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Oct 31, 2016 12:54 AM
livingdeadgirll
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ThylacineThatCominAMileAway
Light it anyway. It is TRICK or treat after all.
SympathiaMalevolens
That's one shitty jack'o lantern.
BasicallyGareth
This "shit" looks suspiciously delicious.
fartharder
roguemarigolds
Some people have a shitty way of celebrating...
Your90sSexualFantasy
Now I have a bucket list item to shit in a pumpkin. Thanks Obama.
uberasshole
Shit post
Thehumanracestinx
Pumpkin spice shit post!
kittyhawkgirl109
At least it wasn't vomit
Flimsy
Oh the teenage years...
Jazzycox
Spoopy
Foxhart
We're not going to talk about the size of that log? Someone needs to drink more water.
livingdeadgirll
It's a gnarly one
APersonWhoUsesImgur
Weirdly, I don't imagine that a person who shits in another person's pumpkin would be healthy enough to even drink a proper amount of water.
1potsie
Better than shitting on it!
Cl1tC0mmander
If that's real, you have to admit that is funny as hell
thejerzydevil
At least they didn't light it on fire also..
Rayduh562
That's a weird looking turd
GreenAce92
The shape comes from the anus closing slightly every time the person quivers because it's cold out.
B0ULLIE
Aren't they all?
fartharder
Not mine. They're perfect every time. Like a Play-Doh Fun Factory™.
TheNaut131
What are you, an expert?
fartharder
Doctor of Scatology Rayduh562, esq.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I have such a deep hatred for this holiday, but this fucked up.
TheNaut131
*pulls out notepad* go on...
vlsidorenko
I'll take "things that didn't happen to OP got 400 Alex"
SweetWillie
Fate88
Yeah. I bet he shat in his own pumpkin just for the fake internet points.
HighAltidude
On top of that posted it to Twitter with the hope of being able to rack the points in here
piebaconcookie
shitpost...
randomsausages
nicbert
+1 for big turd
Krispysocks
Find out who did it, walk up to them with a snickers in a different pumpkin then pull it out and eat it while maintaining eye contact
Bizarrogreg
Baby Ruth
PuppaLu
@Krispysocks your genius is showing
TheyCallMeATree
oh shit *zips*
Glengoolie
Better if it's an O' Henry
DonkeyGoat
It's poop again!
ImJusSaiyan
He call the shit poop!
DrakonRax
Light it on fire and put it next to your neighbors door.
AkwardBearHug
TurdlyShitkens
Dumpkin