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Holy shit. Stuff like this never happens to me, like ever. I got a message from reddit saying my Santa contacted them and told them my package had been shipped. I joked with my husband about it being a celebrity. Well jokes on me. Holy shit! I need a minute for this to sink in. My heads in the clouds right now!
Edit: Holy Shit! Front page!? You nizzles are awesome. So apparently i'm supposed to ask for nudes right? Breakdown of all the gifts: http://imgur.com/a/vIJxT
polkadotmonkey
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Tkeleth
the packets say artoftea.com and I believe the canister says 'baby powder,' so I guess there's no green goodies after all :/
PintheV
This is dope.
twlcorinthian
But his present for you is all about *him*! It's like when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball with "HOMER" on it
queenoftitsandwine
Hey I'm hood too - white girl from the suburbs
amop
no sticky icky icky?
IspeakFrench
Ooooouhweee! Or in this case oooouh-non
ShinZame
queenoftitsandwine
PlantyThePlant
andIwasLikeWHAT
Whaaaaa? This looks cool
compuservewasmyoriginalisp
Please tell me that's "herbal tea" and a canister of some kind of edible.
IsACouchASeat
Note that the front of the packages are hidden...so good chance
queenoftitsandwine
SchrodingerMil
The one and only D-O- Double G
canadianreserve
You know I'm rappin' with the d-r-e
pocketpython
Is he? I kinda lost track I thought they had beef with each other, maybe it's all good now though
Copperbrat
Gad dammit I need those slippers.
Tkeleth
lol probably like 400 bucks
Copperbrat
Nah. I just priced them at the SnooperMarket. Thirty bucks. :D
Tkeleth
oh shit, guess I know what I'm buying myself for Christmas
iamseldomrelevant
I read the note in his voice
wildcatfan4life
Him and Morgan Freeman should really do a documentary together.
honeyboobees
I think we all did ;)
UrsaUrsa
Something something, psychology :D tho I'm sure there's someone more competent than me to explain it here
McPosterson
Sho nuff
WorstShotEver
Holy shizzle! Thats the Xmas Nizzle!
MadameTreeTrunks
OP: You think I'm going to the front page? Everyone: Does Snoop smoke weed?
queenoftitsandwine
Puff puff pass
Koolaid6
TBH if I was a rich celebrity i would send a shit ton more
InfraredSnapper
The novelty of dazzling people with your wealth wears off after a decade or so. Besides, Secret Santa is not a competition.
Koolaid6
True, But even if they didn't know who it was from, if I had the wealth it would be fun to go all out for someone else esp if they need it
InfraredSnapper
Even after you've seen every conceivable reaction to your generosity and experienced the ephemeral nature of material possessions?
Koolaid6
chill
Cuffdiddy
peridotstar
I'm so impressed that you had this gif for this post lol
Serom
I just got wet for your post
wannafresh1
And I see your rope toy (or what's left of it) bc I have one if those too!!
queenoftitsandwine
Pups ftw
JarJarBinksKisser
My friend and I were joking about how we thought we "saw" Snoop Dogg. Then the next day we actually saw Snoop Dogg walking.
TrineLala
Omg I didn't think he could walk
DaveSterling
He comes when he is thought of. He is everywhere.
UsubM
I was walking through NYC one night and saw a guy and thought, "hey that looks a lot like snoop dogg". Turns out it actually was snoop dogg.
MitchellSnyder
But did he send you any weedizzle?
nscklye
Husband here. No weed. Illegal in our state.
ChineseTakeAway
How do the slippys feel? I wanna get some
nscklye
Mildly uncomfortable, actually.
ChineseTakeAway
That's sad. I really want my feet to feel pimped out while they look pimped out.
Thaynerd
Asking the real questions. I would Imagine only if you live in a 420 friendly state.
JeSuisIvre
I think it's still illegal to move it over state borders.. on the federal level
queenoftitsandwine
Alabama is not a 420 friendly state
MitchellSnyder
Would be nice. Idaho is surrounded by them but yet we will be the last...
DeltaSniper
We are the last at everything
Thaynerd
Right there with you, Utah.
shimmernshine
Arizona.
Bringer0fJoy
Yea in nh here. We are also surrounded by legalized states yet have harsh penalties. I have hope we'll come around. Just gotta keep voting!
IVILegionIVI
For the record, post office doesn't check that sorta shit. They really don't care. They can't fine or penalize you, after all.
wanderingsibyl
That's not entirely true, they can't fine you. But if you send illegal substances they CAN call the recipient and refuse to give them the 1/
wanderingsibyl
package. My friend once got sent something that wasn't legal in Arkansas and they called him about it, not really sure what happens 2/
wanderingsibyl
beyond that point because he said "fuck it" and never went to go find out if he could be arrested or not. No warrant so there's that. 3/3
MitchellSnyder
So your the fbi is what your sayin right
invisibleinkling
Warmest xmizzle to you and yours.
story1057
http://v.ht/JUAx
FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
You and the fam*
mriokrt
May I use the term "xmizzle"
bluemeaniesarecoming
*you and yizzle.
TracyAllenParks
this will be my new holiday greeting.
Amigo500
its the best xmizzle for shizzle, also a great nu yizzle
Mooninites
Christmizzle fo shizzle my nizzle
dukegonzo
Uhh is Snoop on Imgur?!
Jhill1
Reddit
dukegonzo
I thought that might be the case.
RichHammond
What tipped you off? The title?
dukegonzo
I'm 90% sure that wasnt the title when I wrote the comment!
bigredfiretruk
hes actually a witch doctor
AmSaiCo
/r/ignorantimgur
dukegonzo
Wtf what a bunch of cunts. I knew imgur was made for reddit but it has changed since then.
Drougals
He was being a tad snarky but in his defense the title says reddit secret santa
dukegonzo
I meant the people on that subreddit. Also I am 90% sure it had a different title when i wrote that.
Drougals
Can't edit titles
fdtudkfjdhkfd
I've gotten him on random chat on omegle and shit a few times too
fdtudkfjdhkfd
How is this my most successful anything
ProfessorExpert
Few times? You've ran into him more than once on Omegle? And shit? Like other Snoop encounters besides Omegle?
Pheralg
"Snoop Encounters"...sounds like a movie title :\
fdtudkfjdhkfd
Yeah a couple times but once I didn't freak out that it was him he flipped to someone else, I think he just likes to have fun surprising ppl
DiggerPlease
Yr a liar
fdtudkfjdhkfd
Why
fdtudkfjdhkfd
I'm a bitch but I'm not a liar, and u might be an asshole
CataholicsAnonymous
queenoftitsandwine
cr4sh0verride
Is it a cloud of merrijuwanna?
INeedTheSauce
Merrijuwanna smoke som merrijuwanna with me?
Pdan4
At this time in the year, it is called "Merry Juana".
katatafish
Manyiguana
MagicalTimelord
Guys, it's marijuanaikah... did Adam Sandler teach you anything?
mikeyMN
Make sure to drink your gin and tonickah.
RandAIFlagg
I hope I get a harmonica
beeratius
Purple haze
lordfluffycus
Marry Joanna? To the Judge ?
TheRealKevinL
Fo' shizzle.
Polemik
You mean Maryouwanna?
queenoftitsandwine
Marrywanna
Cyntral
Marriediguanas
MagicalUnicornMayonaiseOnMyFeet
Marywannajinglemybells
cravingdeath
Marriage iguana?
wowzachactually
Marinate a jewonher?
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
kittensittin
Am I the only one who doesn't believe that Snoop writes like that? I imagine his hand writing looks more like chicken scratch
Kalemero
I did a check-up on the signature - at least that seems legitimate, so could very likely be his own handwriting :)
DiggerPlease
I checked it's a copy of his signature but not a very accurate one. The Capitals are all fucked up
Tkeleth
probably dictated the letter to an assistant or had it written for him, then just signed. I mean maybe he does, fuck if I know. lol
TheCreamster
Tbh he probably writes more than most people realize considering he's a rapper, and rappers have lyrics they write
kittensittin
Oh I wasn't saying that I'm surprised he writes, just that I don't believe that is his handwriting.
GranolaFernGully
This! Thank you! I came to the comments just to see if I was the only one or not.
kittensittin
I'm guessing it's a clever Imgurite who wanted to cause a stir
GranolaFernGully
Agreed! Still fun :p
TremendouslyBestWords
Snoop has better better handwriting than I imagined.
pr0nty
It's better than mine. Fuck.
handytech
He's an artist..duh!
EmuMoogle
People have this weird idea that rappers are all uneducated or just generally illiterate. Say what you like about his lyrical content, 1/2
EmuMoogle
2/3 but Snoop had the creativity to put down some seriously well-written lyrics that worked well with the beat. And he learned producing
EmuMoogle
3/3 from Dr. Dre remarkably fast, to the point of being able to start his own label and form his own style. He's actually pretty brilliant.
DiggerPlease
You honestly think he wrote that himself?
DiggerPlease
Why the hate?
Tunaccat
He's one of the few celebrities I do think would handwrite a letter like that. Could be wrong, but if I were a betting man.
DiggerPlease
I'd bet on written by a PA, PR or intern. Maybe signed by him.
DiggerPlease
It's actually a pretty shaky version of his signature now that I zoom - that S is way off and the D is a copy but not an accurate one.
Starfis
He's not a doctor, isn't he?
maintaineyecontact
CosmicTeapot
That's Dre
maintaineyecontact
0HI0
OMG I would lose my mother fucking mind if Snoop was my Secret Santa!!!
JustARandomKoreanDude
"Kick back and relax sometimes"... We all know what that means.
JimHeckler
Ayyy
FackinBird
FeelAPino
*bacc
TheScarfyDoctor
*kicc bacc
AdrianTheHumannn
Thank you.
StonerCatJay
@OP how much weed did he send you?
queenoftitsandwine
None. The greedy bastard.
ZircZZ
Nothing wrong with that.
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
Would kinda be weird to think there was :)
RedWingsofSteel
Especially in California now
Flyndaran
More so in Oregon as it's completely legal, no bullshit runaround for customers. I imagine sellers still get hassle shit.
Largeheadphones
Kind of want to keep the up votes on this at 42, but I'll know it will never be perfect
wrennnn
QUICK! TO 69!
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
"Stay on your grind" huehuehue
queenoftitsandwine
Bystandr
Ok is NO one going to wonder about what kind of Dank herb she probably got ?!
foxisaac
Whats is the JAr fam
Valiton
Looks like it says "Lady Powder."
Valiton
"Baby Powder" maybe? I'm curious what those seed packet lookin' things are.
EmuMoogle
Well you know for all the bitches he might take home he got the Johnson's baby powder and cool water cologne.
IWantedOneOfThoseUnnecessarilyLongUsernamesSoHereItIs
They're tea
Valiton
Man, I'm all types of wrong.
stinkytarantula
So, drink your tea while enjoying your candle in slippers, socks, and t-shirt and also while controlling your drone. This is very specific.
queenoftitsandwine
All I need is a tiny "cigar"
11HappyElephants
Wait! What the hell. Are Snoop and Bill Nye for reals on imgur?!?!?! I might die.
previoustopcomment
More likely someone on his marketing team is on imgur and got him to sign these.
11HappyElephants
Oh.. don't run my excitement!
11HappyElephants
Ruin* lol
kalamestari
Snoop's cool, he's only on Reddit.
11HappyElephants
Oh... Snoop is on reddit?!?! I might have to join.
stonecoldpuma
Bill Gates, Snoop Dogg and Arnold Schwarzenegger are at least three celebrities that frequent reddit.
11HappyElephants
That's amazing!
Steffn
Even Obama was there for an ask me anything. Here is Bill Gates secret santa /a/gnK8Y can't get much better than that.
11HappyElephants
Wow! That's amazing!!
11HappyElephants
BUT IS BILL NYE ON IMGUR?!?!?!
JTechnopotheosis
Bill Nye? The Science Guy?
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
Bill? Bill bill bill bill bill bill bill bill?
BrianCarrigg
Yes
JTechnopotheosis
Is inertia a property of matter?
DidItForScience
T-Pain wrote a cool post on reddit. https://np.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/45fvjx/tpain_ask_me_anythang/czxm14z/?context=3
11HappyElephants
That's AWESOME!!!
DidYouDoThis
OP right now
story1057
http://v.ht/JUAx
Koshunae
Snoop tried so hard to be a meme. Now he is. His dream is realized
photoleon
had to watch this gif many times
story1057
http://v.ht/JUAx
ThatgifwithaCat
agumonkey
US right now /a/hgmRp
pigeonheart
nah OP said her head is in the clouds
v
agumonkey
US right now http://s234.photobucket.com/user/digitaljohnny/media/WU-TANG/ODB-1.gif.html
story1057
http://v.ht/JUAx
maintaineyecontact
SonnyBurnette
Probably more accurate
kofunstuff
dogsdogsdogsanddogs
IamDatNYCe
NaomiVK
I love this so hard
kagebeastx
I hope snoop gets something and posts it
blurymemory
UncomfortableTruths
This is a much better gif, IMO.
DidYouDoThis
OMG!, this is so much better!!
luxter7
Did bye that for a dollar
Zasep
Wat
queenoftitsandwine
Basically
relaxyobatty
I'm so excited for you!!
PsychAnon
PLEASE tell me he got you some weed, there is no way he didn't lol.
CrotchRash
Holy mother fuck, I would lose my shit!!!! Congrats!!!!!!!!
Qumefox
sadly for every 'cool' secret santa, there's likely 20-30 people who either spend 10 seconds on a gift, or don't bother sending anything.
GreenGoblinKrunch
Were there any lumpy bits of green to be found?
nscklye
Husband here. No lumpy bits of green. Every item snoop (or and assistant) selected was straight from her exchange profile. She did get tea.
mons1292
Ba$ically*
queenoftitsandwine
I'm kinda mad I missed this opportunity
kelevrah
Didn't drop it like it was hot? Congrats!
queenoftitsandwine
Nope that was my phone during the freak out
malloryjean8
Congrats @OP stoked for you . I'd be losing my shit too
MindlessGuyAtTheHelm
Those slippers are exactly what I expect from Snoop, a chill layback dude with some chill layback slippers.
Kumquatz
And a mini drone
NickRivieraMD
I feel like all these comments are misunderestimating the fact that they're BLUE SUEDE.
UrsaUrsa
Yup, doubles the coolness factor :)
Idrankmarijuanas
I wear slippers that has that fuzzy stuff in em like ugg boots. I never take them off! Comfy AF, 10/10!
Gandalfsuglybrother
Me too. That was the clincher that it was really him.
agumonkey
Didn't he wore some in clips before ? or does it just exudes from his persona ...
zhukoz
Those are some dope slippers fo sho lol
Greatwood
Shoulda been called slipp doggs
queenoftitsandwine
Missed marketing genius right here
Greatwood
Why thank you
manstick13
And in blue no less
itsnotuitsme
I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside. but only on the left side. yeah that's the crip side
Affray
I wear bomb ass slippers all the time and my family calls me an old man for it. People need to learn the ways of the comfy slipper.
SaintMaceToTheFace
Oh my god me too.
MalevolentVI
I am a 15 year old kid and don't enjoy many things as much as wearing my man uggs around the house.
Unbelievableforever
Relaxation is even in the word "slipper". You don't walk, you slip from the toilet to the table to the couch.
TrippyBobby
I get strange comments sometimes for wearing slippers to work. But in my defense I work graveyard shift and 1/2
TrippyBobby
I'm not even supposed to be here today