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Sep 18, 2019 11:30 AM
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softestvoice
NEVER too soon.
cousteau
What they gonna do, kick him out ot his own party?
CrownedHeadJohn
What anime is this
TacoFox
Really...its Wade, they just should of ignored it, that would of gotten his goat.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
At least it didn't say "I killed Banner and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
MKaiser
God Damn it Wade, Seriously man
GCRust
Oh everyone in the second panel needs to unwad panties. And screw the writers for making them act like this isn't a bi-weekly event.
Richter12x2
Who's the strongest Avenger NOW, BITCH?
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Deadpool is Canadian right? If so this joke makes more sense to me.
dandyno
Wait! What! How? Which comic and which issue is this?
SarcasticObiWanKenobi
?
ChocolateDachshund
Is that medusa with the ample red hair? Thought she was a baddie
Domehammer
Is this before or after Carol Danvers went full nutjob arresting people for thought crimes?
Shineupordown
Who killed Hulk now?
pianoNoodleTraveler
Hulk cant die. It is canon, see immortal hulk.
Nilowame
I don't know about the comics, but putting Hulk in the deepest part of our ocean (between the plates) would surely crush him.
GrimdogX
Nah, Hulk depending on what version he is can come back from nearly being vaporized.
TheBiggestRipOffSinceWebster
This was before Immortal Hulk. In fact, it’s what lead into Immortal Hulk.
Sageypie
Was a recurring theme in Immortal Hulk, just Banner realizing that he could not die, even from what he explicitly thought to be a way to.
NoCarrotOnlyPotato
Redhead in the back has giant hair. That's gotta be like 10 lbs of hair. Neck pain all day.
konelhft
That looks like Medusa. Giant hair is literally her superpower.
iamthisguy247
It appears she would like to speak with the manager.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
She has that type of energy about her
Lambdafish1
Carol Danvers? More like Karen Danvers, amiright?
jjm152
Captain Karen.
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
sXeisSexy
Spider-Man/Deadpool #12
NotInItForTheUPVOTES
Was this b4 immortal hulk?
TheBiggestRipOffSinceWebster
Yes
RolandTheLastGunSlinger
I just made this comment on a dc snipint... WHAT THE FUCK IS W THE CHARACTERS SAYINFG “BRUH” ITS FUCKING STUPID
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Yeah, I don’t hate it when people say it, but it’s weird to see comic characters saying it.
GrimdogX
Ah you must be new to humanity, Slang is a thing that entire communities can adopt and has existed in fiction for centuries
LimpShrimps
Bruh just because you don’t follow slang doesn’t mean it’s not in society.
SwiftyRich
Bruh
Yinyang107
I mean people actually do say that though
drunkpanther
Also, deal with your actions. You can’t just “get over murder” carol.
narniasreal
Idk, I got over it pretty quickly... I mean, I never killed anyone... I'm innocent, I've never even been to Camp Crystal Lake...
HomelessJesus
Hmm, well you seem innocent enough. Would you like a camp counselor position?
narniasreal
Only if we're all having lots of sex, drinking alcohol and smoking weed.
HomelessJesus
It’s a children’s camp for the mentally disabled, you’re hired
narniasreal
Nice, but I don't have to really look after those kids right? They'll be fine on their own playing near the lake?
whyisthisusernametaken
Bruh
Marffin
Ah.. you have been found... Commenting "Bruh" in comics shan't save you now..
Anonymouz127
Wait is Batman and Catwoman behind Deadpool?
jumpandxp
Taishosama
I feel like Clint would actually like it. Though I don't really know the character that well.
zztophat1
He would, comic book hawkeye is pretty cool with deadpool. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/873/315/a5d.jpg
worgenboy
"I have no idea if that's funnier than if you messed up the detonators in them." -Clint later at the bar, probably.
Mikeiller
You don't. Clint really didn't want to kill Bruce and turned himself in to be tried for murder after he did.
AGreaterDane
How on Earth did he kill the Hulk?
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
With an arrow Bruce designed himself as a Hulk killer, to be used in a situation where the Hulk presented clear danger to others.
kitiny
Poor writing essentially
Yinyang107
He didn't exactly, he killed Bruce Banner. IIRC it was a special arrow that Bruce had given him.
reineseele
...also Bruce did the old "lets tinker with gamma radiation to find a cure...nothin bad will happen probably"-razzle dazzle
Abekrampe
I thought the entire premise of the hulk was that he and banner shared immortality.
TheUnknownX
See there’s a comic series that deals with this exact premise following his death. It’s called the Immortal Hulk. I highly recommend it.
HeroOfKvatch1
Deadpool: These are the fucking comics, not the MCU. Hulk will be back before any of us realize it.
rgzdev
Only a matter of weeks before it gets cancelled and rebooted again.
GregoriusDaneli
In fact, there he is right now. And he's wearing the shirt intended for Clint—aaaand he just tore it in six different places. Oh, well.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Now he's also sorta immortal as his death counter is starting to reach Ben Reilly range.
Richter12x2
Sure, you've been dead, but have you ever ben reilly dead?
LoopStricken
Not much sorta about it, his ongoing comic is literally titled Immortal Hulk.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Well have they tried Vaporizing him during the day or in UV light? That would have the best chance to kill him.
LoopStricken
Yes they have.
DarkBusterBaron
He got eaten by a swarm of bugs in a post apocalyptic future and regenerated.
snfgrim
Imortal hulk is currently running
CNQuake
Yep, about 1 year and 8 months for the hulk to return.
ISayShenanigans
As a friggin' NINJA! (Or somewhat a ninja... He was brought back by the Hand!)
leethario695
How did he come back again, I never read those comics.
CNQuake
Cosmic being just revived him, although his current ongoing series states gamma people can just resurrect themselves. So, take your pick.
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
revived or created ? Because it wasn't Bruce Banner right. So it was another hulk . And how did Hawkeye kill the Hulk?
CNQuake
Hawkeye killed bruce when he was gamma free, cosmic guy brought Bruce back but with full hulk powers. That's the quick and dirty version.
i0NLYdownV0TE
I read that Marvel thought their comics weren't diverse enough so they killed him and replaced him with Cho and will stay dead.
HypnoChanger
Even if that is the case, it won't last. People don't buy comics of off-brand knockoff superheroes. They're doing this stint where 1/
HypnoChanger
they want to give their new diverse cast a leg up by handing them the mantles of existing heroes, but people pick up Iron Man for Tony 2/
HypnoChanger
Stark's Ironman. They pick up The Incredible Hulk for Bruce Banner. When the replacements fail for long enough, the part of marvel that 3/
HypnoChanger
still wants to make money will force them to bring back the characters who actually sell well.
Dagordae
Ah Cho, they made an Asian character and made his power be(explicitly stated) being very good at math. Also Hulk’s already been brought back
Dagordae
As nobody really like Cho!Hulk. Which is par for the course for their forced diversity replacements though apparently fem!Thor got a new,
Dagordae
Actually competent, writer who may save the character. Too late for Ironheart though.
Armored0Titan0
What about Kamala? I liked the first couple volumes, just didn’t have a place to get more.
NuFinalSaber
Pretty sure he's already back.... And is eating people.
Sageypie
Not sure on eating. He did absorb that one guy though, but that guy was a bit of a dick, to be fair.
peopleperson
To be faaaair...
Sageypie
praximus
Wait, Clint killed Hulk?
MrBEC
Heart-attack ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
narniasreal
I can picture it
MrsRodriguez
Yes but as always it was complete PIS.
cousteau
I'd say "he got better", but shit… just… just don't read Immortal Hulk, okay?
cousteau
(PS: totally do read it; that shit's awesome.)
koalagijtze
yes
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
... how?
koalagijtze
with an bow and arrow
TrueLegateDamar
Shot a deHulkified Bruce Banner in the head with a gamma arrow Bruce gave him if he lost control, which he hadn't when Clint shot him.
NeverEndingStoryMachine
I think that's up for debate. Clint clearly believed he was Hulking and that's why he did it.
cousteau
He was totally about to lose control! Didn't you see it in his eyes? Anyone? Guys?
MeowWoof
So, an arrow radiating the energy that turned Banner into the hulk in the first place kills the hulk?
cousteau
No, it kills Banner.
TheStaleBread
So Marvel equivalent to Batman killing Superman with kryptonite?
cousteau
More like Superman giving Batman a kryptonite ring to be used if ever needed, only it does get used.
PauLogic
Supes is a good boy.
cousteau
That's Krypto.
TrueLegateDamar
So it was murder, but the jury and US supported Clint and were celebrating the Hulk was dead, throwing bottles at the heroes at the funeral
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
Huh. I thought 616 Clint was pretty devoted to the 'don't kill' thing?
Mikeiller
He used to be. Then Bendis started writing him, killed him off, and brought him back dressed like a Mortal Kombat ninja
Shineupordown
i don't even know who clint is ...
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TehSpirit
is not like the visions could be manipulated or something
PaintYourWagon
Well yes but the thing about that is Marvel comics are a tire fire and dont know what they are doing
chaoticbinary
but it was also shown that the visions weren't exactly clear cut and were only possibilities that could happen
CityYeti
Why did he do it then?
NotTimon
If he lost control, the arrow wouldn't have worked, Bruce trusted Clint to make the call.
GrimdogX
Because a mutant with the powers of minority report had a vision that Hulk would brutally murder the avengers
idredman
Cause the death of a major character sells loads of comics.
CityYeti
That doesn't really answer my question
wolfpreist
Civil War 2, Inhuman precog said hulk was gonna go on a rampage and kill people, clint had agreed with banner to kill him to prevent it
Mikeiller
Clint thought he saw Bruce starting to transform and shot and kill him.
Mikeiller
it was part of a dumb storyline with some guy who could see the future predicting crimes before they happened.
TrueLegateDamar
Because they needed to start Civil War 2 and divide the heroes in two camps, pro-preemptive murder led by Carol and anti-murder led by Tony.
NeverEndingStoryMachine
Do you not remember the fact that Bruce gave Clint the arrow and told him if he ever saw him on the verge of of hulking out to do it?
MelonDramatic
Anytime someone tries to win a war before it starts innocent people get hurt
d0o0o0d
I kinda think Tony could probably be convinced that killing someone before they did something really bad was okay.
Illidanite
He actually kinda brings this up. He defers to captain america in this moment.
Aecusim
Why do I always see Carol on the side of psychotic murder and fascistic tyranny?
jjm152
Because she's a strong independent woman who don't need no man.