Antwerp540
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5lbs of sugar filled Haribo gummy bear goodness!
The most worthless of best before dates. These might not even make it to christmas. @theguardwookie tonight I toast to you with a glass full of gummy bears.
404NameN0tF0und
Looks like you accidentally signed up for the secret Satan program.
MerpMaDerp
Oh... oh no....
ThatOldRazzleDazzle
Are those the sugar free ones? Because if so please keep us updated @op
CristabelMorgan5
You haven't been spoiled you've been poisoned...
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
I ate gummi bears for dinner once. It wasn't the best decision, but it wasn't the worst either. Go forth and adult!
juniperk
100percentgenuineimitation
I was going to mention the Amazon reviews on the sugarless gummies, however, I see that the rest of the world beat me to the punch
spaceindian
We need a banana to show size properly here. I've no idea how big 5lb of gummy bears is
CygloPargen
How do those stale gummy bears taste? DEY TASTE HARIBO!!! https://imgflip.com/readImage?iid=49566038
CommunistDarthVader
Rip your asshole (if you eat it all at one time )
AFKogi
We're gonna be following this saga.
RatVegas
Looks like your Secret Satan sent you a box of bowel cleanser
Drakhma
they arent sugar free.
PedroWasAlreadyInUse
I read a post long time ago about how gummy bears are going to keep you on the toilet for days if you eat too many
SeyMikemour
Haribo gummies give you the shits... Doesn't matter if they are sugar free, or double sugar.
immunity
Product of Brazil? Since when? I thought they were made either in Germany (the best, with real flavors) or Turkey (the US export version.)
GODDAMNlT
soak them in vodka
Twichie
I wanted a relaxing day at work, I put 3 bags into a bowel at work, the next day at work was quiet, lot off sick some reason.
Neowinger
HARIBO = HAns RIegel BOnn. It's a German product. Enjoy your SS
Drakhma
https://imgur.com/wN88iV2
IdoStuffForThings
If they're sugar free then your Christmas will be a blast.
Arcade
Freeze them and eat them as little frozen snacks, trust me.
i336
*adds to mental notes for if a non-sugar-free bag ever enters the house* (a 50/50 possibility...)
0lliecat
The best!
canucklostinnewyork
Eat them all in one sitting and record the event . ????
Drakhma
sugar free ones do that
canucklostinnewyork
I did not know that . ????
nothingpt
It Turns Out Gummy Bears Might Be Made With Slave Labor: http://fortune.com/2017/10/27/haribo-gummy-candy-slave-mdoer/
FilthyRaider
You could play the "How many can you fit in your foreskin" and the loser has to eat those of the winner.
davebeastly
Igloolandian
Disturbing. Have an upvote.
brennan1508
Get ready for 18 hours of anal hemorrhaging
BeardedAssassin
Shhhhh!!!
chronohwhocares
After pressing the enhance button a bunch I can see that those are indeed not the sugar free ones and your secret santa isn't a sadist.
MistressLyda
I am a genuine sadist, and even I would not done something like that!
idontenglishsorry
But how fun would had it been if they were the sugar free one
Fuchssi
I don't think they are even sold anymore
nicholcm
what if they are and the SS switched the bags
Drakhma
ss switched bags, did nazi that coming
NatKingCole
For all wondering.. the ingredients are legible in the picture. These are not the sugar free bum destroyers.
SylphrenaTheHonorSpren
Yes but I ate a whole jumbo bag of normal gummy bears in a Black Friday line it was just as bad
iPretend
Would be a lot cooler if they were tho
letsnotgothere
What a relief :)
ficklampa
Damnit, I was giggling like never before
rezpawner
Awww damnit. I got a solid laugh thinking secret santa was secretly satan.
imgoingtoshrekyou
Yeah, unlike you that person probably wouldn’t have anything solid coming out.
Gegenschein
Thank goodness
sugwhite
DUDE! I HAD 1 OF THOSE AND REGRETTED THE FOLLOWING 8 HOURS OF MY LIFE! 1! BURN THEM NOW! DO NOT THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE! BURN THEM!
sugwhite
Also, the bag I ate from specifically was not labeled "sugar free". I will never trust gummy bears in my life again!
Drakhma
its the sugar free ones, they are best called "demon bears"
i336
@OP keep this in mind ^ maybe eat them slowly. always good to have opinions from both sides of the debate weighing in
SLAANESHonNSFWposts
Are they Sugar free? If so you have an eventful Christmas ahead.
LooseyGooseyBrett
Because they taste better and stay in your intestines
milkshakaman
The best Christmas ever!!
Drakhma
https://imgur.com/74BKBRx
Inappropriator
Hahahaha, I get this one! Oh yes, I hope they're sugar free xD
RandomQuack
ijustwantpizzaanddessert
Since when do sugar free gummy bears destroy assholes??
Bossdogs
Google them, there are plenty of stories. Most of them run along the lines of "I didn't believe the stories and now I am regret incarnate"
AWarningToOthers
How have you not read the Amazon reviews?
ijustwantpizzaanddessert
I don't typically buy candies or any kind of sweets. Don't have much of a sweet tooth
davebeastly
The best review is "explosive diarrhoea at 40,000ft"
DreamCatcher01
The SF sweetener is a natural diuretic. If you eat too many SF gummy bears it...is bad. Source: Hubby's diabetic & loves gummy bears.
TeddyBearHeaven
I think you mean laxative, but yeah
DreamCatcher01
Lol. Yes, that is what I meant. Thanks for correcting me.
ijustwantpizzaanddessert
I have a friend that loves gummy bears. I know what I'm getting him now lol
ironmansmetalundies
Antwerp540
I've never had so many people concerned and/or interested in my anus before.
tttopher
Hopefully not sugar free
bakezzz
We just want the inevitable shit post.
Juicytoast
I got these for my famly as gag gifts. Hopefully will update in xmas, with results of 1 toilet for 5 steaming anuses.
themightybearorrist
Not that you're aware of at least.
Malzie
Only the sugar free will hurt... You're fine.
beggingyourmajestyspardon
It's your colon I worry about. You have not known shitting or pain like you're about to experience
wonderbug
just... just make sure they're *not* the sugar free ones. alternatively, if they are, tell us aaallll about it.
meaap
Welcome to the big leagues
InnovativeDuck
So, how’s your anus?
WedsBunneh
Biggest fear would be you going to town at Taco Bell then coming home and inhaling a pound of sugar-free Haribo. It gives us concern.
WedsBunneh
Seriously, first thing I checked was to make sure it wasn't the sugar-free ones.
Conz
haha yes, ditto.
thefrayedendsofsanity
If you were hot, you would’ve.
SlightlySmallerChungus
arsonandotherfunofficepranks
Is that Danny Sexbang?
CaptCraazy
Yes. Yes it is.
beggingyourmajestyspardon
Jesus, I love your name
SlightlySmallerChungus
beggingyourmajestyspardon
Please don't stop being such a magnificent animal
SlightlySmallerChungus
AngelicOrb
You should definitely Google why
GamesAndPrettyDames
"Why do people want me anus?"
randomsubrepost
But he specifically said "sugar filled"...I don't see the issue
heidimark
Isn't that only for the sugar free variety?
bigbrother
yes. The Sorbitol content is what does it.
TheGuyThatJustSitsInTheCorner
Yes it is, idk why everyone is concerned with the sugar ones.
misfit119
It's probably the brand. Haribo gummi bears are spotted and people think "They about to cry a mud river from they butthole."
Antwerp540
I know the why and I'm thankful for the concern. I didn't think about the possibility and would have been had.
Mclovin1524
I don't get it. It's just a post about candy in a box.
SarahFinee
Google it. I laughed for hours...
beggingyourmajestyspardon
Go and eat a bunch of gummy bears. Find out first hand.
dviking
They need to be Haribo sugar free gummy bears, regular ones are just regular.
HappyJello
They have a distinct history... https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B000EVOSE4/R2DQNJRV27D3P0/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_rvw_8?ie=UTF8&cursor=8