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CaeJay
Chonky brain of smart hot dog vs flaky water cat brain.
PaulTomblin
Brain of shark, do do do do do, brain of shark... You’re welcome.
Mordy9
Anonymousdickster
Brain of dolphin thicc!
asoftstrawberry
Saw the first post before I saw your title and just assumed you titled it 'Rump Dump'.
Zanzetuken
#10 just reminds me of the 1st time my bros and I messed around with a can of aquanet and a lighter. Good times.
TyrannusEquus
I see you dolphin propaganda.
sonounitalianovero
#6 why she have 6 fingers? Wtf
soothenized
I need that TP holder
Anonamo
Same, it's awesome!
JohnSnot
*BN holder
StoopKidAfraidToLeaveHisStoop
Right away milord
quelin
#6 the hand
mornstalk
#9
weidermeijer
#2. The Duke of Nunavut.
understandable
This dump is...
ThePlaceOnlyWeKnow
#1 - shit tickets.
Txernobog
Need that toilet paper holder RIGHT NOW!!!
americangothicboi
Invite for #1
Youhavinagiraffe
#1 "Groom of the stool" was a genuine job in late middle ages England... what, did you expect English Kings to wipe their OWN arses?
screendler
#2 jeepers, how small is that man's penis?
Lekkanaai
Smaller than the tracks it left in the snow.
JustSomePersonThere
Smaller than the wavelength of visible light, thus invisible to a microscope ?
AdrianMole
Ask your mom.
screendler
She just laughed and didn't answer ?
Wowter99
Smaller than his Photoshop skills.
Thesdalos
Yep, No Tracks in the snow and no snow on the car
JustSomePersonThere
Re: “dancing” dog — dogs don’t dance, he looks like he’s suffering from some neurodegenerative disease and he can’t help it. Cruel of owners
Marniekoekie
What's the song tho?
JustSomePersonThere
https://youtu.be/kMXBJW1PuU8
Marniekoekie
Ty Ty Ty
JustSomePersonThere
My pleasure! Also, you should watch the classic Tun Burton film Bettlejuice.
MischiefMitts
I mean is it really harmful to the dog to have them put music over a video of it?
JustSomePersonThere
No, it’s it not. You have a point.
Walmartstallwithnolock
There needs to be a comma in there. My butt does not napkin some random dude's liege.
canipetthatdawg
Or an apostrophe
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Of course that’s what you would say
lDanielHolm
Better to omit the comma than put it in a wrong place if the sentence can be read without it. This one reads fine without a comma.
NotnomisEnialeSiol0
Hyphen
shadowracer
You're butt napkins, my liege.
MissSpelledTattoo
+1
jdore8
DRAG0NLORD58
Screen rant gifs are tight!
jbrightmans
"Your butt napkins, my liege."
Walmartstallwithnolock
skwint
What if his lord is _called_ napkins? Sir Napkins. "Your butt, Napkins, my liege."
MissSpelledTattoo
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Thanks, I hate it
DrKonrad
Five comma Suze? I don't get it
MissSpelledTattoo
lDanielHolm
It's a song: Karma Chameleon (but it sounds like "Comma")
shredordead
#9 WT actual F
GoldenPenisOfWisdom
How could they forget the bacon and black pudding!
PyroDragon
B E A N S !
POGassultraboot
A hearty nutritious breakfast. Actually looks good.
Jumbocactuar
Belongs in a Russian cursed picture compilation
HeadJamistan
jermbly
I can tell you what it isn't: pizza.
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Exactly. I don’t see bacon.
Tariovic
Well, helloooooo sexy!
Iinajoki360
Breakfast pizza
JeevesMk2
It's Scotland. This is from Scotland isn't it.
davebeastly
ButterfaceTaintClown
In case you're wondering, the question from this (adorable) documentary was, "what do you want for dinner?"
Night0Rage
Im pretty sure it was actually "Whats going on here...?"
ButterfaceTaintClown
omg, you're right. found - 1 false memory. source? meme.
Night0Rage
https://youtu.be/ZtAHGZffoLI
KeylessChuck
It's one of those English breakfasts people like to post while the Americans are sleeping...
Sarpedan
as a Brit i can say with full honesty that if someone tried to serve me this as a breakfast i would have them locked in a padded room
skywards
I really see nothing wrong with that
POGassultraboot
Neither do I. Damn Mexican family. As long as the crust has been buttered and the beans have some bacon in them. Ooh. Add some queso fresco
Zakcl
Chipotle chilli flakes in the beans as well.
POGassultraboot
Oooh. Sounds nice. I forget how my dad seasons his. They’re lit.
Zakcl
Beans on toast, chilli flakes in the beans, crumble strong cheddar on the top and blast it under the grill to melt the cheese.