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Reportedly FSB agents alerted his team that more assassins were on the way. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/ukraine-zelensky-russia-backed-assassination-attempts-report-2022-3%3famp. FP Edit: send Ukrainian recipes
69ingchipmunkss
Did the missing pixels foil the attempt
morning18
Hope Putin eventually get his own bullet.
applesforjuice
Live your life in such a way that totalitarian piece of shit dictators send assassins after you
UsedToBeAPilotButNowImJustSomeGuy
If Putin thinks that martyrizing this man is a good move, he's dumber than I thought.
IamfromCanadaeh1983
I heard the sniper took a shot, but the gravity of his balls caused the bullet to miss.
SleeperSix
Assassins Concede 3: whoops.
ReturnOfActionCheese
Wonder if even a successful attempt would be enough for other countries to send troops?
jared743
Not really. They are not in a defensive pact with NATO or the EU, so any of those countries would not attack. And if Ukraine had been in /1
jared743
NATO then all of NATO would respond. But of course that is why NATO exists, and why Russia doesn't want more countries in it /end
upsidedownmeloncake
Non amp: https://www.businessinsider.com/ukraine-zelensky-russia-backed-assassination-attempts-report-2022-3?r=US&IR=T
displacedgothamist
I'm wondering if Zelenskyy's anger about no fly zone (a good request) is partially due to someone getting too close in an attempt?
captainfakeypants
Can someone please assassinate Putin? Half of his own country hate him enough....
criko04
Should find more pixels
gingiexlt
Someone get that man some Ativan
Sortovalta
Every morning I wake up and worry about the news. If the murdering assholes got lucky.
syoebiusprime
So @OP - you sharing these recipes or wut? :)
flashedjunkmind
Lol nothing yet! But, if I get some I’ll definitely share them!
eastell25700
Can't the world send in troops to help covertly.
cabalin
We should do the same for Putin, only more competently
Eldibar
Helped by the FSB.... eh?
cabalin
Any step Putin ever takes again in public should be met with a bullet
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
This man is my fucking hero
GrumpyOldMillennial
Can someone just catch the assassins and offer them $100m to return to putin and garotte him instead?
Anwinity
I don't want them to succeed obviously, but god damn imagine the martyr they'd create
flashedjunkmind
I know. Putin really underestimated this guy. The world did.
Blazefast
If he stays there he will slip from us
Mb8er
Being in the Wagner Group is like volunteering to be a real-life henchman in a shitty action movie. Same outcomes too
lostsoulmumei
I am happy to hear he's still alive
slightskew
But like also how embarrassing for putin!?! Like you think you're a world super power .... and yet . .
clawthewolf
Trying to match the US military whilst your economy is smaller than Germanys... yeah that's not gonna happen
Lynith
Something tells me if Russia starts dropping nukes they'll just hit with a thud.
PicassoCT
And nyet
friendfrombali
lmao you think he care about opinion when all he need is a single word.. 'victory'
bluerazzgummy
Its embarrassing until it’s not embarrassing anymore, if you get my drift.
SimiKusoni
Russia is very much not a superpower.
sjleegketting
They got enough shroom clouds on stock to fake it though.
DangerousNoodle
He’s learning how the world really views him really quick.
cfbshank36
Hopefully that actually matters to him
morelikeconsham
The world is also reevaluating how it views him.
BjoernTheBear
Hm, a bully does really like feeling embarrassed, and the path to deescalation needs to be clear and acceptable to all sides.
BjoernTheBear
Doesn't, sorry. Doh!
IamfromCanadaeh1983
Yes Putin geta some economy back and is allowed to participate in the worls, Ukraine keeps in full independence and agreed upon borders.
boevis
See, this is why the USA is better, we invade with non-specific goals like "war on terror" so our military failures aren't as laughable.
DeadPeet
Sir, you forgot your /s. I picked it up for you, because people are going batshit crazy again already.
boevis
I thought "for sure it's obvious how sarcastic I'm being"
Deathtospam
1/ Ah yes, the US is better. War on Iraq to rid them of WMDs they didn’t have. Vietnam War lost. Rampant corruption,GQP propaganda,
Deathtospam
2/ legalized discrimination, voting intimidation, & an insurrection enabled & incited by those in power.
Quixus
War on drugs was pretty laughable. Drugs won. At least the US didn't try to fight fowl.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
We need some assassination attempts on Putin. How's the pool coming?
sloomoo
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
No no, the bounty pool for his assassination.
FlightyZoosh
TheNorthernCaveMan
Gifs that ends too soon
nlx78
I can name multiple reasons, as a Dutch person, this is on top of the list. https://youtu.be/1XjrBjfofiE Redemption for #MH17 victims
rmmmm
Yes please
Edgarflaps
Pootin is a sack of shit.
notreallyaclevername
No. He's a tin of poo
soupnazi
sacks of shit have a use.
ironman3010
Plus, he was always a sack of shit. I'm sure by now he's more like a car carcinogenically toxic pool of putrid regurgitated hog shit.
Maultaschen
Why would they advertise that someone was giving them information?
papromic
Load of cobblers if yer ask me mate
ElroydIsGone
Honestly? I guess at least that part is just propaganda to drive a wedge between already paranoid Putin and his power structures.
magila
The ham fisted purge looking for a mole will do more damage to the FSB than 100 moles.
SoNi2409
Probably to make putin even more paranoid (you can't trust your own security service lol) or to throw them off track from the real source.
derpdevguy
Also publicity to show the world that the entire Russian population/government doesn’t agree with what Putin is doing
PerthAussieMike
The assassins only have to be lucky once. He has to be lucky every time. (ref Margaret Thatcher & the IRA)
TheN8
Fuck that cunt. Ding dong the witch is dead.
Hooliehan
Not to nit pick but that was the IRA to the bitch
serenityfast
ALLEGEDLY there's people in Russia who are literally leaking these assassination plans
steerAwwPrincess
Came to respond with this. Its an unfortunate fact. Lets hope he dies of old age but…..
EmCeeMiNacion
He will forever live as the fucking legend he is.
Milfhunter6000
All police forces mantra also
DaringSteel
Margaret Thatcher, famously assassinated by *checks notes* old age.
alaest0r
The notorious assassin, "Old Age", who makes all their kills look like natural causes.
Doompug
Tbf, she did more damage to the british people than IRA could...
dragonace16
Like Reagan levels of damage, honestly it crazy how she wasn't outted for some of the inane stuff.
gsmdo
Because her security organisation got it right. Check your notes for Grand Hotel, Brighton…
TheN8
Unfortunately.
CeoHuntingSeason
Yeah, she's got like the big ones there! I means not like a whole country protecting her but still some considerable big defenses
gbdesigns1111
The difference being she was a massive cunt
eastell25700
There's been worse then Thatcher.
DaringSteel
But they weren’t women, so they get a pass.