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I don't know what England footballer John Terry did to upset him.
Frankie Boyle on Piers Morgan's fanmail.
Piers Morgan is a twat, so I can't argue.
myweaknessisstrong
THere's a certain kind of weaponised sass that comes from the British Isles that you can't get anywhere else. That Margaret Thatcher tho
kattpappan
I like him.
SirNyeTheScienceKnight
Looks like Chris Brown's caps lock has a lot in common with his women...... He abuses them both
KingBanana8008
This guy is an asshole. He's my hero now
wantondisregard
My favourite quote " fucking posh spice would be like trying to unfold a deckchair with your cock"
AnatomicalMouse
COULDA WON THE CUP, BUT HE FUCKED IT UP, VIVA JOHN TERRY *clap clap clap*
rophiandis
#6 He said "an Olympic sport." Singular. As in skateboarding while break dancing. It pains me to agree with that piece of shit but damn...
OpKnowsYouDriveSlowNearSchools
TFW Points at heckler,states he reminds him of a monkey with its legs stitched together that his uncle made him fuck on camera in the Attic
TheElusiveEnchilada
Zero chill
DoNotEnterMyPoolAssMan
Holy shit, this dude needs to attend roasts!
alpinej0e
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkJqbO0zHss
NorthCrown
Giant chinese MOON CITY
ThePooFlyer
Ya CUNT
thetruejoz
He's messed up because he has dark sense of humor? I guess alot of us are messed up then.
DrNoMeansNo
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Well the English are well known for their ships...
OfficialJoeBiden
Some of these are funny, but a lot are cringy and forced. Jokes aren't funny just because they're dark.
aliGG
I saw him perform at a stand up place in Edinburgh once, all my friends were appalled while I was laughing hard #awkward
capitainechips
Well. That was refreshing
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
I can hear Frankies voice when I'm reading these quotes. Good shit.
steponabich
#9 only loosely related: a person told me they prayed for a stranger in a wheelchair and performed a miracle because he walked after, >
steponabich
> but I didn't want to tell him the guy was probably fucking with him, and not all wheelchair users are paralyzed from waist down.
KunFayyaKun
You forgot my favorite: http://imgur.com/gHcMKrK
tarataqa
As an American: http://img2.gifmagazine.net/gifmagazine/images/726875/original.gif
KunFayyaKun
Lol. I am American as well, unless you ask the jingos on imgur whenever I make this post.
FragPenguin
I read all of those in his voice
alpinej0e
"Why was Neil Armstrong 1st on the moon? Apparently he just went for it after getting fed up waiting for the result of the coin toss".
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
Fellow listener of The Unbeleivable Truth?
alpinej0e
Of course!
myr14d
... why is his beard so much redder than his hair?
TheGreatFucksFamineOf1982
Because red is the dominant gene on facial hair.
mdzmdz
His wife has heavy periods
fantasticfurry
Do people honestly like him? He just sounds like an asshole.
wetuttle2
+1, for a lot of them. But ESPECIALLY the Thatcher one.
NewProtectorate
Yay for misogyny amirite? YAY
rhinocandy
Nah, man. FUCK Margaret Thatcher
LavaAxe
Loved his bit about how Thatcher's funeral is the first time the three gun salute is fired into the coffin to make sure the cunt's dead.
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
Definitely
jonnnney
You forgot http://imgur.com/jOEwa
FernandoRumdebum
He used to be funny, but like most shock comics, he got known for it, and realised his only way to stay relevant was to be more of a cunt
alpinej0e
Not sure that's entirely true. I listened to him today and it was funny without any shock humour or cuntishness.
alpinej0e
For reference: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08npnh8
lulu82
I needed this. I cried laughing, and my eyes were really dry, so yay. And now to work.
Forsooth167
Okay, as an American I have to ask; Whats with the Margaret Thatcher hate? Not defending her or anything, I just barely know who she was.
StTriniansHeadBoy
It was her destruction of the manufacturing base of this country that meant we got in the shit during the recession. That's the least of it.
fyndir
Milk Snatcher explained: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/7932963/How-Margaret-Thatcher-became-known-as-Milk-Snatcher.html
alpinej0e
She presided over mass coal miner/union strikes and high unemployment, was anti-gay (look up "Section 28"), and killed social housing.
alpinej0e
https://www.josharcher.uk/blog/why-margaret-thatcher-is-hated/
Gladius82
Thatcher Thatcher milk snatcher. The most reviled prime minister in the history of the UK. Hated the poor.
keillrandor
The perfect Conservative then... :p :-/ :(
fyndir
As Prime Minister Thatcher oversaw restrictions to trade unions, a regressive flat tax to pay for local services (the "community charge").
fyndir
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_miners%27_strike_(1984%E2%80%9385)
fyndir
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community_Charge
BUBBA2000ART
During the so called "boom time" in the 80's she also sold off pretty much the whole country's infrastructure, trains, telephone, gas, power
BUBBA2000ART
Created a false economy with loads of money being in the "public" purse but in reality it was her and her ilk got rich, now her political
BUBBA2000ART
Party have just sold off the Royal Mail and are desperately trying to sell off/privatise the NHS In a word SCUM
baldewok
The BBC kicked him out because of that haunted pussy joke. Twats.
WithPride
He deserved to be kicked out, he's done much worse and that was probably the final straw. He's an asshole, to be frank.
DrPeroxide
Frankie*
mdzmdz
I'm not sure about kicked out. I thought he was just fed up of what he thought was his best material not being aired.
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
Nah, plenty of outrageous thins said on TV. Frankie's is just politically and socially relevan, raises issues, establishment can't have that
Animala144
My favourite joke of his was about why Jordan started dating an MMA fighter.
pdbravo
No it was because he said Rebecca Adlington looked like a reflection in a spoon and she got upset so he packed in for a bit
pdbravo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrMBPVNNqVc
Deadpoolio7
No they didn't (https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/media/2009/oct/19/frankie-boyle-mock-the-week), he's still on the BBC
mdzmdz
Back there in 2009...
Deadpoolio7
Feels like it was just yesterday
DickDastardly404
That's not really how it works. He was never a permanent "employee" it's more of a decision on their behalf not to hire him for their 1/2
DickDastardly404
shows going because his comedy wasn't really in-line with the BBC attitude. Unfortunately it's the same for most TV comedy in the UK 1.5/2
DickDastardly404
the average demographic of people who like Frankie and people who watch conventional British TV are continually diverging. 2/2