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Hey Guys, i inflated a cow lung
AMA (I'm a student of biology in germany)
Edit: First time FP ty guys :) pls send me all kinds of biological post for my animal/biology folders
MegadeathIntellectual
Pop it.
Tayeul3
That was a non-smoker cow, definitely
Fafaa
Now do a smoking cows lung for comparison
DemonicCarnage
Is it bad I kinda wanna see it pop
RowlfLundgren
Alveolar recruitment!!!
AtsaMattaForYou
TouchThaFishyyy
ionlyhaveonetesticle
I was hoping it would pop
MakingCouchMuffins
Dimentive
NoBeardTheIrate
As a disgusting human I wanted you to overinflate them until they explode.
TarynnosaurusRex
IsaacNuetron
Cowabunga!
MadDucks
*Cowalunga.
HeroHadley
I was kinda hoping it'd pop like an overinflated tire.
QueenPlatypus
*pop*
thenervousmarble
Always upvote biology. I’m a biology student too!
somecleverassname
AnnieGitchYerGun
This.
Sharkules
GradiustheFox
Remember, this isn't technically science unless you wrote something down.
lstul001
@ButtholeRadiologist
IFindYourLackOfACreativeUsernameDisturbing
dvaonline
Can I have leftover cow for burgering?
Ciaranisagoodname
That is weirdly satisfying.
FriendlyAggressor
OP
TouchThaFishyyy
Yes... "cow" lungs
MoneyIsTheOnlyGod
HamzaKharal
tatopotato
What's happening when the pockmarks/dents in the lung repair themselves?
BrigidtheMechLady
it's not repairing, it's inflating. Lungs are made up of millions of tiny air sacs.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
If you take a deep breath in it pops those sacs open; it's called recruitment. It's why we yawn; it increases the area of gas exchange.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
aaaaaaaand of course you made me yawn right now. dammit.
heylisten22
I did that in my fifth grade science class!
Jomini001
I wanna see it pop
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TouchThaFishyyy
TarynnosaurusRex
floxsyu
DeniseReade
I'm just watching this. Minutes turned into hours into days into years... eons. There was an apocalypse. I sat here, watching these lungs.
floxsyu
last time I posted it, I stated I wanted to poke them. and still even now, I shouldn't want to poke what's inside of me.
TouchThaFishyyy
What's with the little.... tenderloin? in the middle?
floxsyu
if your talking about the middle flap on the bottom there, all I could find for a name was middle lobe. search disappointed me.
RemiRixJones
The lobes of the lung are one of a handful of times anatomists named something for what it really was.
TouchThaFishyyy
:( Could've been much more interesting. Pulmonary potato...inhalation station, respiratory dormitory...
floxsyu
inhalation station.
EVERYB0DYP00PS
If you’re not going to inflate it until it explodes then you’re wasting my fucking time
IAmTheBadW01f
Seriously....get an air compressor in there, the slo-mo guys to film it, and fill it half full with multicolored paint beforehand
DontEverMoveHere
You've given this a scary amount of thought.
TigerswilldoANYTHINGforatunafishsandwich
Gavin would begin gagging immediately at the sight of the lung inflating... do it.
SushithisFriday
But why.
awindingland
For science!
IAintAfraidONoGhost
for "science"
MoneyIsTheOnlyGod
I'm a student of biology an we learned everything about lungs
Greatwood
And, i assume, people lungs are harder to come by
MrRemakes
Well, considering there isn't a massive industry for raising humans, killing them, and harvesting their meat, I'd say you're probably right.
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
Speaking of which, thanks for the great business idea!
Greatwood
No, stop, don't
stoatymcstoatface
Useful technique for locating a uterus in mammalian dissections
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Do elaborate, since my memory seems to tell me the uterus and lungs are not the same thing, or even that close to each other.
stoatymcstoatface
Well, the uterus is pretty small relative to other organs and fatty, so it desiccates and disappears into the mesentery. But you can use 1/2
stoatymcstoatface
2/2 a Mabis bulb of sorts pushed through the vagina to inflate it. Particularly in rats they inflate like little Mickey Mouse ears.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
oooh, I did not know at all about that, neat! Thanks for your reply. :)
XFluerRocketson
Is the cow ok? Are you gonna give the lungs back?
GreaterDog
The cow is lung gone by now
jeffoncom
I don't know how to tell you this but...
jeffoncom
Santa Clause is not real. The cow is fine.
ImprovedLoungewear
Insufflicient information. For the 2 of you who appreciate an insufflation pun.
SendMeYourDogs
They're just out for a cleaning
MzPaige
Well to be honest... The cow is having a little trouble breathing.
kenphil
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
I’ve had a long day and your comment made me giggle until my eyes watered. +1 <3
MachineGunJeanMaurice
It's fine. Little known fact, cows can live for years without lungs. They simply absorb gases in the bloodstream through their stomach!
godfrikinhatesme7
Oh yeah. That cow’s going to be juuuust fine...
aben101
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/da/5a/57/da5a5725940b70fc36a8fedfd5d7a99a.gif
MoneyIsTheOnlyGod
The cow was an organ donor she helped a lot of students
RubyNS
Hey, that's not a nice way to call your own mother!
NZSheeps
And several restaurants
Dsaekca
Did the cow have a say in all of this?
JermZzZz
You ever pop a set of cow lungs?
massdefect3
That’s crazy, I didn’t even know you could transplant cow organs into students!
TouchThaFishyyy
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
As a teacher, I can assure you the brain transplant would often be an improvement.
attofreak
Idk, this pawgnature on the forms looks forged...(-_-)
jrbr549
I wouldn't hold my breath.
Aercon
I thought a animal as big as a cow would have much bigger lungs.
Aercon
Oh wait he said “lung” singular.
XFluerRocketson
It's plural, and if you look at the anatomy you can see the center divide between the two lungs. But there are no bananas so idk the scale
ShimmerinStrider
Did it make a "Pbbbbbbbbht" noise when it deflated?
GothKirby
I started laughing at your comment and my cappuccino came down my nose, thank you. +1.
HoleyNutSack
It mooo'd
ImGonnaSquirtHnnnnnggggg
I love this comment like a lot.
Davincimode
lt's cow lung, not cow ass. Geebus, pay attention.
REDSTR
Thats gold right there son
tentaclefriendly
If you get this with the trachea still attached and it's got the voicebox, it would moo.
MoneyIsTheOnlyGod
No i didnt id was more like a "wooosh"
i336
Still got the original video? YouTube, streamable and *shudder* reddit support sound.
root1657
If it was a German cow shouldn't it have been a "vooosh"?
NZSheeps
Could you retrofit it with a whoopee cushion noise maker?
disabledbanana
Oh god the poor prof
disabledbanana
Oh god the poor prof
MrRemakes
Oh god the poor prof
Corona688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQlhGT2VMOQ
NZSheeps
Or
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Oh god the poor prof
Quantumkittens
Oh god the poor prof