MissySassy
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Who is she?
Feb 3, 2022 1:39 AM
MissySassy
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1748
153
Who is she?
NLP32
I think you misspelled “METH.”
ProgeriaProstitutes
They're both just using the resources they have to seduce a partner
KiwiGameDev
Why would I give a damn lol
LuckyMan9
Joe is in extreme debt and Amanda ain't all that bright.
Holinyx05
Why ya'll hating on old fat guys?
ProudAussie
How many times can 64 go into 23?
johnvilnis
It’s wonderful to see rich old men find the love of their life after earning so much wealth.
ZiegfeldDeVil
Or OR he's groomed her and is a predator and she's the victim.
knotch2
at least 300k a year
Rasdwa
RE:RE:RE:RE:FWD:RE: so funny, Margaret! How are the kids?
IWantToHugEveryCat
DashingTimelord
FACEBOOK ASS JAYPEG ASS SHIT WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS WEBSITE
ReturnOfActionCheese
SkamanSam
He could have a huge dick for all we know.
1shader1
that's why many guys have pets, animals never fake love
Inkfinger
Stop shaming people for finding whatever sliver of happiness they can in the perpetual, abject terror of existence.
JohnBigboote74
At least $3.00
LaffertyDanie1
elmagoPrincess
Idk. I know alot more men who are gold diggers then females
xochristoxo
Damn there’s a lot of parking there
2Scoops365
Came looking for someone else who saw this.
iHATEcAPSlOCK
10 money, at least.
crazymojomonkey
I had 10 money once. It was nice.
Lappyrat92
I say as long as they’re happy who are we to judge
Fishkeeper
"I have legitimate concerns about the healthiness of this relationship, as one party has a significant maturity advantage over the other" is
Fishkeeper
a pretty reasonable concern. "Technically an adult" doesn't mean "as mature as someone in their 50s".
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Plenty of immature 50 year olds.
Fishkeeper
Still got more life experience than someone in their 20s.
jakistamlogin
you jelly?
ProgeriaProstitutes
Jep
MissySassy
yes
jakistamlogin
yeah, me too :(
Kagenical
lmao. I love this.
IAmDrBanner
If women want to shag rich old dudes for money, and rich old dudes want to pay for a loveless relationship, it is nobody's business so /1
trikks
If loveless means not having to deal with all her shit I'm not against.
IAmDrBanner
long as everyone involved is a consenting adult aware of the situation. The world could do with people being a bit less judgmental. /2
Copperbrat
This. So cringey to see this incel shit still make it to FP on imgur.
tabbie420
I married well and I'm not ashamed.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Good. That makes everyone happy. That’s how that works.
catscatscatscat
We have very different definitions of ‘well’ when it comes to a lifelong companion and priorities therein.
djKittenJunkie
He/ she did not define what they meant with well? So what do you mean with ‘well’
catscatscatscat
Except they did. In another comment “I get security and he gets young pussy”.
BrownNoteOrchestra
Better stash some cash. That pussy won’t be young forever
tabbie420
And he won't be alive forever. Tee hee.
thepuppeteer777
Insert true yet so dangerous meme.jpg
BrownNoteOrchestra
Damn ..how old is this guy? The first person the police question is the wife
RElGNMAN
OmnesMundiLardum
tabbie420
I'm fighting?
ligmabolz
I didn't think so, but you need to get ready. Sounds like the other person is getting ready for a fight.
Widowreaper
Tabbe I'll fight you
tabbie420
Come at me, bro!
WhistleTightFartBox
Fuck you. I'm fighting them first.
AtLeastImWearingUnderwear
My wife is four years older than me. That's how broke I am
Machi4vel
That how depressed your wife is?
AtLeastImWearingUnderwear
Gets any worse, she'll probably join Imgur
Machi4vel
Pray for not or she‘ll see your favorites, she‘ll never stop laughing then ;-)
RustyBShackleford
You. Are. Hysterical!
downvoteacct
My wife is 13 years older than me, I’m at the bottom. . . but I hit the jackpot with her, she is a wonderful woman.
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
both of them are adults already ... so i don't see a problem aside from it might be uncomfy for others. or am missing something?
Crazygamer1337
it's a sugar daddy joke
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
yah i know.
Seanspeed
For me, it's just the dishonesty of the situation. I would have less of a problem if they didn't pretend to be in love, or at least the
Seanspeed
guy was pretty clear he's aware of the situation and not just being taken advantage of.
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
well maybe they are in love.
Seanspeed
Like I said, if that's made apparent, I'm good. I think we have reasonable suspicion that any love might not be mutual, though...
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
lol you have a point.
Fishkeeper
She does not look 23, for one. And there's a chunk of time in the early 20s where someone is technically an adult, but not really in a good
Fishkeeper
place to be having a romantic relationship with someone significantly older than them. The difference in life experience can be an issue.
tankerofquetzals
I was a 23-year-old toy boy. I learned a lot. Don't judge without knowing the people.
Fishkeeper
A relationship where one party is in their early 20s and the other party is at least twice their age is suspect, period.
Fishkeeper
Could it be healthy? With great care on the parts of all involved, yeah, sure. Is it likely to be? Not so much.
Fishkeeper
People don't seek out partners significantly younger than them for good reasons.
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
not as much a this guy NSFW
Jwhite777
This is why boys should go to college. This is also why girls should go to college...
gis4gif
Yes: Not Safe For Water
Vyrro
I know...no strap on those sunglasses at all
Primatebuddy
Homey looks like a tree sloth.
MissySassy
Boys, if you're rich this is what you get when you're older. Girls, if you're dumb, this is what you get when you're older.
Citizen0
Not a great lesson to take away from this: Boys can aspire to buy sex and girls can always sell sex, if they don't want to study.
Illendor
But you better make it last sweetie, cause he's gonna want to upgrade to a younger model pretty often..
datphone777365
gona do that regardless.
eetsumkaus
that's why you marry the ones that don't have much longer left
MissySassy
Like Melania did with Trump?
eetsumkaus
I think we've been seeing that Melania is starting to find out she's signed up for more than she bargained for
FlightyZoosh
Gargwill
Fucking flagbangers.
PhillSeeley
#1
Holinyx05
my spirit animal
DragonBjorne
Seriously what is the context for this???
Sigge1981
It's an act. They have more videos like this.
billpostersisinnocent
That a Metallica flag?
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
If it is, it'd be in character.
ScrapCode
Mataleca CHEEEEAH!
DaMummy
She did fuck off :/ They split.
MadPirateBippy
Good, I always hoped she'd bounce. I can't imagine putting up with someone, much less a partner, treating me like that.
DaMummy
It was a character for social media. No idea what he's like actually. They have some good videos/skits on youtube
peterhinzkunz
did they?
MangoLassi
Felt like you needed this.
ChaosPersonified
Depends on if Joe is renting or buying. And if it flies, floats, or f***s- it's cheaper to rent.
Axianamos
We can swear on the internet you know. No one will get mad.
ChaosPersonified
I blame the website, that's not what I typed.
fbutt09
Are you saying, similar to mobile phone payments, we do “pay as you go” when it comes to a partner? Rather than “contract”? Lol
LupusLilium
A signed contract eventually ends up in the wrong hands. But if you pay an LLC from a shell company that then pays another shell company you
LupusLilium
could just walk away at any moment. /s But also there is the old saying 'why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free'.
MissySassy
I think the real question is why would you pay for the cow if the milk is free? Also, if the milk is milkshake then I want it
datphone777365
the milk is never free. and with his money he can make his own expiration date rules.
ZiegfeldDeVil
Wow, you get free milk? Must have quite the connection with a farmer. Don't get how it's connected to the post
CaptainHowdyonmeds
That's what brought all the boys to the yard
ChaosPersonified
Asked a rancher I know. He said option the cow and sell the milk. I'm now fairly confused at the whole prospect, and no closer to Joe's cash
Hurro
That's right where corporate and financial places want you
CaptainHowdyonmeds
Pimping ain't easy...
turkeydonkey
Maybe I'm just old, but I think 23 is a high estimate here.
SoMuchPooPooSon
Honestly, the picture is too grainy to be sure, but you could be right.
shoe47
No, seems like a woman in her 20’s. Maybe your just old.
KarakLohr
Im getting to that age where anyone under 30 looks like a kid
Grax32
TV and movies do that to you. Actual teenagers look like babies and 20-somethings look like teens.
datphone777365
hmm those implants def look younger, ya might be right.
barnsandnobel
Honestly the older i get the younger they seem. Like 25? Might as well be 18 and i aint interested.
UncleBach
Or low, u'll never know.
evangrumling5
Epstein island pics?
Tarlon
I honestly can't tell between the late teen years and young adulthood. Puberty hitting them waaay too early these days.
ProgeriaProstitutes
It's just you getting old
Kabe59
That's not gonna hold up in court
Tarlon
Which is why I'm not touching any woman that looks a day below 25 with a 10 foot pole
porcinechoirmaster
Yeah, between better nutrition and unknown scary other factors, kids are starting puberty as young as eight. Worrisome.
Tarlon
I worked at a school once and the 14-year-olds looked closer to 19. It didnt help that they dressed suggestively either.
Frostycopper
I think it's the lack of pixels
Noctourn
I also look better/younger when my pictures have fewer pixels. Though for best results I turn off the light
PullThePinAndCountToWhat
I worked at 711 for a bit; 2 women came in 1 day and 1 of them went to get alcohol. When they came up, i looked at both of them and said >>
PullThePinAndCountToWhat
>>i needed to see ID from both of them. The one who didn't bring the alcohol said it was for just her, as the other was only 13. >>
PullThePinAndCountToWhat
I literally didn't say anything for 5 seconds, as i couldn't believe she was any younger than 17. You don't realize how soon people grow >>
PullThePinAndCountToWhat
>> until you are required to judge them at a glance. For instance, i grew to 6' at only 13; was asked a lot if i was a 12th grader in 9th.
Solvedmind
Is she’s 16. How many years in jail will Joe get? Lawyer version
UncleBach
None, cause he has better/awful lawyers.
TheComicBookDude
And we're right back to how much money Joe has
catamenia
Oh damn you're right
Targe0
Well that all depends who owns the island they are on.
NZCO
In New Zealand? None, cos 16 is the legal age for sex here.
SteerableWizard
Tarlon
In Germany it's 14!
NZCO
?
autocorrectfailures
She's got a chubby looking face, chubby faces look younger.
Ohhhhyeahhhhhhh
Chubby checkers..
sirdouglasbuttersworth
I feel personally attacked but also this would explain a lot
GingerParade
Same.. :(
Dragomer
Yeah she looks like she might be 19 or younger
BellsTheorem
They look younger because they are usually associated with being younger.
Isi151e
Hmmmm I'm almost starting to think it is because she is in fact, quite possibly....younger
AwwDamn321
Hence “baby fat”
MyGreatestFearBoner
Id give her a fat baby, and an unwanted STD.
AwwDamn321
FUKYU350
I disagree, obesity shows signs of increased ages actually, clear, shiny skin is what we associate with age and youth.
mike13815
Recent weight gain stretches features, hiding the signs of aging. Only works once, and you're worse off down the line.
FUKYU350
Weight gain is linked to blocked pores. Fatty skin, equals more sweat in those areas, equals more dirt to walk in, equals shitty skin. Etc.
mike13815
Obesity is linked to disease. Gaining weight in general is not. You could go from underweight to normal weight and it'd be *weight gain* ffs
DamnumAbsqueInjuria
Obesity isn’t exactly the same thing as chubby. And I certainly don’t think “obese” would be a word I’d use to describe her.
FUKYU350
Doesn't matter what you think. Obesity is relative to each persons age and height. Not just net weight
purplebiscuit22531
When they say chubby face, they mean plump because you lose volume from cheeks etc as you age.
wolfdoggreen
300Hectares1TankofKerosene
Shes fucking weird looking. Dont care what anyone says.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
She definitely doesn’t want to be First Lady again. But they aren’t divorced so who knows.
ObiHaiv
She always looks like she's squinting, like a bright light's always shining in her face. She'd close her eyes, but the botox won't let her.
fbutt09
He’s got access to the best healthcare. I assume the moment anything feels off, he calls his personal doctor. Money talks, sadly.
Dipityseren
She renegoiated after he got voted in - that's for damn sure. You want me to stay pony up, fatboy!
HateMonger
If pretending had a face. The many looks of Melania.
ravenousj
Looks like she's thinking real hard haha.
sweetnaivety
thought she was gonna divorce him as soon as his presidency ended
BushDidWolf359
*thousandaire
KillerTofu69
Ever see that SNL skit with Ben Affleck, "Who wants to be groped by an eleven-thousandaire"?
myotherusernameismyotherusername
Eleven-thousandaire with no debt is actually pretty good right now.
MissySassy
At least she got some tits out of it
szepasszony
And not a millionaire
Ryanator50
I too am amazed the windbag is still alive.
ImKindaDone
She could do the world a favor...
BruunHero
Not for it to sound wrong, but I'm surprised nobody has. But I guess the people that would, are all for Trump.
MainJane
BlackCatCasper
She’d have to sleep in the same bed to muffle him with a pillow first.
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Curious, would that be a mypillow?
Ryanator50
so could an angry golf caddy.
ImKindaDone
And the royalties on the video of that would totally cover the cost of his defense. :)
redspoly24
And you realize he is actually faking everything and in loads of debt
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
And he's even a worse piece of garbage than she is
OnceIwasCaptainHammerNowIWishIwasNightMonkey
Ah, but someone keeps extending him credit, so you can continue the life to which you are accustomed
Targe0
She did it for the green card, that much is clear.
koops
I don’t want to think about what she had to “do” for that green card ?
NeatoVeto
But what is that green card doing for her now?
Targe0
She's just waiting for him to die.