
JeepFreak1941
*Clicks over to incognito window*
AmFireAmDeath
ctrl + shift + n you're welcome
chrisvarns
Turns off company wifi
SerWolfe
Wuss.
PsychoDK
Amateur
NotACanadian
Ebony
ReptilianOverlord
Nah. I use incognito when I watch other types of porn too.
ImNotWhoYouBelieveIAmUnlessIActuallyAmThenForgetItLetsGrabABeer
This joke made me laugh. I figured you should hear it from me first
TrapsAreIllegal
Dive is unrealistic, no girl would sleep in a bra.
thisthingsibelieve
I've read advice to sleep in a bra so many times in my life that i've lost track. Still do not wear a bra to sleep. Eff that.
SociallyAwkwardFemale
I do. I'm uncomfortable without one and my chest sometimes hurts when I don't wear one.
Warranty
I always sleep in a bra. I don't like to feel floppy and the fabric on my girls bothers me.
TrapsAreIllegal
Apparently there are dozens of you... But I've never met any that don't pop out of the bra as soon as they can
TrapsAreIllegal
Also, it sucked, so yeah...
vibrantlightsaber
but she was hot.
Britboy
I liked it, but maybe that was because of that ass!
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
but there was an explosive chain reaction!
Occasionallyscreams
EXPLOSIONS
pseudologiafantastica
I do.... but I guess I'm an anomaly.
IridescentLotus
Why?! Let those babies breathe! :p
JustCallMeBean
So you must like clown fish.
SociallyAwkwardFemale
I do too. You are not alone.
erischilde
Pics for proof!
MotherTucker001
me too
PleasantlyPlump
I do but only because I live in a house full of guys and my door wont fucking lock.
TrapsAreIllegal
Based on every girl ever, isn't that uncomfortable? And if you cannot trust those guys to respect your privacy, move out?
PleasantlyPlump
Yes. Yes it is especially after working all day. But I trust them just too paranoid my shirt will rise up when I sleep and the door opens.
ckntem
That's what covers are for...
TrapsAreIllegal
Also, my sister has this thing called travelling lock? A lock without attaching to the door, works really well.
PleasantlyPlump
Oooh I'm going to look it up. Thank you! I can sleep comfortably now :D
TrapsAreIllegal
I just remembered the name. I'm sure other companies make them too: http://www.howsarlock.com/
Imbadatpickingnames
I would be cautious with those. For a night at a hotel maybe. But it would make it impossible for your roommates to open your door no (1/2)
Imbadatpickingnames
Matter what. If there is a fire and you don't wake up, or if you get injured or have a medical problem, they won't be able to get to you.2/3
erischilde
Erm. . Wouldn't a big loose tshirt work too?? At least some freedom. ..
juniperwreath
The first one was absolute shit; now I don't trust your taste enough to watch the rest.
larrylollarrry
I agree. The Second one was better though.
MadmanPoet
No, the rest are much better.
irishnovember
Pretty sure the first one was just chosen for that thumbnail. That pretty much garantuees a lot of views.
Vesane
Yeah I'm wondering if it was an ad or I just missed something - she steals a car, swims in a stranger's pool, and that... solves everything?
alicefreak47
Please don't let the first one dissuade you. Literally all of them are much better, especially Successful Alcoholics and Webcam.
Synophmn
I don't know. It was pretty stupid, but the plot was good.
Vesane
Synopsis seems to have more depth than the film - what prompted her realisation? Just the swim/car-stealing thrill? Key in door? Is that it?
Synophmn
Clearly, her freakout underwater gave her superhearing, enough to hear a key turning a lock at least several yards away, and also maybe 1/2
Synophmn
time manipulation? Anyway, upon learning her powers, she had to put down her life of crime, indicated by grand theft auto, trespassing, 2/3
Synophmn
and binding someone, because something about power and responsibility, and settle down with the hot dude who just moves too fast. 3/3
juniperwreath
I'll just assume you're being sarcastic because nobody can be that dumb.
TyraBankrupt
Yeah, how dare someone how different taste? What a ridiculous thought, pfft. They just be dumb.
Synophmn
Hm. I thought it was common parlance that plot = boobs, right up there with science, but maybe I'm wrong.
juniperwreath
LOL. My bad.
Synophmn
Eh. No worries.