How To Give a Sharp Whistle (I've always wanted to learn this)

Jul 26, 2016 1:46 PM

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I spat all over my laptop

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PHBHBBTTTHH

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Instructions unclear: passed out because I forgot to breath inbetween attempts.

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Step 5: realize your fingers taste disgusting.

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I'm deaf and I'm not sure this will work, but... (*tries*)... nope, nothing. Lies.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Huh? Fingers in mouth? to whistle?!? why? you have teeth, tongue, lips, lots of stuff there already, usable for whistling...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

step 1: Be a dad

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I DID IT! I FUCKING DID IT!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Each time I see this, I try it. And each time I try it,

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"Experiment with different finger angles and lip tuckage until you find the sweet spot".....alrighty then

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The art is really freakin creepy for this

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Directions unclear. Did step one and got shot by a rival gang.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nice of you to come back and warn your fellow imguri--I mean, gang members.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, does this mean you were shot down by reddit?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was doing this so long I nearly fainted. Nothin

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Since I have an extreme tongue tie it is impossible for me to do this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn my sausage fingers, I almost died.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and that is the less succesfull way to roll the joint, kids...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did it! took about 10 minutes and nearly woke up my kids!

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everytime i see this i try it step by damn step and end up slobbering all over my damn hands.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Same here! God fucking dammit. Can't get it to work!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I drooled all over my hands for no reason, thanks OP

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear: Extremely light-headed and spat everywhere.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard it works better if you put your fingers in the other hole.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sound and look like an idiot at work right now. Like I usually do.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i slobbered all over my fingers

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just learned regular whistling at 27 years of ages. This shit be way beyond me.

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Step 5. Buy a whistle https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GPVP1IO/

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You, sir, are making America great.

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Step 6. Yell rape anytime someone unattractive comes near.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Classic

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Like this?!!

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You are just the greatest

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I can't look at it and not laugh

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Right?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Directions unclear, killed a homeless person.

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lol wut?

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Both “directions” and “instructions” are a series of orders or steps to gain a result. In addition, both are words that imply knowledge.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 18

when I try to upvote science but everyone is hating

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You're fun at parties

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HOLY SHIT I DID IT!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Either you did or this is quite a poo troll.

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Last time this was posted, with much effort I had a single loud whistle. Then no more.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I figured out how to do this back in 4th grade. During the whole of an Orioles baseball game.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Go O's!

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oh man, what tastes like ass?......

9 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 1

your tongue.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you been fingering your bootyhole again?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ass.

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v

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Kylecorn's finger when he tries to whistle?

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Kylecorn reference and burn? +1.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Damn a kylecorn reference. Old school. Was so sad when he deleted his account.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He did? Sad. The legend lives on in our hearts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? WHATTT??!?!? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Really? For shame

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