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Senddankmemeshere
That last one is hearwarimg.
ciiral
The Thomas train is better than what she asked for, I wouldn't even be mad.
Ouroborus
That last one though. James Fridman is an OK guy.
Aeav8r
OMG Jewpeter made me spit out my drink. That one legit laugh among the sensible chuckles.
vonPlosc
Really Fucking Jewpeter?
Californiasnow
Jewpeter....I see what you did there.
grumpychameleon
Fly me to JewPeter
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Jewpeter.
freehugsforeveryone
#27 shots were fired
TheMostKink
The guy that requested it is probably totally loving it.
Frogthebountyhunter
Last one
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
James is the type of person I'd like to play Xbox with
jsun003
"jewpeter" ????????????????
AlexSkullUterna
https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Jew+peter_62198b_5167373.jpg
anonemoose2
#10 "Jewpeter"
IncorrektGramerNazi
jewpeter
Goldenteckel
"Eyefell tower"... golden !
Martellus
#18 Would actually be a nice novelty shirt
112864
did he put lionel messi's hair?
The3DPrintingPolak
Indeed
oloolooloolooloolo
#12 is far better than it would have been with a real train !
VagisilToothpaste
My thoughts exactly. If I were the person who requested that picture I'd be perfectly satisfied.
Arracor
People say he never grants requests 100%. They were fucking WRONG.
callmethelizardqueen
Yeah #27 if pretty good too!
BenSwol0
Jewpeter. JEWPETER.
IreallywantmynametobeSpaghetti
Lost it at "make my eyebrows bushy" haha
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
"Ironing board." Man, #4 is kind of a cunt.
Achromos
I want to go to Jewpeter, sounds interesting.
ShutupKarl
There is no way that women understood the "Messi morning hair"
bigmeaniepants
Did you mean "woman"? I'm not trying to criticize. It's just that your comment might read drastically differently than intended.
Seethreepeeoh
this what my day is like managing staff in regional offices. But sad rather than funny.
LeSethX
Do you have people saying "jewpeter" and "eyefell tower" as well? Those were new to me
Pixel8yt
"Please move these boxes" comes back later "why didn't you move the boxes" "I did they are now one foot to the left"
ElbowdeepinElmo
or "I didn't know how so I waited for you to return"
Syntox94
#1 perfekt, she doesn't need some changes
LittleKnownOne
To her though she is still trying to upgrade from her 9.8 man to a 9.9 or 10.
Syntox94
bigger is not better
LittleKnownOne
Still, she thinks it will help her compete with the girls that her current target is attracted to.
keaoli
or she just feels like seeing what big tits look like on her, who knows
MikeMcAwesome91
I don't think he put that Russian guy in America. "Supercentre"
samsonguy920
Looks like a Walmart in Quebec, which is in North America.
FireBreathingFerret
Triggered
bannyd
i came here for this comment
Snooj
Oh dang, never noticed that before. You are correct.
SairAerwyn
Places near me have stupid fancy spellings of shite like that. I'm in Minnesota. Shoutout to all those who are freezing but won't move!
callmethelizardqueen
Like what, 10 of you? I live in Az nothing but a sea of blue plates!
owlest
what do you call those in america
Magsnificent
Supercenter, we don't need your fancy European letter reversals here.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Probably a Canadian Walmart. So he's in America's hat.
TwoDogsInABathtub
Walmart seems very uncanadian
Logan9Fingers
Jewpeter haha!
lemonstudmuffin
http://www.tabletmag.com/wp-content/files_mf/125483708520091006famguy.jpg
HelpIHaveNoUsername
holy shit I did not get that until you said it.
Logan9Fingers
I live to serve, Mr. Fish.
Cilvaa
That one always gets me.
AmachiHitsugi
I lost it.
crazyman124
I hope you find it soon.
billionsofeyes
I am not a smart man - that took me until this comment to get..
Logan9Fingers
But you have so many eyes!?
FerrousBuehler
While entertaining, it has shown me just how fucking stupid and pathetic some people really are.
IllegalDuckling
I think most of these people know what they're getting themselves into.
FerrousBuehler
I'm commenting more on their lack of confidence and ability to use the English language.
SilverStyle
99% of the people asking him to Photoshop something, are expecting him to do something fun with it. That's the point.
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
The internet is a serious place that should not be taken lightly sir. Do contain your "jokes" in the future. /s
Ephemeros2
yeah,,,but in some the outrageously bad spelling and use of words is almost pathetic.
VagisilToothpaste
I'm going to guess a lot of that was on purpose too, to garner a specific result.
VictoryWine
English isn't many of those people's first language, and even then they still tried to get their point across. Be humble.
FerrousBuehler
And you know every one of them! Popular guy!
Boxxerturtle
Some people may not understand the english language as well as you.
FerrousBuehler
Like a large number of America
daddygetsthebigpeiceofchicken
I'm beginning to think james isn't taking his photoshopping seriously
IncorrektGramerNazi
What makes you think that?
ParryLost
[Photo of James picking up a box labelled "Photoshop" with a deadly serious expression on his face]
BecozImBatman
He is but also.. He is necessary evil...
riceronijones360
He is. He's trying to make all these people realize that photoshopping their pictures won't solve their problems.
daddygetsthebigpeiceofchicken
That's deep
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Chaotic Good.
cancerriddenlung
Deep down James knows the truth
superseriouscomments
He wants people to give more specific instructions. I can totally get behind his cause.
YouThinkThatsBad
He’s the Amelia Badelia of photoshop.
BananasWillBeUsedForScale
Yeah totally! Whatever that means...
Krazykyle11
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TurtleSea3
That last one was very wholesome.
knurll
I would totally chow her mound.
nonCanadianGoose
It seems he has a keen sense distinguishing vanity from insecurity
F2PBTWP2WSCUM
Yeah that was dope
BobbingThroner
Honestly that girl is quite attractive but I've never been one to judge on skin color in general.
AmachiHitsugi
He actually does that a lot depending on the requester.
Ansatsunin
And very true, for all minor "faults".
HelpIHaveNoUsername
I've seen several posts of him doing this sort of thing.
i0jofjio4fh942
U mean lame?
i0jofjio4fh942
Cuz it was really lame
Novirtue
They say birthmarks are a sign to how you died on your last life, that girl must have been Rasputin.
DotheHopper
Fucking savage ! IT is going to ban imgur in office now.
RatchetTheWusky
Or.. or burn vic...
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thefrompleman
The funny thing about opinions is there is no right or wrong :D
giraffesarecoolarentthey
That's just like, your opinion man
Reviire
Well that's a bit fucking dense don't you think? You can't really decide what other people like and hate.
Snooj
It's subjective. There are definitely people out there who find it more attractive.
PmMeGifsForSauce
That's not better. More attractive with vitiligo isn't the same as vitiligo don't make you ugly. That's a false dichotomy.
Snooj
Maybe so but both comments are still based on the idea that beauty is objective. It is not.
PmMeGifsForSauce
I get that. I just mean it's not better to say hey that's someone's thing. It's best to say, maybe it's not but that doesn't matter.
Vambee
I think you may have that a bit off. He's saying that some people will find her as attractive if not more w/vitiligo.
PmMeGifsForSauce
I got that bit. its basically fetishizing her vitiligo. Im saying that's not better. What's best is to maybe think it doesn't matter at all.
LittleKnownOne
He only does this crap for girls and it is ridiculously frequent. I wouldn't be surprised if he hit 'em up in DMs with a "lemme smash."
Arracor
He was nice to that guy with the 'giraffe neck'. Still trolled him, but the supportive message was there too.
nyrb
Ikr, as if anyone ever could just be being nice right?
ThisIsGod
Dont hate the player, hate the game.
tlouman
He did it for a toddler too, the one who died and they asked him to remove the tues (2nd letter key is dead)
AeroEngineer
Yeah, that's nice of him... playing music while a toddler dies is pretty inconsiderate. Unless the tunes are solemn...
tlouman
I meant tu(letter after a)es, my 2nd letter key is dead
AeroEngineer
... but 'n' is the second letter from the right on the forest row of the keyboard ;-)
Twilix01
What about giraffe-neck guy? He was reassuring about his neck there too.
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
According to LittleKnownOne's logic, he hit up giraffe-neck guy with a DM too
LittleKnownOne
If that was the case then why didn't he say "you good" and send back original image like he does for girls/women?
MrMaRzZ
Because.
VodkaPls
PudgeTheFish
So the guy could still have a fun story?
Twilix01
Probably for comedy's sake, like with that one girl that asked for giant tits, and he did that, having a crane holding them up.
PmMeGifsForSauce
It's as frequent as you search it. And women are the only ones sending him 'im so ugly, make me pretty' pictures. Don't try to spoil this
LittleKnownOne
Guys ask to look happier or have six pack abs, etc. I don't search it, just every time someone posts this there are 1-3 "you go girl" types.
PmMeGifsForSauce
exactly, 1-3 out of how many? Not really frequent. And a guy with an ms paint joint in his hands, clearly isn't begging for a pep talk.
PmMeGifsForSauce
If he was trying to slide into some dms, I see quite a few he could have did it with if that was the goal...
shorr
He wanted to look sad. Six pack "fur gurlls" got same treatment as make my boobs big