Attraction

Jan 30, 2018 8:40 PM

IWasDragon

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Needs more tentacles

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Who would have guest it? Earth IS flat!

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aw the nasa shirt is a nice touch

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Webby work so heard at precious. Just post yr doggie pics

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It can be that Moon-chan always turns her back tho. We do not know where her face at

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man in the moon anecdotes suggest face towards earth(-chan)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The joke being that the moon is so close to the Earth as to be tidally locked by gravity, so the same side faces the Earth at all times.

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Flat Chan

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Do I want to know what happens when there is a blood moon?

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Meanwhile... http://i57.tinypic.com/dzv1vn.gif

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fuckin thing won't work

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Oh well. Here's a new gif:

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Do you like bananas

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not really, no, why do you ask?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I will always stand by the idea that the moons should be their pets, not lolis.

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The unholy union of environmentalism and weebtardism has begun!

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You spin me right round baby right round

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It's funny because of tidal locks.

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Haven't we all, my friend, haven't we all.

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We all know what science is really about...

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DEJA VU!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, that's two completely different fields of science.

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Cause curing cancer is even remotely similar in difficulty. The path on the left should just go straight upwards

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

And then split into 1,000 different, equally challenging lanes.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

AI? Damn straight. Then they can find a cure at an insanely faster rate. Plus https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uzO2mi4uHAs

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that says sex robots not ai

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The car should split in half because we are doing both effectively well.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of those is significantly easier than the other, tho

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the scientists working on robots are probably in no way similar to the scientists working on healthcare

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some folks might not have grown out of the phase where "I wanna be a scientist when I gwow up!" was a very specific statement.

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Y'all gonna be real sad when sex robots are found to cure cancer.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Curing cancer is just a way to live long enough for the robots to be invented.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

many would think that's a joke, but if you think about it, that's actually true.... it's just that it is not only for the robots, but also.

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Conversely:

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i'll stick with the first thanks, like for... various reasons.

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Fuckin disgusting.

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Not gonna lie, took me a bit to get the tidally locked joke

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie, i'm still trying to get it, help.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The moon's facing the same way towards Earth the whole time, I think

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The moon is tidal locked to earth, meaning it always faces towards earth, hence "stop staring at me."

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He's a good boy. Had some kind of infestation back in '69, but they left on their own and haven't been back since '72.

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I approve

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I prefer this. Imagine all the moons are just their planet's pets. And then they realize that Pluto was just a cat in a trenchcoat all along

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

What would that make Charon?

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All of Pluto moons are just hairballs that Pluto passed off as pets

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A dog in a cat costume

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v

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Fuck who's thatñ

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Jenna Lynn Meowri

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Thanks

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sasuga earth chan

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Im pretty sure Earth-chan is a US thing

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and it is a beautiful thing :D

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Started with a guy named Trinamortal on twiter

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I was there!

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The US gave birth to hentai?

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Indirectly, the US introduced animation to Japan.

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v

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Christ

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...has forsaken us at this point

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This point? He checked out years ago.

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But the Earth is flat!

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.

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Have you ever wondered if we've gone to far? This is how you know we most definitely have.

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To be fair, we have sufficiently fucked earth ever since the industrial evolution.

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.... I... I don't even know what to say to that.

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We're a couple mile past that point and accelerating.

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We're so far, yet so close to Earth.

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I haven't seen moon-chan before

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

normally the moon is a dog ...aka moon moon

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You wouldn't happen to have a character sheet for Earth-chan as well, would you?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*subtly favorited* I guess I will save this for later

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Awww, the shirt!

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

they should give her a single american flag shaped earring to represent the flag we planted on the moon too :D

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Those would be normal white earrings by now.

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I've seen other versions that have a US flag hair clip on her bangs. It's adorable.

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that's even better to be honest XD

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