Forbidden spice

Nov 30, 2019 11:51 AM

FrozenFoodGuy

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Put...put your dick in it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You gotta pull the tab before the pepper comes out.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O NO is right

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably could get arrested for having drug paraphernalia!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anything is a toy if you play with it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to know a retarded retard who genuinely believed guns were toys and would happily argue you on this.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show it some French and they will run again

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twisting the end will probably ruin your food

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stikk bomb

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ono is right...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, it will grind pepper alright

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ye olde trench tenderiser.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spicy ShakeWeight

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How to use: https://youtu.be/mRAktdhdpNc

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Free Ticket to Paris

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well... i supose it grinds too much for my cooking style

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Ah the ole Ullapool Caber!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“ONO”!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pull the string at the bottom for maximum pepper.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ONO

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My non-english speaking friend would like to know what “ONO” means.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OH NO

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ideal for treating your guests to an explosion of flavor.

6 years ago | Likes 299 Dislikes 1

Everything will taste bomb.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In the words of world renowned chef Emeril Lagasse: BAM!

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

You misspelt intergalactic celebrity chef, Chef Elzar. BAM!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Better knock that up a notch!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can get salt and pepper grinders like that on this site: http://www.fragileforces.com/products

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

looks cool

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Paige no!

6 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 5

Thank you +1

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

PAIGE YES!

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

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6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Paige is gonna have some bomb pussy, thank you, I'm leaving now.

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 3

@PaigeYes it's been awhile, hope you had a great Thanksgiving! Assuming you're American...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Im not, yet i can still wish a happy holiday to the rest of the world anyways

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There once was a girl named Alice, who used dynamite as a phallus. They found her vagina in North Carolina and bits of her tits in Dallas!

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sooo...how much is 30 pounds in American? Asking for a friend

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About 15 kilograms.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meant currency but, I didn't specify. Take my upvote

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Stielhandgrindnate

6 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 2

Stielhandgranate*

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Gesundheit

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It handgrindnate’s stiel

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ZIS IS AN OBEN ABSTIMMUNG. IT ABSTIMMUNGS OBEN.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I pronounced it in a german accent

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

^ the most important part

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A german accent or a 'german' accent? For comparison https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Handgranate#Pronunciation

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hans, holen die stielhandgranate

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Hans, hol die Stielhandgranate

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*hol, imperative singular. Not to be confused with 'hohl', which means hollow.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Wer bist du? (Am bad at German) p.s: is just joking (bad English on porpose btw)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The German sentence was the only correct one here. lol

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That is definitely a potato masher.

6 years ago | Likes 778 Dislikes 2

it'll mash a person easy

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Kraut masher

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

No, quite the opposite. https://ww2db.com/weapon.php?q=153

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I thought it was a drink muddler...for MOJITOS

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is OBVIOUSLY a meat tenderizer good sir.

6 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

it'll do either or, up to a distance of about 10-15m

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

If that's true I guess it should be branded as the "Thrown Instant Shepard's Pie Maker"

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What is it actually?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The thing someone in a trench fears the most

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

An WWII German grenade, nicknamed "potato mashers" for their appearance.

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Oh snap. Thanks!

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

you unscrew the cap on the right. pull string and toss. voila big bada boom.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

and find out some german took the delay fuse out, hoping some russian picked it up to try toss it at him.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hot potato!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Serious question, what's the benefit of the pineapple or ball grenade over this style? Seems like this would be easier to throw further.

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Yes but it took you longer to arm it and once armed you could not disarm them. That was the real reason. Plus space and mass.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

US grenades were partly designed to be similar to a baseball because every good Merican boy growing up in the 30s could throw a baseball

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

It's probably also more likely to get caught on a corner of a building or edge of a trench than a ball, because of its length, and rebound

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Look up the weight/bulk of what a GI carries, anything you can do to shed ounces of individual equipment saves knees.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Yep. Grams are decagrames and decagrames are kilograms per kilometer or mile

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read somewhere that American designs were made to resemble a baseball in size & weight, presumably to make it more thrower friendly

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

This. You can throw a baseball grenade MUCH farther than something shaped like a baton.

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True

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I guess it makes sense to make something very similar to an everyday object that most people grow up throwing

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

More compact so easier to carry and harder to spot/shoot in the air are just 2 guesses

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Do you have any idea the skill it would take to shoot a grenade out of the air with anything less than birdshot!?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That's one of the reasons the trench gun was so popular. Shotgus are gread for nades.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You have to unscrew the bottom lid to “fire” it, I guess that takes longer.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

True, though that has nothing to do with a handle. It is more about design of the fuse.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, the wooden handle has to be produced, shipped and carried. As hand grenades are used in millions, saving on that is substantial. //

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Soldier would probably be able to carry more grenades without that handle. And the same weight would be used for explosive/fragments, //

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

so each of that grenades would be more efficient. On top of that, the design on potato masher's fuse was quite archaic.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

They produce a greater fragmentation that this. This was filled with shrapnel. The others produced it

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Lots of ball design grenades use ready fragments. Lots of other munitions do. That is not a disadvantage by itself.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They manufactured a sleeve that went over the standard stielhandgranate that gave it more fragmentation capabilities, not that it's better

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I’m pretty sure cost also was involved. The Germans usually did t have the assembly line and had a “high quality/closer tolerance” motto

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This was designed as an offensive grenade, it was a concussive weapon, it relied on blast effect. It didnt have shrapnel in it.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

?Absolutely right. Most people may not know there are both offensive and defensive grenades.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This has a really cool answer. There are no throwing sports in Germany, so they don’t throw very well or very far. The wood handle was...

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Was there to facilitate greater throwing range. American soldiers, so many of whom were skilled in baseball...

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Could throw their grenades amazing distances with unholy accuracy. Imagine being a German soldier...

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Seeing Americans 100 meters away and thinking “they could never throw this far or this accurately to harm us...

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

And then have the American toss a grenade 100 meters right into their foxhole. Dumbfounding the Germans.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I have seen somewhere that they designed them like this so they did not roll back down a hill.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good point

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0