Secret Santa part 1 of 2.....I've been spoiled.

Dec 22, 2017 1:53 AM

Antwerp540

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5lbs of sugar filled Haribo gummy bear goodness!

The most worthless of best before dates. These might not even make it to christmas. @theguardwookie tonight I toast to you with a glass full of gummy bears.

Looks like you accidentally signed up for the secret Satan program.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh... oh no....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are those the sugar free ones? Because if so please keep us updated @op

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

You haven't been spoiled you've been poisoned...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I ate gummi bears for dinner once. It wasn't the best decision, but it wasn't the worst either. Go forth and adult!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was going to mention the Amazon reviews on the sugarless gummies, however, I see that the rest of the world beat me to the punch

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We need a banana to show size properly here. I've no idea how big 5lb of gummy bears is

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do those stale gummy bears taste? DEY TASTE HARIBO!!! https://imgflip.com/readImage?iid=49566038

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rip your asshole (if you eat it all at one time )

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're gonna be following this saga.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Looks like your Secret Satan sent you a box of bowel cleanser

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they arent sugar free.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read a post long time ago about how gummy bears are going to keep you on the toilet for days if you eat too many

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haribo gummies give you the shits... Doesn't matter if they are sugar free, or double sugar.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Product of Brazil? Since when? I thought they were made either in Germany (the best, with real flavors) or Turkey (the US export version.)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

soak them in vodka

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanted a relaxing day at work, I put 3 bags into a bowel at work, the next day at work was quiet, lot off sick some reason.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HARIBO = HAns RIegel BOnn. It's a German product. Enjoy your SS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they're sugar free then your Christmas will be a blast.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Freeze them and eat them as little frozen snacks, trust me.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*adds to mental notes for if a non-sugar-free bag ever enters the house* (a 50/50 possibility...)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eat them all in one sitting and record the event . ????

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sugar free ones do that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did not know that . ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It Turns Out Gummy Bears Might Be Made With Slave Labor: http://fortune.com/2017/10/27/haribo-gummy-candy-slave-mdoer/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could play the "How many can you fit in your foreskin" and the loser has to eat those of the winner.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disturbing. Have an upvote.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Get ready for 18 hours of anal hemorrhaging

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 8

Shhhhh!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After pressing the enhance button a bunch I can see that those are indeed not the sugar free ones and your secret santa isn't a sadist.

8 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

I am a genuine sadist, and even I would not done something like that!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But how fun would had it been if they were the sugar free one

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I don't think they are even sold anymore

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what if they are and the SS switched the bags

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ss switched bags, did nazi that coming

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For all wondering.. the ingredients are legible in the picture. These are not the sugar free bum destroyers.

8 years ago | Likes 482 Dislikes 1

Yes but I ate a whole jumbo bag of normal gummy bears in a Black Friday line it was just as bad

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would be a lot cooler if they were tho

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a relief :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damnit, I was giggling like never before

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awww damnit. I got a solid laugh thinking secret santa was secretly satan.

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Yeah, unlike you that person probably wouldn’t have anything solid coming out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank goodness

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

DUDE! I HAD 1 OF THOSE AND REGRETTED THE FOLLOWING 8 HOURS OF MY LIFE! 1! BURN THEM NOW! DO NOT THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE! BURN THEM!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Also, the bag I ate from specifically was not labeled "sugar free". I will never trust gummy bears in my life again!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

its the sugar free ones, they are best called "demon bears"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

@OP keep this in mind ^ maybe eat them slowly. always good to have opinions from both sides of the debate weighing in

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Are they Sugar free? If so you have an eventful Christmas ahead.

8 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 6

Because they taste better and stay in your intestines

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best Christmas ever!!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Hahahaha, I get this one! Oh yes, I hope they're sugar free xD

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8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 4

Since when do sugar free gummy bears destroy assholes??

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Google them, there are plenty of stories. Most of them run along the lines of "I didn't believe the stories and now I am regret incarnate"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How have you not read the Amazon reviews?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't typically buy candies or any kind of sweets. Don't have much of a sweet tooth

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best review is "explosive diarrhoea at 40,000ft"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The SF sweetener is a natural diuretic. If you eat too many SF gummy bears it...is bad. Source: Hubby's diabetic & loves gummy bears.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think you mean laxative, but yeah

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol. Yes, that is what I meant. Thanks for correcting me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a friend that loves gummy bears. I know what I'm getting him now lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never had so many people concerned and/or interested in my anus before.

8 years ago | Likes 935 Dislikes 5

Hopefully not sugar free

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We just want the inevitable shit post.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I got these for my famly as gag gifts. Hopefully will update in xmas, with results of 1 toilet for 5 steaming anuses.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not that you're aware of at least.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Only the sugar free will hurt... You're fine.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's your colon I worry about. You have not known shitting or pain like you're about to experience

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

just... just make sure they're *not* the sugar free ones. alternatively, if they are, tell us aaallll about it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the big leagues

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, how’s your anus?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Biggest fear would be you going to town at Taco Bell then coming home and inhaling a pound of sugar-free Haribo. It gives us concern.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously, first thing I checked was to make sure it wasn't the sugar-free ones.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

haha yes, ditto.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you were hot, you would’ve.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is that Danny Sexbang?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes. Yes it is.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus, I love your name

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don't stop being such a magnificent animal

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should definitely Google why

8 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 1

"Why do people want me anus?"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But he specifically said "sugar filled"...I don't see the issue

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't that only for the sugar free variety?

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

yes. The Sorbitol content is what does it.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yes it is, idk why everyone is concerned with the sugar ones.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's probably the brand. Haribo gummi bears are spotted and people think "They about to cry a mud river from they butthole."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know the why and I'm thankful for the concern. I didn't think about the possibility and would have been had.

8 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 0

I don't get it. It's just a post about candy in a box.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Google it. I laughed for hours...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go and eat a bunch of gummy bears. Find out first hand.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

They need to be Haribo sugar free gummy bears, regular ones are just regular.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0