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Jul 4, 2016 7:27 AM
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YourLocalSnitch
Nearlyburly
OMG! This dump was Golden!
jguidetti
I feel like when people talk about America always winning wars, they seem to 'forget' the Vietnam War... Just sayinggggg
usernameavailabletoday
I don't that much country as far from free then Murica
Labracadabradorable
#2 is such a cringe
mrmessma
It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard.
TheAlmightyDwightSchrute
Old Spice has a sense of humor.
whiskers4sab
Yes, old spice is hot, and nutmeggy
CommentsOnImgur
Well, whoever wrote that back and forth does at least.
LadyGrakle
The one about England being shit at football hurt. Too soon.
sworp
If you look at how many of the Welsh team are actually English, there's still a fair few of us in the semis.
sworp
No ones going to mention how wrong the Alaska Australia one is? Also how do you make tea without a kettle?
BriarRosamelia
Psssh its a fact that December is more fun than January
triplemax
The definition of freedom changed a lot over the last 20 years.
ofcourseidoimaprincessandthisismytiara
-1,563 points? savage
mrmessma
"It's the dream that we all share, it's the hope for tomorroooooooow!"
EastCoastMC
banjokaboom
Murica be like "your date is backwards, should be 7/4"
zamsandwich
Talk like that's gonna get you an 11/9.
zstorm6
We're going to get a German Reunification?
madmaurice
#2 my welcome?
angelaurora7777
Ah Reddit. I've never seen a post have so high of a negative and still be viral.
jackcker
That was awesome! Now I'm waiting for my neighborhood to bitch about the fireworks and how disturbing it is to their dogs.
shanfyr
#2 : As a french i'd answer : Are you still British ? I guess #4 answered my question. You're welcome.
TheManWithNoNameZappBrannigan
The French help is extremely undervalued. Without you we would have lost. So please enjoy this freedom day with us, Mon Ami.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
I'm American and I hate the people who seriously think that in #2. Did we play a major role, absolutely, but we weren't the only ones there.
shanfyr
well your intervention was really a game changer, in some way for the battles in France but also for the military support provided to Russia
shanfyr
I don't think Russia would have been able to hold on in Stalingrad without help from the UK and the USA.
FelixG
We will always be thankful to our French brothers and sisters for assisting us. But like any good siblings we will never stop givin ya shit.
claireconcept
I really hate these. I know they're supposed to be funny but Americans are so damn ignorant.
Bunchofcocomers
I give this post a 7.4
raviolihummingbird
What the... how does this have -1.564 points? O.o
KonEl252
That's what I would like to know!
raviolihummingbird
But hey, for some reason it was still in most viral. Wieeeeerd.
GentlemanGoat
#6 Vietnam
PhiIIipJFry
Btw America, the Russians were the reason we won ww2 not you.
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
different front..#HiroshimaAndNagasaki
Labracadabradorable
What's the escape on the Amerikeyboard?
smogswallowssuns
I believe it's "Escape communism".
JakeHawke
Our escape was the American Revolutionary War, Baby! :P
FormerlyLNIFun
'MERICA
rubYYY
Soo what do Americans do on 4th, but post stuff about them?
ashgrave
drink craft beer, bbq, and blow stuff up. Same thing we do everyday... Duh
GoBlue
Fireworks, barbecues, fun stuff.
SilverSound
lots of food
Nearlyburly
Get paid double and a half time for eight hours while I offer technical support to Canadians.
CarolinHR
"your welcome" hurts
zamsandwich
My welcome what, exactly?
plsreadHayeksUseofKnowledgeinSociety
punctuation and grammar are for countries that lose wars
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
Ahem Vietnam ahem
plsreadHayeksUseofKnowledgeinSociety
*holding fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
Squirrelprophecies
He doesn't speak English; he speaks 'Murican.
AwesomeName
French guy: "No it's '*you are* welcome'. You're welcome. Also for us funding your fight against the british."
Pandaphant
"And pretty much winning the damn thing for you with our navy. Je vous en prie"
Malz42
No the Dutch were funding them and providing weapons. The French actually did the fighting along with the Spanish.
AwesomeName
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France_in_the_American_Revolutionary_War
Malz42
French Navy were insanely heavily involved.
CanadianSith
More like also yes
WinnieSlays
Except we haven't won a war since 1952.
SergeantMajorSpoiler
Oh, and which war was that? If you're referring to the Korean War, that ended in '53...and in a no contest.
FelixG
Except we haven't declared a war since 1942.
teuro
So those weren't wars? What a relief!
WinnieSlays
Um, Korea, Vietnam, Desert Storm, Afghanistan, Iraq. Have you been in a cave?
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
together sucked. Vietnam is interesting..we lost, but took out 10 times the people we lost. 2/2
Counterfit
Congress hasn't declared war since WW2.
SilverSound
we never declared war in any of those.
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
None declared..and we won Desert Storm, and Korea (since we were the defenders). And we won Iraq..not our fault the military they put 1/2
DrtyBlvd
Jesus. Get me a cup of tea I'm overdosing here.
AverageSexGod
If America is so good at wars why haven't they won one since 1945? *ducks and covers*
CaptainArminius
Grenada, Panama, 1st and 2nd Gulf Wars, and Korea could be considered a win because South Korea is still free.
Demonicjapsel
2 south American micro states, 2 wars where the French supplied a full blueprint of Iraqi defense systems, and Korea is a draw.
Demonicjapsel
EDIT, mistyped, 1 war where the french supplied full blueprints.
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
Let's be honest, we would have pounded Iraq into the ground no matter what. Iraqs military was antiquated bullcrap.
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
We sent our troops in to defend Korea, they were the aggressor. I would considered it a win.
CaptainArminius
Doesn’t matter who they were against. We still won. As I said, it could be considered a win.
CityYeti
And Vietnam wasn't legally a war
CaptainArminius
They may not have been a declared war, but they were a war nonetheless.
Catzilla74
Because that's the last time USA declared war
burgingham
So you are saying they still go to war, they don't even bother declaring them properly anymore and then they also lose? Awesome.
drunkbs
False. Reagan declared war on drugs.
TheNotSoFatWookiee
And wasted a boat load of money on anti marijuana campaigns
erb325
We still won that.... I mean look how many drugs we have now. Its like hungry hungry hippos!
TheFlyingScottsman
*couch*Vietnam*cough*
GoBlue
The US never declared war against Vietnam. Like Catzilla said, WWII was the last time the US declared war.
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
It was a training and policing action...with millions of people.
TheFlyingScottsman
Huh, you're right, just googled it. Still, they lost an "extended military engagement".
AverageSexGod
Hah! Declared war, more like tried to stay out of it until the Japanese bombed you.
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
But you are right..America actually had a large Nazi party. A good excuse was needed to get involved.
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
See..when we get involved in wars people get mad, when we try to stay out of it people get mad. Make up your minds!