Junk Food Rebranded as Gourmet Artisanal Delights

Feb 25, 2017 2:47 AM

Rizbiz99

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Basically rebrand everything as if you were living in the Twenties.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want that bag of nerds, that's awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Omg dunkaroos were the shit as a kid

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Somehow "Dunkaroos" written on an artisan box doesn't make me take it very seriously

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that is exactly how this works... prettier packaging, plus 10bucks on top. High-end Twinky.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As an European, Fruit By The Meter really pleases me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going to open up a hipster store and repackage shit and sell it at a premium.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fruit by the meter? Hell yeah! That's like 2 feet and 3 inches more of fruit!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So...basically what they do at Trader Joe's.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love how the twinkie box looks a lot like a cigar box

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Captain Crunch looks like fancy laundry detergent.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sail away...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IT'S "LE MÈTRE" NOT "LA MÉTRE". KNOW YOUR FRENCH.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Randy Savage shouting about Slim James..just doesn't seem right

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like to buy these...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slim James!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BITCH!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dunkaroos!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I want more!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of the show Weeds, where she sells normal weed in a fancy box for 10x the value

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Four Loko still looks gross

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Isnt it prohibited now?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no I forgot. They removed the caffeine now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WAIT OKAY GIYS THE FOUR LOCO MOTTO IS "GET TO THE POINT" AND THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do I love this? Cause I'm beyond redemption, I think.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What is "Four Loko"? I've never seen it before.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I appreciate how gourmet and artisan use metric, and not freedom units

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I miss dunkaroos

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reading your comments says you have nudes in your album, there aren't any though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had some then I deleted them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, How come? I was looking forward to seeing them!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just seemed to be time to get rid of them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Le Mètre :))

9 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 4

Or "Fruit par le Maître" ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fruit au mètre"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah but i prefer the faux French with wrong pronoun, sound artsy

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Say it wrong: It's the way Yanks would do it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does that technically mean you're getting more?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just a little more than three times as much.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Fruit au mètre"

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Fruit au maître

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merci.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

When you spend all that time on photoshop making it you can at least check the spelling

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

French sounds artsy, but does not require the actual effort of correctness xD

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

For us it just sounds ridiculous xD and English always sounds amazing like wow fuck yeah!!! mostly due to Hollywood :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

i know both languages equally well, i was just stating that for an other language it just needed to be there, to hell with correctness.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and when you know both it loses its coolness magic :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...I really like the rebranded versions. They don't feel like screaming and colors.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

I 100% will buy nicer looking packaging if I'm stuck between what to get. I know I'm being manipulated but I'm okay with it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They'd also cost about 60% more

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can only speak for myself but also worth 60% more.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the same product? Because of packaging that you're going to throw away after consuming it? (Or hoarde it like a mental case?)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like getting a video game in a nice collector's edition box. Packaging matters. To an extent. +60% on already low price is OK for me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except a collectors edition is typically to collect on your shelf. If you got years-old Twinkies on ur shelf then ur a bit out of it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily. Some off brand products go this route to save on printing and I pick them for cheap. Captain crunch not twinkies

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right, I'm not talking about the elegantly simplistic packaging, I'm talking about the over-the-top stuff. Glass bottles for 4Loko?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of those are both. Like I said, the rebranded captain crunch not rebranded Twinkies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say the only ones that WOULDNT cost ungodly-amounts-more than usual is the first two.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-- and the Nerds bag.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like I would buy these products more with the fancy packaging just because they aren't visual assaults and some thought went in

9 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 3

Sounds pretty bougie to me.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

Funnily enough the left images will have had a lot of thought put in, while the ones on the right look like they have been made in 20 mins.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

By a kid too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Stealing this

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

From a design perspective, the left side wins hands down. Some look a little dated, but that can convey value and tradition

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

The left side? I would also buy the right side more. You will get less customers on the right but can also ask much higher prices/profits

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Erm, I meant the other left side aka right side :) Sorry. Happens to me all the time

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

The left side is way better from a design perspective, they are leading household brands not generic artisan goods, design fits the product.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They're designed like this to appeal to children (w.few exceptions). Explains why they look so garish to adults (also, the obesity epidemic)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0