Some of my favorite short films

Mar 30, 2015 5:08 AM

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Dive

https://vimeo.com/41131620

Alexis gets nervous about commitment after her boyfriend asks her to marry him. An impulsive reaction will detonate a series of events that will help Alexis to realize that sometimes we just need a break.

EDIT: Added back to avoid confusion but I watched this again and it isn't as great as I remember. I think I just liked the edits and film style, synopsis is really reaching for some plot somewhere where it isn't.

Expiration

https://vimeo.com/19987116

A lonely man takes a huge risk by drinking a glass of milk just seconds from the expiration date.

C (299,792 km/s)

https://vimeo.com/58429056

C is the story of Lieutenant Commander Malleck and her radical act of mutiny during an interplanetary cold war.

Webcam

https://vimeo.com/31005812

"Webcam" is based on actual events and was shot entirely on a computer's webcam.

(notes on) biology

https://vimeo.com/21119709

Fun animation of notes while not paying attention in biology class.

Spy vs Guy

https://vimeo.com/64660267

A retired Russian spy hunts down dangerous technology after it falls into unsuspecting hands.

More

https://vimeo.com/7306050

Play House

https://vimeo.com/46145750

The only thing keeping Harold's family bound is his unconditional love for them.

Successful Alcoholics

https://vimeo.com/16640746

The couple, played by Lizzy Caplan and T. J. Miller, manages to excel at work, get out of tickets, and live without a care in the world, despite or because of the fact that they’re permanently shit-faced.

Shorter Shorts from my list of favorite short films

Part 2 of the shorts are here. Leveraging YouTube technology because of the response against Vimeo to bring you at least twice as much potato.

https://imgur.com/gallery/iOgj3

Coming Soon: Longform music and video mashups

Since Dave wasn't a short itself but rather short vignettes for each album cover it didn't really fit here.

But it is going to be the first of a handful of roughly hour long music and video mashups I have found over the years.

I want to see a full length movie about C.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not ashamed to admit I only clicked because I thought it was a .gif of the scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High....

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about There Made of Meat??

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do I go on Imgur when I have stuff to due today .....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tbh I thought most of these were gonna be porn

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Webcam is damn good

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Envelope with Kevin Spacey.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll be honest, I'm +1 for the bewbs

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me to my GF: "Man this post is full of shorts, I love shorts!" GF: "...why yes, they are comfortable and easy to wear"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

C was awesome

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thumbnail brought me here...

11 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 5

Webcam was freaky af

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The first time I saw "More" was Novemeber 2001, when Toonami played it with Kenna's song "Hellbent". Ahh the nostalgia...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#7 was also the video for Kenna - Hellbent

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Question about Successful Alcoholics Ending *** SPOILER ALERT ***

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do you think his absence in the last scene implied? Both plot- and meaning-wise.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I enjoyed Expiration

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it scary?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to favorite this and never look back at it again.

11 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

Look!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Captain Hammer, Corporate Tool. Dislocated my shoulder. Again.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

last week. xD

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(1) Webcam - I worked for a local college in the IT department. Girl came in to have us look at her laptop because it was running slow..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2) So I took a look at it, found a hidden VNC install running in the background. She had went home for break and her BF had put it on...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(3) Needless to say, I uninstalled it. When she picked it up she was livid. No more VNC, no more BF. Also, when you take your pc for repair

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(4) remove anything you dont want others seeing. I cant even begin to tell you how many naked selfies i've seen.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clicked just for boobs. Later, nerds.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Y remove boobs, pls return at once

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whyyyyy????

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP knew exactly what he was doing with that thumbnail.

11 years ago | Likes 1034 Dislikes 4

I just came to upvote this kind of top-comment.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought it was just going to be clickbait, too. But damn, that woman was hella hot.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I like how he's like "Oh you're right. I'll remove it" then replaces it with another thumbnail of a super hot chick

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

> The film maker knew exactly what he was doing with that thumbnail / plot

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

I checked the title first to see what the post was actually about. Clicked anyway.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just here for the thumbnail, also so I don't get fined

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dat ass though

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's be honest, if it didn't work and bring us here OP wouldn't've used it

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It worked didn't it

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She has a really wide mouth.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey! Don't talk about my wife like that! Well, she doesn't know she is my wife...yet.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really enjoyed 'C'.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fun fact, that film was shot without any CGI or green screen. They use old methods of filming and set design https://vimeo.com/39643267

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here. Perfect use of visuals and music. I am still amazed.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Summary of the 1st one: A very attractive woman does stuff in her underwear. 10/10 for boobs, 0/10 for plot.

11 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 3

What the fudge? I thought it was creepy as clowns in a spider suit

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10/10 for ass too

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

question... where is the first one now...?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ohh OP is a bundle of sticks, what a surprise. The 1st one was a film called Dive on Vimeo.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so clickbait?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I keep tape over my webcam when I am not using it and I'm really glad that I do.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Same!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohh that's why it doesn't work explains a lot

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

joking obviously

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Or are you...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Il say so anyway

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about the short film where the pizza guy brings a pizza with extra sausage, but IT'S NOT REALLY A SAUSAGE?

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You mean the one where the pizza guy brought a vegitarian pizza insteadnof a sausage one? I like that one too!!!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 12

can you get pizza with clams?

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BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA gahhhhh i watch that when I need a laugh

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were Snausages©, right?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the one where the chick wants his tip and he gives her his tip - use the oven instead of microwave to reheat or it gets soggy..?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that the one where he gets the clap?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoa.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big sausage pizza?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I clicked this post for the titties.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

bow chika bow wow

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

There's a cyanide and happiness short for that.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I don't remember ordering this pizza...with sausage!"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sasha grey and Harry Potter are doing a feature length movie shot with webcams

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Engorgio!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i don't know if it was a "short" film. it lookedd at least extra medium to me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BECAUSE IT'S A MERGUEZ!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Merguez are the best!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can you say 'DUUH'?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's a merguez?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's a type of sausage popular in north african countries, and because of colonies it got introduced in France and then also Switzerland.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Science ....for reasons....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

tobias fünke, is that you?

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"Lickety Splitz" haha

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ok I did a little digging and I don't think she is a real person.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a Tim & Eric sketch?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yessir/ ma'am

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Clicks over to incognito window*

11 years ago | Likes 221 Dislikes 1

ctrl + shift + n you're welcome

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Turns off company wifi

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Wuss.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Amateur

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Ebony

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Nah. I use incognito when I watch other types of porn too.

11 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

This joke made me laugh. I figured you should hear it from me first

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Dive is unrealistic, no girl would sleep in a bra.

11 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 3

I've read advice to sleep in a bra so many times in my life that i've lost track. Still do not wear a bra to sleep. Eff that.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do. I'm uncomfortable without one and my chest sometimes hurts when I don't wear one.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I always sleep in a bra. I don't like to feel floppy and the fabric on my girls bothers me.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Apparently there are dozens of you... But I've never met any that don't pop out of the bra as soon as they can

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Also, it sucked, so yeah...

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

but she was hot.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I liked it, but maybe that was because of that ass!

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but there was an explosive chain reaction!

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EXPLOSIONS

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do.... but I guess I'm an anomaly.

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Why?! Let those babies breathe! :p

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So you must like clown fish.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I do too. You are not alone.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pics for proof!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

me too

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do but only because I live in a house full of guys and my door wont fucking lock.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Based on every girl ever, isn't that uncomfortable? And if you cannot trust those guys to respect your privacy, move out?

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Yes. Yes it is especially after working all day. But I trust them just too paranoid my shirt will rise up when I sleep and the door opens.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's what covers are for...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Also, my sister has this thing called travelling lock? A lock without attaching to the door, works really well.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oooh I'm going to look it up. Thank you! I can sleep comfortably now :D

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just remembered the name. I'm sure other companies make them too: http://www.howsarlock.com/

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would be cautious with those. For a night at a hotel maybe. But it would make it impossible for your roommates to open your door no (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Matter what. If there is a fire and you don't wake up, or if you get injured or have a medical problem, they won't be able to get to you.2/3

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Erm. . Wouldn't a big loose tshirt work too?? At least some freedom. ..

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The first one was absolute shit; now I don't trust your taste enough to watch the rest.

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 5

I agree. The Second one was better though.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, the rest are much better.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure the first one was just chosen for that thumbnail. That pretty much garantuees a lot of views.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm wondering if it was an ad or I just missed something - she steals a car, swims in a stranger's pool, and that... solves everything?

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Please don't let the first one dissuade you. Literally all of them are much better, especially Successful Alcoholics and Webcam.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know. It was pretty stupid, but the plot was good.

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Synopsis seems to have more depth than the film - what prompted her realisation? Just the swim/car-stealing thrill? Key in door? Is that it?

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Clearly, her freakout underwater gave her superhearing, enough to hear a key turning a lock at least several yards away, and also maybe 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

time manipulation? Anyway, upon learning her powers, she had to put down her life of crime, indicated by grand theft auto, trespassing, 2/3

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and binding someone, because something about power and responsibility, and settle down with the hot dude who just moves too fast. 3/3

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll just assume you're being sarcastic because nobody can be that dumb.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Yeah, how dare someone how different taste? What a ridiculous thought, pfft. They just be dumb.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hm. I thought it was common parlance that plot = boobs, right up there with science, but maybe I'm wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

LOL. My bad.

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Eh. No worries.

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