From my previous post, people were asking how my wife and I play non-cooperative games.

Jan 16, 2018 4:02 AM

Wife and I planned for two years to have this setup. #marriagegoals #wifegamer

Original post https://imgur.com/gallery/if9mr #splitscreenisdead #xboxone #atari #ps4pro Edit: Those saying: 1.”Dem tvs is too high, whata bout your necks!” It’s zero trouble/strain. 2.”What about sound?” We both use headphones. 3. “Must be nice with no kids and dual income.” We have a 5 year old who also games, she split-screens on moms side.

I have new relationship goals now.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Play together, stay together. Nice.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife hates video games and calls them childish. I’ve tried so many games to get her into it but nothing works! I’m jealous @op

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

thats looks like a perfect setup for Monster Hunter World.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goals

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The family that plays together, stays together :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wife her again

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sweet orgy couch.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What about sound

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Headphones

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#bringbackthelivingroom

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My other half and I have our own gaming rooms as I don't think she could put up with me constantly making up stupid songs about the game.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"When I grow up my whole living room will just be one big bed with videogames and chicks"

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dam Son

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

people who play videogames would have the tv closer

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This answers all of my questions. Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're living the dream

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is called parallel play and it’s my favourite kind. My friend and I set up double teevs all the time and play one player games together

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're post gives me such inspiration for my bf and my future house

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for that blanket

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#MarriageGoals

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You should try swinging.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My wife: I play games. I play the Sims. I like decorating the houses and killing everyone to make them haunted. ...... O.o

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You married a psychopath, they are great in bed. +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish. The meds killed the sex drive

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you both use headphones or something? How does the sound work?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes, headphones

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooooooh la-dee-dah, Mr. I-can-afford-curtains-instead-of-trash-bags over here

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I have the same entertainment center (only one though). Ikea?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Correct

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You two must be very happy. I don't recommend talking about banging her mom when she's winning.

8 years ago | Likes 492 Dislikes 5

Or you could to float the idea mid game with a fallback of “just joking about classic gaming trash-talk”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially not if your wife is your right hand. Unless it's into that sort of thing.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or calling out a SWAT team.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Teabag her IRL and see what happens?

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Anything to get an edge

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

With her mom? It’s more of a handy cap.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

How else will she learn?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When he's playing games with his kid's though, it's not only appropriate, but true.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Well, technically he IS a "motherfucker".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP, where did you get the entertainment furniture? I may want to get something like that if the bottom parts open.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ikea, yes, drawers outsides, 3 middle doors. We built it on their planning app

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool I'll have to check that out. Need to replace the one we have now since all the console sit out in the open. Already had some stolen

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sir are one lucky SOB and to your wife Sainthood awaits you.

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 6

Thank you, you made her laugh and fist bump me.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

I demand instructions on how to find such wife material. Or a map!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

First step - have a good personality.. fuck failed step one..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah. Just be you and the right one will come along. -TheWife

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like a step by step wiki how guide

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#dink?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

double income, no kids

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dual income with 5 year old

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

even better!

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