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But now I *am* actually removing them from my phone.
STAY TUNED!
I'll be releasing more MeeMays back into the wild each day between 11am and Noon EST, in my
""I'm not actually removing these from my phone, I just wanted to share them so that I could feel some sort of connection in this dismal world" Dumps"
Singing 80's and 90's Top 40 at the top of your lungs, no less.
But what about pregnant women, who technically have FOUR?
I'm struggling to debunk this, my hands are shaking, I think they might be onto something...
#Dump #Meme_Dump #Phone_Dump #AncientMemes #AdolfHitlerSchoolForTheArts #TheWhoring20s #EatingAppsTakingNaps #WhatIfNobodyShotJFK #AndHisHeadJustDidThat #SaveTheBEEEEEES #BeeLM
#EatNamesAndTakeAss #JettfreyEpsfuelCandnt #CommeltSteelBeamicide #FreeTheNipple
#IfYoureDeadInside #MasturbatingIsNecrophilia #AllTiddiesAreGoodTiddies
Vol. 1 https://imgur.com/gallery/MKoxsC0
Vol. 2 https://imgur.com/gallery/LuT8Tjh
Vol. 3 https://imgur.com/gallery/DwYKbXW
Vol. 4 https://imgur.com/gallery/hAKeS7B
Vol. 5 https://imgur.com/gallery/sn3GPn1
Vol. 6 https://imgur.com/gallery/X14rMhq
Vol. 7 https://imgur.com/gallery/8TycbEB
Vol. 8 https://imgur.com/gallery/DUpO8AW
Vol. 9 https://imgur.com/gallery/KJJgDnc
Vol 10 https://imgur.com/gallery/6nAbX3Z
Vol 11 https://imgur.com/gallery/HQcMJFS - Food
Vol 12 https://imgur.com/gallery/2MGl5x9 - Dinos and Bears
Vol 13 https://imgur.com/gallery/oT6pcnU - Therapy
Vol 14 https://imgur.com/gallery/YgRk6Es - BMD (Big Mood Disorder)
Vol 15 https://imgur.com/gallery/qiK2WtQ - MATURE
Vol 16 https://imgur.com/gallery/p51V73n
Vol 17 https://imgur.com/gallery/U1zD3DK
Vol 18 https://imgur.com/gallery/k7heWWP
Vol 19 https://imgur.com/gallery/H9apiBi
SpammersAreScum
#39 Narrator: And the Princess soon learned that there are, indeed, fates worse than death.
Hellmasker
#49 boy i hope that's not anxiety medication
pocketpython
#50 - implying that Brad Pitt ans Leo DiCaprio are the only actors who actually get paid. With Hollywood Accounting, that may be true...
ICallHimTechnor
Enjoyable dump, thanks!
Gryfer
that title hits close to home
PyroDragon
Go check out all the others, friend. Try Vols 13 & 14, "Therapy" and "Big Mood Disorder"
dycedycedyce
Meal Team Six.
4vie
... What would be a male version of a "Chaos Pixie"?
landofahz
Erratic Elf?
GutsTheStruggler
#18 Nice use of kerneling
ilhares
She's just looking to get shucked.
Mellayellafella1441
#49.
InDogITrust
Thats also how you look after taking the recommended dose
Mellayellafella1441
Lol!
nichoDriver
I enjoyed this very much... Thanks!
yoyo42
#18 I love me a good keming joke.
skuliMoonPrincess
#40 Í grew up on the farm were this houses are
VinnieNL
#18 BONK! go to corny jail
joshuasplinth
?
Technotoad64
she looks poppin'
ChonkyChungus69
I'd like to butter her up with compliments!
Sjama
#45 the baby is inside her and not part of the body (just connected by the umbilical cord)
MacClay
My DARE class wasn't bad. Cop said weed wasn't that bad but you shouldn't do it. Cocain is expensive. Crack will mess you up. Meth will mess
MacClay
you up even worse. PCP will make an old lady tear a door off a car and throw it at you. Those were all the drugs at the time, btw.
RightBrainFla
“Do you remember when we just had five drugs? Pepperidge Farms remembers”
00LimaRomeo
#12 that is a beautiful pub. ?
AsianLeprechaun
#27 Steve
PathologicalLier
#39 handless paraplegic immortality
skuliMoonPrincess
#47 buscat
PyroDragon
Never trust GooseBoat
Surisuule
Trust me pregnant women DO NOT count their spawn's arms as their own. Who spends all day punching their own bladder?
Sirtopumhat
#2 "There are snakes on the Internet ?" " Morty there is literally everything on the internet"
MushroomFiend
#1 God this meme annoys me every single time it's posted. Just because it can, doesn't mean it should in peace time. Just because your car
MushroomFiend
Can drive on three wheels, doesn't mean you go to work with three wheels if you can help it.
ConstantReader
#8
AverySillyName
it's not just that this episode somehow made it in tv that is baffling, it's the amount of times it aired.
emertonom
"Why, you're one of the healthiest little children I've ever seen! And such plentiful organs!"
chrisjfinlay
Zim, you’ve got head pigeons. Go to the nurse’s office.
PineappleMigraine
hehe... feetus
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
#41 That One Guy has a few bangers.
vengfish
#1 That thing would have kept flying it's mission if it only had 1 engine if it had been an actual emergency.
positiveleroy
And ‘grounded’ doesn’t mean ‘incapable of flying’, it means ‘not allowed to fly until you inspect to make sure there’s no major damage’.
Higure
"Can fly in an emergency" is not the same as "should fly on a normal day"
Chimichanga007
Honestly who cares if ww3 breaks out
PyroDragon
What if the Geese, Hornets, and Emus team up against us? Even with nukes, we have no chance.
SIGMA920
Also built to withstand a nuclear attack doesn't mean it can't be grounded because of safety reasons nor that a mundane reason like "We
SIGMA920
don't have the fuel to fly it at the present time." can be why it's grounded.
DuxNautarum
Well, the fuel one isn't really an issue, but yeah.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
#28 They could have used "fornicating"... at least it starts with an f.
QuipAdvisor
BalanceProblems
I always appreciate a good fucking joke.
tyrantelf
But then the substitution wouldn't have been as obvious
Ninjainslippers
My psych professor explained it like this. But with a little pause on the ffff for comedic effect. He got some laughs.
combatwombat0
Foolin' around. Fumbling with the wumbly. Four legged fortrot. Frickle frackle. Feeding the kitty
SacrificialClam
#9 No one finds this funny. It's very insulting and Sarah should remove it from imgur.
PyroDragon
@SrirachaPlease
parker06
I was about to downvote you then I saw your username
tomfiggity
You should call the internet and talk to the manager
SacrificialClam
I have them on speed dial. Hello, yes. I need to speak to Mr. Gates right now.
PyroDragon
well there's your problem, Al Gore is the president of the internet, not Bill Gates.
SacrificialClam
That's what they WANT you to think! But trust me, Im a doctor and I know these things.
turketron3000
For the plane thing, it's FAA policy to ground a plane and conduct an investigation after a bird strike.
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taqPCR
You mean the airborne command post and comms relay made to be able to send orders to launch ICBMs and SLBMs?
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taqPCR
I'm pretty sure it's doomsday regardless of which plane sends the order. Be it the E-4, E-6, or even the Russian equivalents.
Lethous
Yeah tacamo and naoc aren’t the same thing. That headline really misrepresents things.
Sleepingpanda1260
Does anyone know who won the fight?
Daaabloons
https://youtu.be/jP6dvgo25Z8
RelartOfGivia
How could the TRex's not win? It's only 80 chickens per Trex.
PyroDragon
What if it's the chickens from Zelda?
affe0811
i see you have never fended yourself against a chicken before
anlkeynz
I wonder how many chickens it would take to kill a t-Rex?
parker06
about 2 trillion, but if there's a goose around... /laughs in t-rex has no chance/
Sleepingpanda1260
Short arms could make leaning down to bite a chicken an issue
RelartOfGivia
They can stomp them no?
Sleepingpanda1260
They can, but chickens are small, quick and agile