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MagicManMikeHoncho
STAR T H E L A S T J E D I WARS.
feuerwehrmann
The german title explies the plural of jedi
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
"Luke Skywalker dies"
Imnotasithlord
Or maybe this happens .............. https://imgur.com/oronUx5
RedWineAndSkyrim
"Don't fuck with the Jedi master, son"
Pominator91
Holy shit is that Mark Hamill? Love him in Flash and the Arkham games
fluhatinrapper
God, I hope your serious.
MichaelCBennett
Wing commander FTW
Saturniidae
Since Leia dies, I wouldn't be surprised if they rewrote the script so Luke lives. Killing them both of in one movie? Too much.
QuiteADapperAsshole
I feel like this is implying Luke is a badass and I have an alternative description.
ilikechocolatemilkMORE
With trailer something came up. She and Ren are twins maybe?
boopduck
The movie title is plural... Look at the title in other languages such as German, Greek or French
slodengo
Jep, that is true. German title is "die letzten Jedi" plural. Singular would be "Der letzte Jedi"
walkingtallmachinegunman
No thanks, I'll take your word for it. Not about to spend the next hour learning various plural and singular words across multiple languages
bully3510
True. "Jedi" is kinda like "Moose"
GrantLeavitt
Meese.
WilliamShatinher
Damnit.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Not according to Rian Johnson... Luke is the last Jedi. Blame the translators in the foreign marketing teams for doing that.
KingORedLions
They're using campaigns of misinformation to prevent people from knowing too much about the plot before it releases. (and to dodge rumours)
LokiKingOfJotunheim
FaoySamfs
Luke Skywalker was supposed to be the most powerful Jedi that ever lived. Who knows now though.
Munchman347
'My Dad tried to kill me and he wasn't handy enough...'
cfgrs
Does it frighten anyone that now there will be two? TWO?! THE RULE OF TWO!?!? They wouldn't... would they?
MichaelCBennett
It's a rule isn't it.
cfgrs
You heard it here first, folks; they're going to become Sith.
xrufus7x
More of a guideline really. Like the pirate code.
techfreak243
I could see Mark Hamill actually doing third
ijust12bcd8d
He called her "Sweetheart" isn't that against some sort of PC/SJW movie script manifesto or something/another? Hope he doesn't do jail time.
DizzyO2
This aged well
DannyDoritos
Luke will die in 9 because he’s the yoda/Padme of this trilogy
FluffehBunneh
Yoda, because he trains Rey, right? :) Padmé, because...he will bear someone's children and die in childbirth, from a broken heart?
Yacobs21
DannyDoritos
Important to the lead in the second and getting fully connected to them in the third
Topherho
Daisy and the dude from girls fall in love and finally bring balance to the force. Their kid is the last Jedi.
fartharder
An inbred child of the force.
Yojoo
I think it's less about literal death and more about the end of Jedi as a group. Luke has recognized that Jedi cause more harm than good.
Yojoo
Between Vader and Kylo, not to mention plenty of others in whatever counts as canon EU, so many major villains were once Jedi.
Yojoo
They're a repressed and volatile faction that turn to evil far too often to be worth keeping around.
fudgeman
The last Jedi is Luke. He's Gunna train Rey but only in combat. The Jedi ways die with Luke
fudgeman
Not spoilers, just my theory
user843
this is going to really happen. there will be some light and dark force comby
Lizzylamers
He becomes a Grey, which isn’t a Jedi, it’s the mix of good and evil. No absolutes or required abstinence.
Meikhaila
Yup! Asoka was the first Grey Jedi as she left the Jedi order and never turned to the 'dark side'. Her light saber was white :)
overzealot
Also, he clearly has the high ground.
boopduck
why does this comment have so many upvotes, that joke wasn't even funny in 2005
LaughingSeraphim
But girl power.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Luke to Vader: "It's over, Father, I have the high ground." | Vader to Luke: "Fuck that shit." [Chucks fucking lightsaber]
mt77932
It's a good thing I'm alone in the bathroom right now because I just laughed hysterically at this.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Skywalkers don't do good with high ground
gablestout
Applepotamus
Jusmar
GrantLeavitt
Upvoted your comment, only to realize i screwed up the 1337 upvotes. Or "LEET" in some circles.
BanesOnAPlane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Pqz2WDiIw
SephiRothIRA
A lot more cloudy there on the high ground.
Infamouse
Applepotamus
Applepotamus
Duffman26
A final lesson taught by good ol Ben
Jusmar
Applepotamus
ihavethelowground
He has sand in his eyes
lncorrectGrammerNazi
I hate sand. It's course, rough, and it gets everywhere.
smallskillerofhambino
"My final lesson to your father"
TobyCheng
Ol' Benny
ketochris
Hello there
eetsumkaus
he certainly forgot that lesson, as he fought Vader on even ground
Duffman26
That needs to be a meme
Yessirthecheckisinthemail
They are shoving Rey down our throats...yeesh...slow down and develop the character already. So far Rogue One captured the originals best..
splurgh
I still think that Force Awakens was hampered as a movie because they needed to reintroduce people to the franchise again.
GapingAnalCavity
Pity that there doesn't seem to be any middle ground between total Mary Sue and wet blanket just along for the ride.
Yojoo
I think Rey got as much character building as Luke did in the first movie, no? They're both magic desert orphans.
Yessirthecheckisinthemail
Luke was a slow burn to jedi master, we were along for the ride..they've made rey a "god" from the get go. Meh..
Yojoo
Luke blew up the Death Star with no targetting computer his first time flying an X-wing. Rey intentionally has a mysterious past.
Yessirthecheckisinthemail
Luke was already an accomplished pilot... Rey had never piloted anything or held a lightsaber. She handled both expertly off the bat..
Yojoo
Similar to Luke, Rey had quite a bit of experience piloting in the atmosphere. She also demonstrated quite a bit of hand-to-hand experience.
Gear1solidx
What would be cool? Is, seeing them joining forces on this B+%*^
“Abeloth”
boopduck
tentacles
ClassC
Abeloth is fucking terrifying just for her sheer power
BlankMage
mistafancypants
This
TheOneTrueDave
Abeloth: a villain from a series of Star Wars books called "Fate of the Jedi". For more, read. It has been said no one can explain Abeloth.
yesigetitivape
They said that Luke is gonna turn to dark side... is it true or just a theory
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
A GAME THEORY!
FrancoUnAmerican
interesting view.
NeilTysonsAstrophysics
Everything is a theory until the movie comes out, just like the last two that came out.
mountainofpuppies
I think if you take jedi as only light, he's gonna try incorporate both light and dark like force users of old.
philosoraptor1000
More of a grey Jedi.
MartyMcNugget
A massive Grey Lord
MichaelCBennett
Well, he some dark side shit in the original trilogy, so if anyone was going to represent a grey it would be Luke.
MrDeadsr
It's from the books that are no longer cannon
TekPriest1975
+1 for Dark Force Rising.....
CurstNecromancer
Those books were fantastic, although they had Chewbacca die. It was a death befitting a Wookiee but still...
Bassnecker
Worst (to me, as a fan) and most liberating (probably to Abrams, but everyone in the movie) thing about the mantle.
Coolbacca
And he took all the 'freedom' to just rehash episode IV?
thegarlicawakens
Let's not forget that Disney writes their stuff in panels. Abrams really did not have as much story control as we may think.
thegarlicawakens
Episode VII was always meant to be a 'play it safe' movie.
bluedrake62
I keep seeing all these star wars posts, and I have no idea what sparked them. Could someone please explain to me whatit was that I missed?
mycatToastwasafatasshole
The new trailer dropped and right after tickets went on sale for the December 15th opening.
bluedrake62
Hoooly moley
ImgurScienceChannel
The new trailer just dropped! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ
bluedrake62
Thank you @ImgurScienceChannel !
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Except he's not training her to become a Jedi... That would defeat the purpose of his statement that the Jedi must end.
aluriilol
^ this for sure. Gotta be.
Zaayl
Yeah, my theory is he has been meditating on a new philosophy to train people under, so mistakes of the past dont repeat again.
Gruumy
Maybe something like wielding the entire force instead of just being light or dark since both affect you mentally
Zaayl
I kinda doubt that simply because of how SW story telling has been done and is being done, its always a clear good vs. evil line.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
the Force. The chosen one wiping out the Jedi was correcting an imbalance towards the light side if you think about it. (2/2)
Zaayl
Thats assuming that dark side use isnt "imbalance" in and of itself. There are many interpretations, in and out of universe.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Leaning towards either light or dark would create an imbalance. The Guardians of the Whills believed in a balance much like the Grey Jedi.
SepticStorm
yes, Vader wiped out both the light and the dark. being a part of the system, vader had to die as well. his son was then destined to
LokiKingOfJotunheim
If you look at the book from the first trailer, it looks like the symbol of the Guardians of the Whills. They believe in a balance in (1/2)
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
"You think so? Why don't we take it to a vote? A show of hands for everybody who thinks I'll be the one who survives."
NeoHelios
Sadly Luke would die. I mean since Star Wars is a Mary Sue epic, now, and all... XD. *braces for downvotes* "Run away!!!"
SoftFur
Ohh, don’t ask my hands. I use them to wipe my ass and for asexual gratification. Those shit whores aren’t movie aficionados.
GatCat
Wow.
SippyTurtle
*Luke raises his hand but it's his robot hand so it doesn't count*
MundaneFinality
In this movie? Id bet he survives. In 9, id bet he dies.
jsnforce
Luke: *Force restrains her* Oh, so we're agreed.
aeomirblue
I see what you did there!
Applepotamus
can we go back to killing younglings?
dschuma
*Luke holds Rey's hands down with the force*
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
I'm just upset because I grew up on the original EU... and now all of those stories just 'didn't happen.' 1/2
DeadWombat
The books were so good
MundaneFinality
Tbf a lot of the old eu sucked. And a lot of the good parts are being reincorporated over time.
NeoHelios
This needs a lot more upvotes. Poor, poor new fans. They never knew what they missed.
Felderburg
If you remember them, they happened. Just imagine it's an alternate reality or something.
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
It's all I can do. Rick & Morty style.
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
IMHO, the new trilogy is just marketing for Disney toys. This should probably be a puffin, but I'm lazy today. 2/2
MundaneFinality
*porg
xrufus7x
2/2 Disney didn't gather them all up and burn them.
xrufus7x
The whole franchise has always been one giant commercial. It is what made Lucas rich. Also, EU is just an alternate timeline. 1/2
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
If you think that only Disney's recent additions to the SW universe is designed to sell stuff, ypu havent paid enough attention through the>
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
First 2 trilogys
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
The original trilogy was DOPE; second was a money grab by Lucasfilm, third is a money grab by Disney.
DrKriegersClone
The series has been a marketing vehicle for toys since at least Empire. Lucas got merch revenue written into his contract from the 1/
DrKriegersClone
2/ beginning of the series, so once the first one did well, he was motivated to push the sequels and prequels in that direction.
AdoptedSon
I respectfully disagree as a teen in the 90s, I read every EU I could, and while some was great, most was garbage puffed fanfic. I have 1/?
AdoptedSon
yet to read anything in the new EU I haven't enjoyed. Wait I take that back. C3POs red arm story was stupid and unnecessary. 2/2
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
I was born in '89, so I concede to your seasoned views. I probably didn't read as much as you. The New Jedi Order was my SHIT, tho.
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
The ahsoka book is so good they could have made it into its own movie.
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
So, I'm curious, what do you think the original EU was? Cause if it wasn't marketing for the same product then it's just glorified fanfics.
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
Glorified fanfics written by professional authors and published into paperback novels I got for birthdays & Christmases. I was a kid.
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
So get the new ones. Many of the authors that wrote those ones are writing new ones too. Timothy Zahn just wrote a new take on Thrawn 1/?
AlexDuos
I want to see the look on people's faces when they see Chewbacca's roar of defiance as that moon fell on Serpindal.
AlexDuos
*falls
bbirbb
And the whole reason they were even there was to save stupid fucking Anakin. If he hadn't been a twat, Chewie wouldn't have died.
Coolbacca
Would have been far more impactful than Han getting stabbed his emo son cause...reasons?
xrufus7x
Cause it shows Kylo is divided and Harrison Ford made them do it.
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
YES! They killed the "family dog!"
thegarlicawakens
Yeah. I closed the book at that point. Didn't pick it up again for a couple of days. Really fucking sad.
Aohrak
id like to vote for luke please.
IDriveforGloober
I have a theory that the twist reveal will be that Kylo and Ren end up switching sides, but it doesn't really hold up much.
FuckPaulyShore
Wrong. Too interesting and dynamic characters cant exist in the new movies
Canadoug
The characters can't be too interesting?
TheBiggestRipOffSinceWebster
I said the same thing after watching the last trailer. Ren turns back by movie 3 to take on evil Rey, the grand daughter of Palpatine.
FreedomWaffles
nah bruh. hey are gonna team up against the big bad. but are going to become moral grey area force users that fight for political correctnes
jtahtinen
So Kylo Ren will be called Ren Kylo?
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
Worse. Kyle Ren.
JumpingBalogna
Even worse, Kyle Corn
anotherusernamed
Rylo Ken.
TheDumbWiseOne
Sylo Ben?
Tkeleth
"Hiya Rylo!" "Hi Ken!" "Do you wanna go for a Rylo?" "Sure, jump in!" "I'm a Jedi girl, in a Jedi world..."
Ravenuser
Nyello Rylo!
jpb103
My theory is he catches a spook from witnessing the power of Rey so he spends the rest of the movie doing the traditional Skywalker sulk.
fluhatinrapper
So, Spaghett will be there? Spooking him?
ThenIDefyYouStars
Yesss catch a spook!
jpb103
'tis the season. Watch out for skeletons, my friend.
thecheesedip
I have a theory that Luke finally understands the balance thing, and Rey and Kylo will end up "grey" force users. No jedi. No sith. Balance.
BasisPoints
That would be a wonderful story... but it won't happen. That would remove a major source of conflict, and thus 50 more future movies $$$$
blacksheepcannibal
Don't they have weird anti-force aliens in the EU?
TekPriest1975
I second that motion.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
If you go by the introduction of the Whills into canon, this is the most likely scenario. Possibly confirmed by the book in the 1st trailer.
HugfordBlops
And that story angle was seeded into Rebels (which is Canon) with the character of the Bindu (sp?)
LokiKingOfJotunheim
I would absolutely agree with that. I'm wondering if he is one of the Whills that Lucas had envisioned.
SepticStorm
kylo and ren will join each other. light tempering dark, dark tempering light. bringing balance. and both the sith & jedi will cease
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SepticStorm
he serves a Sith tho. but that fact just aids the idea that Kylo is "Sith light" matched with Rey's past(anger) making her "jedi dark"...
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SepticStorm
thats an interesting theory... I like it.
SepticStorm
the idea is that they both fall short of the absolute they seem to follow. putting the 2 in the middle ground. 2 of the most powerful force
SepticStorm
users ever, and they do not fully fall under either ideology. they stand to form a powerfull balanced force in the middle.
Rizen415
there's theory that Ren is of Kenobi blood
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
Rylo Kenobi
DrClaww
Obviously, she's Mace Windu's daughter...
SpockIsMyHomeboy
DrClaww
*coughs*...
Coolbacca
She ages well for a 30+ year old
Tjmalt421
She’s granddaughter not daughter
TooManyNamesHaveBeenTaken
You might want to sit down for this: grandchildren.
Coolbacca
What would even be the point of that? Why not make her his neighbors twice removed cousin's cat sitter?
TooManyNamesHaveBeenTaken
Anakin's grandson versus Kenobi's granddaughter. I didn't write the original comment, just saying Rey doesn't have to be his child.
xrufus7x
I am still sort of hoping she is a descendant of Revan and Bastila
Nobody7713
I'm pretty sure that's no longer technically canon in the new ones, unfortunately.
xrufus7x
Neither was Thrawn for a while. Disney can bring in whatever they want from the old canon and have grabbed pieces of it before.
SomethingsShadow
Did kenobi get it on with leia during IV and she had a delayed pregnancy or am I missing something?
MichaelCBennett
The rumor that she's Kylo's sister died when the force awakens released. Unless the solo's somehow "forgot" they had two kids.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
No, but Kenobi did have a thing with Duchess Satine Kryze. So Rey could possibly be his granddaughter. Assuming they procreated...
Tjmalt421
Kenobi spent 2 decades alone on a desert without the Jedi order. Theory is that he had a love interest on Tatooine and sent her away.
Tjmalt421
Kenobi’s son/daughter had a daughter, which is Rey. Making Rey Obi Wan’s granddaughter. Youtube has compelling “proof” videos.
Coolbacca
Would be an incredible twist but no way in hell Disney would give up all the feel good girl power/princess marketing Rey generates
twerksforfish
I wish she and Kylo should get together and have evil little spawn.
youthmin1
Yeah, because they don't make any money selling villain merchandise. Vader and Kylo Ren stuff doesn't sell at all.
xrufus7x
I bet she will stumble but won't completely fall.
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xrufus7x
Maybe they will mix it up and take a leg.
motorwaffle
That or they both leave their respective orders to try and break the Jedi/Sith conflict cycle.
SepticStorm
every force in the universe has its opposit. absolute good, has absolute evil. dangerous when you give those forces absolute power.
SepticStorm
concentrate that power instead at the nexus of good and evil and they can keep both extremes in check.
xrufus7x
They aren't Sith. They are just dark side users.
motorwaffle
"Always the same. The Sith. The Empire. The First Order." -Orange Totally-Not-Yoda
xrufus7x
The First Order is the same because it is the remnants of the Empire. 1/2
xrufus7x
2/2 The Order of Ren may only have Dark Side user in common with the Sith.
EricFromAccounts
You and literally tens of thousands of commenters and bloggers and youtubers and randoms have that theory, GUARANTEEING that it wont happen.
cheeseguy3412
I still think she's Anakin reincarnated. Anakin fell from liking a hot woman and hating sand. Rey, a hot woman, was living on Tatooine.
cheeseguy3412
Downvotes for a silly theory? Well alrighty then, I stand by the joke. Have fun.
xrufus7x
To be fair, he hated sand because it reminded of him of the planet that he and his mom were slaves on.
EricFromAccounts
She lived on Jakku, but yes, a desert planet nonetheless.
cheeseguy3412
... I fail at star wars lore this morning, thanks for the correction.
cheeseguy3412
It would have been perfect karma from how he lived his past life.
melodramaticbat
I hope that reincarnation plays a part. Would mean that force awakens being a clone of 4 would be more than just lazy ass writing