The perfect store

Dec 26, 2021 5:46 PM

Ilovetomakestuffup

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FYI, Google search shows it's a store in Arizona.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Honest advertising.

4 years ago | Likes 287 Dislikes 2

Are franchises available?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aliens, knives, and Heineken…I thought you said Unnecessary???

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Brilliant marketing. Expect it to go national someday.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

@rightcoastguy the owner?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need to visit

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@rightcoastguy If you're looking for a shop to sell your inventions...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly what I need

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do they do online sales? ?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do they sell... Frogurt?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kyle Mart

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went to a military surplus store in Minneapolis and it was selling an inflatable emergency slide from an airplane. Place was awesome.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

for the absolutely maybe yes no shopper

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need this store! Uh, wait...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

shut up and take my money!

4 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Knives $1 and up!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Arizona if it still exists. https://www.jokeitem.com/newstore.html

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I need a knife

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Reginald Perrin approved!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rainbow flags, $1 knives, and inflatable aliens? Who are they to tell me what I need!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jokes in you, I'm an Alien Sex Fiend

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Whoever downvoted this is obviously more of a Gaye Biker on Acid

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of Edna Garrett's new shop on "The Facts of Life" called Over Our Heads. (My '80's references are indomitable!)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I need a knife! For... reasons...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need a gift card for this place. Don't know if I'd want to use my own money on stuff like this but I'll damn well spend yours!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

14 y/o me would've loved this place

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Old me loves this place. Unnecessary items have no age limit.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where can I find this magical place?

4 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

565 W. Apache Trail
Apache Junction, Arizona 85120 if google is correct

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Or similar in every seaside tourist trap!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Google is correct! I live in the town. 'Been here since that building was built in the 70s. 'Used to be a "Yellow Front."

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You’re saying it used to be called “The Big Yellow Joint” niiiiiiiiiice

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like they closed March 2020 though. Not really certain.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Guess they weren't essential

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Google says that for a bunch of businesses that are still open since the COVID lock downs kicked off. It's pretty unreliable.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. They're open.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to see photos from inside.

4 years ago | Likes 689 Dislikes 1

Walk in to any gift shop. They all look the same.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You need them? They don't have them.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Ok, Trent Reznor

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Then become a gastroenterologist I guess?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ever see the inside of a spensors gifts before?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it… necessary to see photos from the inside?

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Yes. I assume thats why there arent any.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, we don't have it!

4 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

He said want.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

They don't have that too

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you and everyone else.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

BOGO sump pumps

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Were they giving out free PS5?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The interior presents itself differently based on the observer

4 years ago | Likes 292 Dislikes 0

The entire store is a Mimic

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Total Perspective Retail Vortex.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

SCP

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Object class. Safe

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Retail Room of Requirement

4 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

No no no the room of really not required (best I could come up with, someone help)

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

*Unrequirement

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That Sears is too rich for my blood. I’m going to the bad Sears across town.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ahh Control

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wut

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0