Please accept my pork.

Dec 7, 2019 5:09 PM

SnowFoxandtheCrow

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I tried to be a good slut and go slow.

Recipe.

okay so youll need a slow cooker, a good pincic roast pork shoulder, and whatever spices and sauces you like. the secret ingredient though, is liquid smoke.

Set your slow cooker to its medium setting, and rub down your meat. I do a house mix of garlic powder, onion powder, pepper, salt, chili powder, and brown sugar. Placevthat bad boy fat side up in the pot for about an hour. Youll start to see liquid forming at the bottom and thats perfect. Add a couple dashes of liquid smoke, and I do mean a couple because its very strong.

After an hour, grab whatever sauce you like and drizzle over top of the fat. Turn your cooker to its lowest setting and let it run its course. The time will absolutely vary when it comes to different pots. The juices and fat from the pork will rise a hell of a lot but thats good.

then its just a matter of gently lifting the meat out, letting it cool for a few minutes, and deboning. I shred my pork and ladle in some of the juices from the crock pot into the meat. If its not up to snuff, Ill add some more of the house mix and a dash or two more of the liquid smoke and sauce.

Enjoy!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That is fucking gross!

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

I think your pork prolapsed

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Dont drip too much sauce.

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Jesus, thought they are trying to do away with porn. Nicely done.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Im an excellent meat fluffer.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I came

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as the guy from the vine said - “that’s what good pussy sounds like”

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Ow wow

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“Oh fuck put it back in”

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It won't go any further

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is far more sexual than it should be

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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I know you guys like this meat stuff but that looked like a zit being popped.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

I accept your pork.

6 years ago | Likes 290 Dislikes 5

I too, accept this pork.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Many thanks

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I also accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and corner beef. Not American Express.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Corner beef. It gets up in there, into the corners.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My body is ready

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What do you have

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry to be a hater....but ‘fall off the bone’ is a competition smoker’s term for overcooked...

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

This is what I was thinking as well. Although, I sometimes like slightly overcooked for mine

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's true for ribs, but I've never heard anyone claim that for pulled pork.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please push the fetus back in...

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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That’s worse...much, much worse.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NUT

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Sploosh

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6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What size (cups or quarts) slow cooker did you use? How much did the pork originally weigh?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When the buttplug was just a tad too big

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love the way you pull your bone out

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How did you cook it??

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I too would like to know.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asking the real questions here.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve cooked a few using this recipe. Bone slides right out every time https://youtu.be/j9pbsteTZCc

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't understand. The vid says use a smoker, you said you used a slow cooker. Which is it?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks smoked, maybe slow-roasted.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You may pork me in the mouth... please

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Zone Tan is my spirit Dominatrix.

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My new favorite gif

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Source?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be Queen's Blade, which is an ecchi, not a hentai... barely.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, appreciate the info!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slower you slut

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First thing I thought of. +1

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ill do better next time

6 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Howd you cook that? I've had some probs with my smoker

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

?1

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

that's right, pull out the bone. Just like that.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Did someone just start saying that or is it from something?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Came here to put the work in. Thank you for your perseverance fellow slut shamed!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Now slowly put it back in..

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Outstanding

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Necessary censorship

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She's got a tough tongue

6 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

it's because twi'leks love to try lick

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I need more information on this please and thank you

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Short film called Mr. & Mrs. Sith: https://youtu.be/dUAoUlbgDkg

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Ill take you to the Dark Side

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If this is porn, it damn well-produced porn

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nope. Short film called Mr. & Mrs. Sith: https://youtu.be/dUAoUlbgDkg

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which movie is this from?

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6 years ago (deleted Dec 7, 2019 11:57 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

'Mr. and Mrs. Sith' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBz--oWMvWU

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The Phantom Anus

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Short film called Mr. & Mrs. Sith: https://youtu.be/dUAoUlbgDkg

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Air Bud II

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Electric Boogaloo

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Corey in the House, you fucking degenerate

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Is this porn? I feel like its porn.

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Can confirm

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I don’t believe you. You better prove it

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Nope. Short film called Mr. & Mrs. Sith: https://youtu.be/dUAoUlbgDkg

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The credits were as long as the action. Also is almost porn. Lmao

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I'll be back for this.

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Man, I loved this video.

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