Dec 26, 2021 5:46 PM
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salunatics
FYI, Google search shows it's a store in Arizona.
Marokh
Honest advertising.
Wapusk
Are franchises available?
CaptainPikePeaks
Aliens, knives, and Heineken…I thought you said Unnecessary???
stefansd
Brilliant marketing. Expect it to go national someday.
imthegoodone
@rightcoastguy the owner?
Kirbycakefloat
I need to visit
SecretAgentSuperBooger
CiaranMcHale
@rightcoastguy If you're looking for a shop to sell your inventions...
MontagMorgen
Exactly what I need
PartTimeViking
Do they do online sales? ?
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Do they sell... Frogurt?
HeyElnath
OaksParcel
Kyle Mart
katyna31415
I went to a military surplus store in Minneapolis and it was selling an inflatable emergency slide from an airplane. Place was awesome.
anotherIngloriousHandle
for the absolutely maybe yes no shopper
DancesWithBikers
I need this store! Uh, wait...
imgurianitarian
woozle
shut up and take my money!
Knives $1 and up!
BuyMeBonestormOrGoToHell
Arizona if it still exists. https://www.jokeitem.com/newstore.html
AnonOmis1000
But I need a knife
Dannyalcatraz
Reginald Perrin approved!
Anfalicious
Rainbow flags, $1 knives, and inflatable aliens? Who are they to tell me what I need!
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Jokes in you, I'm an Alien Sex Fiend
Whoever downvoted this is obviously more of a Gaye Biker on Acid
Nader393
Reminds me of Edna Garrett's new shop on "The Facts of Life" called Over Our Heads. (My '80's references are indomitable!)
MarioBoon
But I need a knife! For... reasons...
sickofmkingnames350
I need a gift card for this place. Don't know if I'd want to use my own money on stuff like this but I'll damn well spend yours!
rtysiiik1
14 y/o me would've loved this place
Hawkgirl203
Old me loves this place. Unnecessary items have no age limit.
SCP1504
Where can I find this magical place?
ijustjoinedforthis
565 W. Apache TrailApache Junction, Arizona 85120 if google is correct
XA10
Or similar in every seaside tourist trap!
oldguyexlurker
Google is correct! I live in the town. 'Been here since that building was built in the 70s. 'Used to be a "Yellow Front."
Goodnewwseveryone
You’re saying it used to be called “The Big Yellow Joint” niiiiiiiiiice
Looks like they closed March 2020 though. Not really certain.
LetMeSeeMyKids
Guess they weren't essential
RaynWisp
Google says that for a bunch of businesses that are still open since the COVID lock downs kicked off. It's pretty unreliable.
Nah. They're open.
FuzzyBabyDucks143
I want to see photos from inside.
Oban
Walk in to any gift shop. They all look the same.
ChalkCoatedDonut
You need them? They don't have them.
belongsinamuseum
Ok, Trent Reznor
Juggler
Then become a gastroenterologist I guess?
fudruckers
ever see the inside of a spensors gifts before?
Vergenbuurg
Is it… necessary to see photos from the inside?
YouHaveNoodsAndIHaveAnInbox
Yes. I assume thats why there arent any.
fishintennessee
Well, we don't have it!
JoeyOnWhiteWithSteak
He said want.
Radioactiv369
They don't have that too
ForceAwakenWasLame
sockstrapsecond
you and everyone else.
BOGO sump pumps
archos5fan101
Were they giving out free PS5?
BarryTheCyborg
The interior presents itself differently based on the observer
Nakahana
The entire store is a Mimic
mondeca
The Total Perspective Retail Vortex.
YouWonTheGam3
SCP
JeffGriffin
Object class. Safe
anticrash
The Retail Room of Requirement
coffeeandhopevlogs
No no no the room of really not required (best I could come up with, someone help)
Atomic2
*Unrequirement
SophieClockwise
That Sears is too rich for my blood. I’m going to the bad Sears across town.
waytoolongofausername
Ahh Control
Wut
salunatics
FYI, Google search shows it's a store in Arizona.
Marokh
Honest advertising.
Wapusk
Are franchises available?
CaptainPikePeaks
Aliens, knives, and Heineken…I thought you said Unnecessary???
stefansd
Brilliant marketing. Expect it to go national someday.
imthegoodone
@rightcoastguy the owner?
Kirbycakefloat
I need to visit
SecretAgentSuperBooger
CiaranMcHale
@rightcoastguy If you're looking for a shop to sell your inventions...
MontagMorgen
Exactly what I need
PartTimeViking
Do they do online sales? ?
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Do they sell... Frogurt?
HeyElnath
OaksParcel
Kyle Mart
katyna31415
I went to a military surplus store in Minneapolis and it was selling an inflatable emergency slide from an airplane. Place was awesome.
anotherIngloriousHandle
for the absolutely maybe yes no shopper
DancesWithBikers
I need this store! Uh, wait...
imgurianitarian
woozle
shut up and take my money!
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Knives $1 and up!
BuyMeBonestormOrGoToHell
Arizona if it still exists. https://www.jokeitem.com/newstore.html
AnonOmis1000
But I need a knife
Dannyalcatraz
Reginald Perrin approved!
Anfalicious
Rainbow flags, $1 knives, and inflatable aliens? Who are they to tell me what I need!
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Jokes in you, I'm an Alien Sex Fiend
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Whoever downvoted this is obviously more of a Gaye Biker on Acid
Nader393
Reminds me of Edna Garrett's new shop on "The Facts of Life" called Over Our Heads. (My '80's references are indomitable!)
MarioBoon
But I need a knife! For... reasons...
sickofmkingnames350
I need a gift card for this place. Don't know if I'd want to use my own money on stuff like this but I'll damn well spend yours!
rtysiiik1
14 y/o me would've loved this place
Hawkgirl203
Old me loves this place. Unnecessary items have no age limit.
SCP1504
Where can I find this magical place?
ijustjoinedforthis
565 W. Apache Trail
Apache Junction, Arizona 85120 if google is correct
XA10
Or similar in every seaside tourist trap!
oldguyexlurker
Google is correct! I live in the town. 'Been here since that building was built in the 70s. 'Used to be a "Yellow Front."
Goodnewwseveryone
You’re saying it used to be called “The Big Yellow Joint” niiiiiiiiiice
ijustjoinedforthis
Looks like they closed March 2020 though. Not really certain.
LetMeSeeMyKids
Guess they weren't essential
RaynWisp
Google says that for a bunch of businesses that are still open since the COVID lock downs kicked off. It's pretty unreliable.
oldguyexlurker
Nah. They're open.
FuzzyBabyDucks143
I want to see photos from inside.
Oban
Walk in to any gift shop. They all look the same.
ChalkCoatedDonut
You need them? They don't have them.
belongsinamuseum
Ok, Trent Reznor
Juggler
Then become a gastroenterologist I guess?
fudruckers
ever see the inside of a spensors gifts before?
Vergenbuurg
Is it… necessary to see photos from the inside?
YouHaveNoodsAndIHaveAnInbox
Yes. I assume thats why there arent any.
fishintennessee
Well, we don't have it!
JoeyOnWhiteWithSteak
He said want.
Radioactiv369
They don't have that too
ForceAwakenWasLame
sockstrapsecond
you and everyone else.
belongsinamuseum
BOGO sump pumps
archos5fan101
Were they giving out free PS5?
BarryTheCyborg
The interior presents itself differently based on the observer
Nakahana
The entire store is a Mimic
mondeca
The Total Perspective Retail Vortex.
YouWonTheGam3
SCP
JeffGriffin
Object class. Safe
anticrash
The Retail Room of Requirement
coffeeandhopevlogs
No no no the room of really not required (best I could come up with, someone help)
Atomic2
*Unrequirement
SophieClockwise
belongsinamuseum
That Sears is too rich for my blood. I’m going to the bad Sears across town.
waytoolongofausername
Ahh Control
YouWonTheGam3
Wut