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Nov 5, 2016 1:40 PM
mwasbabu16
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AdrocThurston
Now is my chance!
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NegentropyX
This is what happens when the aliens don't properly sterilize their probes.
goldars
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AtLeastWereNotDetroit
To be fair some people in the south do that too
liam33
oh america you guys really do think theres nothing outside of your borders dont you?
Fukyu2dei
The guy that drew this is american, is it really that weird seeing the ship over the NA continent and assuming they looked at the US?
TalkRlyehianToMe
Why do we think Aliens have the same standard of weird as us? I think Earth has some delusions of grandeur
InsertCleverandOriginalUsernameHere
Apparently America is the whole world
ashmenon
You DO realise that 50% of the world's population is concentrated in East and Southeast Asia, right? Why would they be looking at USA?
DwaneDibbley
Meanwhile, rest of the planet dont gives a shit.
DontTakeMeTooSeriously
AND NOW THEY'RE ELECTING THE LOBOTOMIZED PUMPKIN PRESIDENT! Get us the hell outta here, Bert!
DontTakeMeTooSeriously
I realize they're technically talking about the whole planet. I just saw the US and was excited to make my joke. I apologize for my folly.
Lichelf
If they are talking about Thanksgiving then they are only talking about a small part of the planet.
Mycologics
I always think it's weird we think aliens are this evolved species. But I always imagine they're the same weird things we are
QueenAntifa
I think it's more likely that they are like vegetables only more active
indarus
I bet they have dank memes too.
Mycologics
The dankest probably
Mycologics
And probably are at the same level of intelligence and space travel...
MomThaMeatloaf
Haha, Bert.
omgtessie
And next month we will prop up the skeletons of trees in our homes and decorate them.
D1gger
Bert is a common alien name
wazeewa
Just wait until they see Easter
ArchQuantum
I think we alienated them with our movies
ActuallyAPieceOfToast
TIL Aliens only watch America
HarryHobo97
Alien named Bert is a human-sympathizer and is in denial of this news
Amay7695
*less than 25% population.
Darjanator
One country on this planet*
QueenAntifa
weliveinaspaceshipdear
Oh my god what is this from
HeywouldJablowme
She needs like 2 more hearts
happychef86
Dude....no.
Sugarcrotch
well theres that
TheRealStalinWhoIsStandingUp
Thijssie88
QueenAntifa
And three more stomachs
d240vergara
The Artic sure is green
Sharkbiscuit
That's Russia. Although there should be an ice cap yes.
watercolortitties
Global warming.
SwarmLord
The thing is that there's no land under Artic's ice. With an exception of Greenland it all floats on the Arctic Ocean.
Begotten
The real reason is because our languages are essentially impossible to translate back and forth. Source: it's classified.
jhaneb
That awkward moment when America finds out they're the only ones shoving bread up turkeys in November...
outfcntrl
Ever had Balut?
CanadianCobraChicken
Canada does it in October
Rips4w
Not sure why that would be awkward. You wanna miss out on supreme deliciousness, that's on y'all.
randolphjcarter
True, we do it in December.
QueenAntifa
I don't. I usually shove bread up my cats butt though
MarcoPoloolo
"This planet" ... you mean "USA has serious issues"
Fukyu2dei
Dude really? We dont eat nasty rotten fish and tell people it's food
MarcoPoloolo
I just noticed how the USA apparently is the whole planet. No one else celebrates thanksgiving.