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Why I hate swimming in the ocean
Jun 6, 2020 8:08 AM
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KITARTASSVED
The cats!!!
ExtraRains
Gotta say if I was dumb enough to not spay and neuter my cats Id have sued the pet hotel for getting my cat pregnant
Millstone85
#1 I heard that story in reverse. An old injured stray cat is taken into a pet shelter. He becomes every kitten's foster grandpa.
HeywouldJablowme
God damn Bill Nye, save some for the rest of us
wylkyn
Seeing all those birds circling made me nervous.
pxlphile
#12 the man astoundingly looks like this guy
ufindjosh1
NotaCPA
#13. love how the husband just waves in the back while smiling and the mother is performing a very late term abortion...very late.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
#7 Either Bill has no chill or this is a parody account/shop.
misterwappy
#15 goddamn. What a scene in Casino
fragglestckcar
Brutal
Quebeker
#2 must have been scary
Edekad
For the fishes, for sure!!
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
I love kitties more than I love my own limbs, but for the love of Pete, STOP LETTIN' EM FUCK
Roune
The cat from #6 should play soccer lol
TheOneThatGotBanned
is bill that brutal ? :)
brambleramble
No, it is not real
Sitting101
Being swallowed by a whale sounds like a terrifying way to die.
NotaCPA
most will spit you out since they eat tiny ocean creatures...
sevrono
#2 HOLY SHIT
licmasack
RichKinWV
Another one bites the dust. Aaaaaannnnd another one down, and another one down another one bits the dust
LateNightBunnyParty
#3 I've never understood this one. Both pics just look like kids wearing ugly 80s clothes. I think I had variations of all 3 outfits.
RedAppleSoda
That’s because the girl on the left is hipster chic, pairing retro fashions with modern styling. The $200 “worn” shoes, for instance.
LateNightBunnyParty
Okay, I get that...but nothing about that outfit screams $200+. Looks like the shit my mom bought for me at Family Dollar or TG&Y.
nagarine
Hamoodi's father... ;D
MNJW
*waves*
Thundersharts
Politely
HighlandViking
Exevium
Accurate.
RamAssScratcher
Yeah I'm sure you know what it feels like to bang five females in a night. /S
Exevium
Nah, but if it's anything like 1, but 5 times, I completely understand. I feel like that after 1...
pxlphile
#11 works for kids ... like a treat
skwint
But it leaves DNA evidence on the pillow, which is kind of awkward
imgurmage
Solid dump!
Edekad
Thanks! All of them stolen, of course
imgurmage
Yes, of course.
LovesToSpooge517
As our fathers stole, and their fathers before them
inceptify
Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada, 1962
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
humptysorthopedic
It's not that different from adding fructose to tomato sauce. Which is a trick a friend told me.
DarthZartanyus
It's also fuckin' delicious. Everyone who says otherwise is wrong.
licmasack
... Time to invade Canada
Lichelf
Common misconception. It actually existed before that but it wasn't considered edible /s
markmcn87
It's not as bad as everyone says...not great, but not horrible. People hate on it because it's the popular opinion. If you can't be /
markmcn87
/honest about pizza toppings, you're a failure. I like crushed up acorns and marmalade on pizza... I'm not ashamed!
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
ImAFoxButNotReally
Hawaiian is one of my favourites. In other news, pepperoni sucks.
Spadesghost
I hope you at least mean processed acorns because the real deal is nasty, dont ask my 10 y/o self how he knows
mercbrit
RealityInflicted
Cogito, ergo cum.
djKittenJunkie
bum
Psephos
sum
Myowngrampa
Cum
canucker327
There’s already enough plastic in the ocean ?
GurdenRabsyKittenKnightbears
The was savage lit fire af fam
kagwapuhan
Although I’m not against chucking her in the ocean for good
Bobnotch
Yes there is.
Vaanhalen
1)I doubt nye tweeted it as it would hurt his money making chances in the future 2) would also hurt his brand as fake scientist
licmasack
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Hot ham and swiss on rye
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
Reuben
DJRoombaTearinItUp
Fish sticks.
HeadJamistan
Grilled cheese but with lightly fried fish fillets as the bread.
Counterfit
Use fishsticks instead
HeadJamistan
GruntThumper
It's 1:30 AM....
LovelyMover
THE MAID!
YayItsMillerTime
That mom is about to go home and get so stoned
omygodwhyyyyy
Aka his mom
Vungor
THE MAID!
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
I bet the maid was from the Philippines.
ShutUpMeh
VWGirl
Love how people forget how much the maid does. I love hearing oh my kid is a neat freak after I spend half an hour cleaning their rooms.
VWGirl
They're only a clean freak when someone else does the cleaning for them. When they have to not so much.
JoeT85
He's gonna catch a beating for that one, but it's a great reason. Thanks kid!
chibicd
The hero we all need right now!
imnotthekindofimgurianwhoonlyleavesyouwith77characterstoreply
Somebody gunna get a hurt real bad....
whatbuttondoipush
The maid doesn't hit that hard
MrsSlavicHorse
I understood that reference
Troyificus
Can someone remind me what's that's from, please? It's a stand-up routine, right?
RussianMafia1337
And does your mother have sex with your dad?
Jonmbram
The maid! The maid!!
dadsarethebest
The Maid!
BlueCat1
Wait, does the mother have sex with the maid or does the dad have sex with the maid?
Datsinginguy
THE MAID! THE MAID!!!
NewQiScifiJumper
He is going to regret that answer when the camera stops.
NotaCPA
very late term abortion
LovelyMover
At least two of em went for him while it was rolling ?
AstronautChicken
I like to imagine that the maid doesnt get enough gratitude at their house and that kid was being a real baller about it.
NewQiScifiJumper
She is from another country and her passport is taken. Modern day Cinderella!
Nukemouse
I suspect its more like his parents told him "lying is wrong" or "god hates liars" or something and he took it deadly seriously.
TheColourPeach
She's probably beaten daily
AlIYourBaseAreBelongToUs
Underpaid lady from the Philipines (I'm sure I did not spell that correctly)
SaphirasSexDoll
You only left out a "P". "Philippines". Just think to say "Philip Pines" next time.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I’m not sure I would or wouldn’t have spelled this correctly the next time I had to write it but because of you, I will. Thanks! Now I >
iambrose
Yay! Now I can spell bananas, beautiful, and Philippines! Hey it works!
meltedfaceguy
It's confusing because people from the Philippines are Filipino