Yoda1PositivityStar
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Nov 5, 2017 6:16 PM
Yoda1PositivityStar
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HotToTheDogs
I bet that burnt the old chops
ZippyYeti
God...damn.
eggrolious
tred1975
face gliding
iHaveATheoreticalDegreeinPhysics
sf111
Ahh yes, the rare but beautiful rolling faceplant.
HsuDoNihm
Yeah, much like a scorpion, thus the title.
furieh
Indian burns yay!!
JojosCandyBaron
welp, she don't need that nose reduction surgery anymore
iBucketList
Nice title
Faltron
Reeeeeeeeee!
pinkflyingelephants
Holy rug burned face batman. Shit. Fuck. Shit fuck.
secretoaster
Better to have tried then not.... Nvmd
trinisense
Spare a thought for her boobs !
Cordite101
You're wondering how I got this rug burn on my face
PSYCH0TICBI0TIC
GET OVER HERE
peaceloveandgraffiti
Well, that's what she gets.
Zer0reZ
Come over here !
AwwDamn321
Dem some bad bitches
epasvalin42
Read direction, use for snow only, not stairs.
YouHad1Job
Pretty sure that's a dude.
AwaitingForYouAllInHell
Lost the boobs
Undaftiness
I can almost smell that rug burn
KAG25
Brought to you by beer
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
Beer drunk was the worst drunk I've been
KAG25
Wait for tequila
chewybrian
The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
KAG25
Homer
DrunkenMarineBiologist
Not what her roommate meant when she asked her to eat carpet
BreenW
*wasted*
rza33boo
These people are so dumb! I've successfully mattress slid for years, ya know 20 yrs ago...
mrbadxampl
rekt
RumpleDickskinne
I didnt know the human body can fold backwards like that.
BananaLover93
neckt
ANIMEJESUS
It's been so long since I've seen "rekt" in the comments section, my God I'm in tears.
RaineMaxwell
good thing the floor was there to catch her face! :D
toasteheh
Shes like "no way this can go wrong!"
StarkeRealm
Good thing here spine was there to break her neck... I mean, fall.