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I love this snake
Double doggo tax :)
JayEnfield
As far as #5 goes...
cosplayfordays
I wish I had a grandpa to go fishing with or even a father! Appreciate your love ones y'all please please please
Fairypowers
The toilet is for small children or expert mode ?
grand305
Ups dogs link: www.facebook.com/upsdogs/
jeffcon36
nice dump, and fuck trump
nicahole
Are you saying I can get an alert dog for my celiac disease?! Like what...can it sniff the gluten? No more endless label reading?!?
proctor5
The 3 generations pic: the seed is strong
MiriKyu
#32 I love it, best hardhat ever
MarvelousMohan
More like Why does Ben Affleck look like a sack of potatoes than the pupper
Bluegrasslass
Goldfish need a LARGE hole for their oxygen. A vase might look nice, but it will harm the fish!
skyhook
Wonder how many internet people called Kim Gip before she had to change her number.
eldorel
#12 What exactly is a dog going to alert on for coeliac disease?
Returntothememes
#12 MEMPHIS BUCKMINSTER!
PerseusJackson
Thank you for the nice dump.
easytigger
#41 the dog is your son? I think there's something in the Bible about that.
TinkerTini
Where’s the UPS dog page?
TinkerTini
@upsdogs found it!
buttermeupandcallmebiscuit
sordatos
Why do you need a dog for Celiac disease?
ukalliq
Was wondering that myself. Maybe the dog alerts when she is about to have diarrhea?
sordatos
XD
TheRicM
#7
SharkleberryFinn
#42 Grandma thinks you're gonna get fat.
Grimmrog
more like: you should eat more.
debthepleb
Foresight for the holiday food she's preparing.
ChromeAtom
Grandma is concerned he's not eating enough
13thDiablo
Grandma is encouraging him to get swole.
knuckledeepinachicken
#6 DO NOT PUT FISH IN BOWLS, unless it's just a temporary holding place while you clean their main aquarium.
sweetascandy018
This is the comment I was looking for
Othernate
It looks like a female betta - they're notorious jumpers, too. ):
Noob3rts
#8 - Damn, imagine going for some TP and getting a bite on the hand for entering its home lol
honeytwat
okay i imagined it and now i have imaginary rabies. thanks a lot, you butt! <3 :D
JadeNB1729
Don't worry; just imagine getting shot. No, wait, getting shots, not getting shot! Sorry, @whoMalice! Hope you're not imaginary dead!
Noob3rts
Hahaha, don't sweat it. It could only be at any public bathroom. BOOM!
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JustplainGross
Them dogs high. I don't know how they worked a lighter, but they're just blunted, adorable, but just blunted
NonExistingWisper
Can someone explain the wedding rings one? Asking for a friend.
RabidDingo
I want to know too.
grrumble
The best man payed the rollerblade-guy to bring the rings in as a surprise, the couple usually has no idea :)
MsHissyPants
Can someone take that person’s snake away too. It should stay with it’s best friend.
Ringshadow
Followup: This mouse did, in fact, attack and eat the snake.
Ringshadow
No. Absolutely not. Mice and rats will attack and kill snakes. I don't know why it hasn't yet.
NinjaManMat
As I recall, there was a follow up in which the snake was partially eaten.
SalsaRice
yeah, that's not what happens. When snakes are full... they don't attack and are sluggish. The mouse will get bored and kill the snake 1/2
SalsaRice
and the snake will be too sluggish to fight back, and just sit there as it is eaten.
Poppyshell
Celiac disease alert dog?
boogersweretasty
"Dear god, does it sniff out gluten?... fucking hell, it sniffs out gluten."
Gaidenninjacat
I understand why it exists. Prevent your celiac child from accidentally eating gluten. Kids share snacks ect.
Gaidenninjacat
Until they are old enough to understand fully, It would help as even teachers can't watch students 100% of the time.
easytigger
I was surprised too, but it does seem to be a thing: https://www.today.com/health/gluten-sniffing-dogs-help-people-celiac-disease-t112149
knuckledeepinachicken
Diabetes and seizure alert dogs are more common, but it could be trained to alert for any number of things.
puzzledgoose
Right? Must be a pure bread
BushelBasket
You smug bastard haha
shalviy
Listen here you
relativelysmartfunnyandattractive
Groan
eclectico
bobocszjq
imemmental
You, sir, win the coveted “comment of the day” award. Be proud.
allmypostshadnopantson
I love animals, they rarely set cities on fire...well maybe Chicago but there is no proof.
MrSaturday
The cow knew what those people did.
SubtlySlytherin
You get my +1 for being the first thing to make me laugh today. Thanks! PS- Mrs O'Leary's cow was framed!
TheYoungerChrisEvans
This guy seems like he would https://images.app.goo.gl/huhxYfZKAu6BVz1W7
knuckledeepinachicken
Humans are animals and we're professionals at setting cities on fire.
GoddForBidd
JCBalance
Cats probably would if they had thumbs
JrHunting
Initially downvoted, then got the joke like ten minutes later. Good work
cattywumpus
I was about to be wildly offended.
Peachos
Ok what kind of doogos are the tax pics? Looks like Weimaraner mixed with Husky or Gsd?
grrumble
They’re Labs! Dilute chocolate, breeder calls them silver
Peachos
They're stunning!
balsamicninja
I also have a silver lab. She's a good girl.
TossacointoyourWitcherOvalleyofplenty
You sure they're not lab x weimaraner?
grrumble
Yeah, they’re registered as chocolate! That’s what they think happened decades ago to get the color, though :)
TossacointoyourWitcherOvalleyofplenty
They're super pretty and those eyes, oh my lawd. Good dogs, well done!!
grrumble
Thank you!
BelarusianPotatoFarmer
Seriously people, don't put bettas (or any other fish for that matter) in bowls and vases. Give them the proper care they deserve.
knuckledeepinachicken
Proper care means a balanced diet with sufficient protein because they are carnivorous, enough space for exercise to keep their heart
knuckledeepinachicken
healthy, a proper tropical temperature between 76-82F, and clean, stable water conditions. A 20 gallon long is the perfect sized enclosure
knuckledeepinachicken
for someone who wants to keep their fish healthy, but doesn't want a huge tank.
nigglemaster
Also, don't put stickers on hardhats unless you want an OSHA write up.
ZoidbergIsGreat
Is it because you can't see the outer structure and could miss a defect? Cuz otherwise I don't see why it'd be an issue
nigglemaster
I don't think it's true, but my OSHA instructor said the chemicals in the glue compromises the integrity of the hardhat.
BelarusianPotatoFarmer
I... Was unaware of this
annamalnomster
This is a good PSA. I had no idea they couldn’t live in bowls. I had one in college that probably died for that very reason :(
BushelBasket
Mine had a 15 gallon tank with a water filter and tons of natural plants. Lavar was a baller
romrider07
My mom gave hers a 200 gallon tank and he would flash colors every time she walked by...that was one happy fish
BushelBasket
Awww! That's so cute! Lucky fish
romrider07
Yup she bought him after her angel fish died and the fish store told her "they are unhappy with big tanks" she told him to F off lol
BarryAllensSole
This. Was going to get one before research. They are not a low maintenance fish by any means and need a full on size aquarium to flourish.
mrxian
Are there any low maintenance fish?
ZoidbergIsGreat
I was going to do the same as I thought they were easy too. This is why you research any pet you plan to get prior to getting it though
AGiantSlor
Seasoned with salt and lemon for 1hr then battered and fried. That's common sense
TossacointoyourWitcherOvalleyofplenty
Iightly fried
Jipijur
johnhatten2
say that one more time
SanguineMyBrother
Yeah but it takes like a hundred of them to make a meal, same with hamsters. :(
pigs3different1s
Cui cui
TlalocTemporal
You need the supersized hamsters to make goy.
Sodee
You can get away with like 8-12 hamsters, they are like chicken nuggets.
bruudwin
and the baby hamsters are like baby carrots! but meaty!
rainyrivers
I saw a really neat bio vase setup at the local aquarium shop. Plant growing out the top for oxygenation etc. Otherwise agreed
knuckledeepinachicken
Even that setup is terrible. Plants like that don't affect dissolved oxygen in the water, they are intended to consume fish waste, except
knuckledeepinachicken
in order to use the nutrients in the waste it must first be processed by anaerobic bacteria, except there's no space for an anaerobic area
knuckledeepinachicken
in such a small enclosure, so the waste can't even be converted into a form the plant can use, so the plant is almost entirely useless.
knuckledeepinachicken
They're tropical and need temperatures in the high 70s to thrive, and they need space to swim to exercise or they can get heart disease.
knuckledeepinachicken
Quantities of water smaller than 10 gallons are difficult to hold the right temperature; trying to heat smaller quantities results in wide
knuckledeepinachicken
temperature swings that will stress a fish out worse than low temperatures. So with a small enclosure you're forced to choose between having
knuckledeepinachicken
your fish chilled or stressing them out with temperature swings, unless the ambiant room temperature is 78F or more.
Beezlebubble
I now feel bad for the beta my mom had in a vase for my like, entire childhood...but it was a big bio vase thing and loved quite a while.
Beezlebubble
Ate that the plant, hid in the roots. Usual fish stuff
knuckledeepinachicken
Betta fish are carnivores. They can't eat plants. He was starving and resorting to bottom feeding by eating microbes off the plant roots.
danafSparkleStar
I had one in a vase like that with a shrimp, some planted plants and a pothos growing out the top right on the kitchen island. ¹/2
danafSparkleStar
He lived for years and seemed happier than he would have dying in that little container at the pet store.
TheGreatAtomsk
#2 wasn't there a follow-up where the mouse partly ate the snake?
grrumble
Yes! Like everyone else said, don’t feed live unless you know they’ll eat it. It can get nasty and fast
TheBigBadBonerBiter
Yeah, don't leave live animals with snakes if the snake doesn't eat it.
ifyourfriendsdntdanceandiftheydntdancethentheyrenofriendsofmine
Also just don't feed your snake live animals, it can get injured then too.
Ringshadow
DING DING. Never EVER leave live food in with reptiles, even crickets will kill reptiles! (exception: mealworms in a bowl)
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
Same goes for just about ANY live feeding animals/bugs for ANY pet.
Ryanator50
...how?
Ringshadow
Crickets will eat the eyes right out of your reptile's head.
LCMcG
I can't speak for the crickets, but rats and mice can be vicious. And for a snake to not feed, it's not unlikely there's an underlying issue
LCMcG
pushing the snake to not eat, such as illness, stress from improper husbandry or their beginning to shed. I always recommend not feeding
LCMcG
Live meals because if the snake won't eat, the prey could do some serious damage.