Oct 27, 2017 6:44 PM
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Burkeybumkins
When you want someone to be four times as dead.
idkwhatodowithmyhands
Any source who the engraver is?
luzriel
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coldare10
If it takes more than 1 shot, you are clearly not using a jakobs.
NCPilot
For when you need to make absolutely sure something is dead.
Altaren
When you want to say fuck you, two bigger fuck yous and one mega fuck you all at once
ifihadonlyknown
This is a very expensive gun . The manufactures cater to wealth clients. Each gun is a work of art, gold, silver, platinum, and jewels
Imadeupausername
Damn thats so awesome i want that looks like something out of final fantasy 8
nipaxon
This should be available in HD
Cannabiscopse
For when you want to shoot a rabbit, 2 deer and a duck all at once.
Zambuca
Does it have four triggers or some sort of switch?
gameboyman
Learn how to make things more deader
lloydchristmas61
It’s a pistol, 2 rifles, and a shotgun. ????
muwka
Vicissitude
Fuck you and your three smaller friends.
The different caliber bullets are awesome too kill a little kill a little more or kill real hard!
DaierMune
.22 targeting round, two rifle slugs, and a 20g shotshell?
12gauge
These combination guns only shoot center fire cartridges. No rim fire such as .22 rim fire.
kojenk
Thats a Siegbarste Gewehr. Grimms use them to kill Siegbarstes.
playstation360
Now that's what you need to survive the apocalypse in style. Never know what kind of ammo you'll come across.
JustAnotherPOG
I would want them chambered in more common calibers. None of those are super rare, but they aren't super common either.
MightyIink
A gun with 3 different calibers? I need to sit down and take a moment...
TheOneWhoCutsTheCheese
New exotic for Destiny 2? Lol
I friggin wish
CaptianThor
That fucker must be heavy as fuuuuuuck
goofyfoot2010
Fuck
isbs
J/w, why do you think that?
4 barrels
BrockStudly
When you go buck hunting but you don't wanna miss that quail and OH SHIT A BEAR
AMRIV
None of these cartridges are suitable for bear.
The side by side rifle rounds might do it. But they also might not, even with both.
Yachts13
This is Gold.
tellingyouhowitreallyis
Law enforcement rifle. 1 for warning, 2 for killing, 1 for blacks running away.
Uglybuck
Do you choose your bullets based on how much you hate the target?
DreadCarcass
No this gun fires largest to smallest
NerdN1
You choose it based on what you're aiming at. The small bullet would only piss off a bear, but the big one would explode a rabbit.
captainfuckingobvious
The "big one" is a 20 gauge shotgun and is great for rabbit shooting. The other three arent
GoodDadJokes
Shoot all 4 barrels are once
FsImgur
Always a good option
Nsturge
and shoot right between the eyes both shoulders and at his belly all at once
Cakesndots
That's an irl delete-button
horsebananas
It's called an "Alpha strike"...geeze.
TysonGoesOutside
I've got a friend that accidentally fired both barrels on a 470 NE. He was down on 1 knee and rolled onto his shoulders. Hilarious.
ontimegreg
That's the first thing I thought too
Flymolo30
"and that kids is how I shattered my shoulder"
biglongandgirthyusername
calm down satan
PaulTomblin
And explore into space.
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
A Steppenwolf reference?? +1
Explode. Stupid autocorrect.
KysExpress
Like guns or not gotta give props to people who engrave them takes real skill and lots of time
LurkingTrout
It has to look nice because for some people it's the last thing they'll ever see, better make it something pretty.
deltajesus
As if that's ever gonna be fired, let alone at a person.
KingCornish
What kind of damage would that do in a D&D game?
Einstein9073
d6, d8, d8, d12. The thing is that as a cartridge-based weapon you can load it completely untrained as a move action. Faster trained.
ZircZZ
1D4 improvised weapon.
Ginocide
1d6,2d8,3d4
tomyironmane
In 3.5 modern they do 2d6, 2d8, 2d8, and I'dd guess 2d6 for the 20 gauge shotshell.
3.5 modern? We 5e now.
I stopped updating after they foisted 4e on us.
Also the shotty depends on the shell loaded. I did 3d4 to split the difference.
Alfadorfox
right but the shotgun would be a cone with a Reflex save to take half damage, instead of a normal attack roll.
which shows you how little they know about shotguns.
And how little I know. >_>
That is a combination gun referred to as a vierling because of its four barrels.
Iseenaples
I thought it was called a 'time to fuck some shit up gun'
showoffarts
Or does it have 4 barrels because it was named a vierling?
LuvMeMore
Username checks out
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
I want one.
ARandomHelljumper
Is that where the Flakvierling 38 WW2 quadmount gets its name?
nidpants
"Flak" is short for "Flieger-abwehr-kanone" or "air defense cannon". vierling means four-thing, so yes.
ucfh
I love safari guns.
Safari guns were generally larger than an 8mm mauser. Look up Holland&Holland.
Safari guns came in calibers as small as .240. Developed by holland & holland. http://www.chuckhawks.com/240Apex.htm
Huh... learned something new. It was still a belted magnum round, though.
Well yeah, you're killing a fucking wildebeest after all.
Crispydoomcakes
The "general purpose rifle" of its time. Still popular in Europe
if you can afford the $20,000+ price tag and are allowed to own guns.
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
The most expensive one produced in series I ever saw was 152 000€
wouldn't surprise me. Got pics?
Highest price on a firearm I have personally heard about was a Turnbull TAR-10 sold for charity at $136,000
sgbench
I'm guessing you can somehow choose which round to fire?
Yes, vierlings generally have 2 triggers and selectors to switch between shotgun and rifle barrels
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InterstellarMan
Just fire 'em all at once! Big boom boom time
Nope, totally random. And a 5th possibility that just makes a “wah, wahhh” sound
GibsonRickenbacker
F’in hilarious
MoPowahBaybeh
LOL!great shit there.
IllegalDuckling
Don't forget the secret 6th option that makes the gun shoot heat seeking missiles.
ipostthesamegif
pull the trigger hard enough and they all go off at the same time
NinjaSpork
best I can do is 17 caps
GadenKerensky
Get a real gun. Get a plasma rifle.
MadCat221
Smell that ozone, man.
Or a Gauss rifle I suppose; ballistic weapons with sophistication.
HighwayWizard
17 caps? That sounds like the kind of cheap price a synth would pay.
ShoopMcCloop
Word of advice, never call your mother a synth unless she is one, yikes
DiggyDark
Maybe your the synth for bringing me such high tech weaponry
RoboTavish
Careful, the Railroad might go full-on Synth Justice Warrior on you.
Mechwarrior719
Probably too busy trying to liberate a vending machine or something.
theeggmanANDthewalrus
This commonwealth ain't gonna improve if you keep accusing everyone of being a synth, Myrna.
TheRealAethrys
Shame everyone forgot Xrays exist and synths are undetectable because fuck you, that's why.
Burkeybumkins
When you want someone to be four times as dead.
idkwhatodowithmyhands
Any source who the engraver is?
luzriel
.
coldare10
If it takes more than 1 shot, you are clearly not using a jakobs.
NCPilot
For when you need to make absolutely sure something is dead.
Altaren
When you want to say fuck you, two bigger fuck yous and one mega fuck you all at once
ifihadonlyknown
This is a very expensive gun . The manufactures cater to wealth clients. Each gun is a work of art, gold, silver, platinum, and jewels
Imadeupausername
Damn thats so awesome i want that looks like something out of final fantasy 8
nipaxon
This should be available in HD
Cannabiscopse
For when you want to shoot a rabbit, 2 deer and a duck all at once.
Zambuca
Does it have four triggers or some sort of switch?
gameboyman
Learn how to make things more deader
lloydchristmas61
It’s a pistol, 2 rifles, and a shotgun. ????
muwka
Vicissitude
Fuck you and your three smaller friends.
Imadeupausername
The different caliber bullets are awesome too kill a little kill a little more or kill real hard!
DaierMune
.22 targeting round, two rifle slugs, and a 20g shotshell?
12gauge
These combination guns only shoot center fire cartridges. No rim fire such as .22 rim fire.
kojenk
Thats a Siegbarste Gewehr. Grimms use them to kill Siegbarstes.
playstation360
Now that's what you need to survive the apocalypse in style. Never know what kind of ammo you'll come across.
JustAnotherPOG
I would want them chambered in more common calibers. None of those are super rare, but they aren't super common either.
MightyIink
A gun with 3 different calibers? I need to sit down and take a moment...
TheOneWhoCutsTheCheese
New exotic for Destiny 2? Lol
HartigansBumTicker
I friggin wish
CaptianThor
That fucker must be heavy as fuuuuuuck
goofyfoot2010
Fuck
isbs
J/w, why do you think that?
CaptianThor
4 barrels
BrockStudly
When you go buck hunting but you don't wanna miss that quail and OH SHIT A BEAR
AMRIV
None of these cartridges are suitable for bear.
AMRIV
The side by side rifle rounds might do it. But they also might not, even with both.
Yachts13
This is Gold.
tellingyouhowitreallyis
Law enforcement rifle. 1 for warning, 2 for killing, 1 for blacks running away.
Uglybuck
Do you choose your bullets based on how much you hate the target?
DreadCarcass
No this gun fires largest to smallest
NerdN1
You choose it based on what you're aiming at. The small bullet would only piss off a bear, but the big one would explode a rabbit.
captainfuckingobvious
The "big one" is a 20 gauge shotgun and is great for rabbit shooting. The other three arent
GoodDadJokes
Shoot all 4 barrels are once
FsImgur
Always a good option
Nsturge
and shoot right between the eyes both shoulders and at his belly all at once
Cakesndots
That's an irl delete-button
horsebananas
It's called an "Alpha strike"...geeze.
TysonGoesOutside
I've got a friend that accidentally fired both barrels on a 470 NE. He was down on 1 knee and rolled onto his shoulders. Hilarious.
ontimegreg
That's the first thing I thought too
Flymolo30
"and that kids is how I shattered my shoulder"
biglongandgirthyusername
calm down satan
PaulTomblin
And explore into space.
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
A Steppenwolf reference?? +1
PaulTomblin
Explode. Stupid autocorrect.
KysExpress
Like guns or not gotta give props to people who engrave them takes real skill and lots of time
LurkingTrout
It has to look nice because for some people it's the last thing they'll ever see, better make it something pretty.
deltajesus
As if that's ever gonna be fired, let alone at a person.
KingCornish
What kind of damage would that do in a D&D game?
Einstein9073
d6, d8, d8, d12. The thing is that as a cartridge-based weapon you can load it completely untrained as a move action. Faster trained.
ZircZZ
1D4 improvised weapon.
Ginocide
1d6,2d8,3d4
tomyironmane
In 3.5 modern they do 2d6, 2d8, 2d8, and I'dd guess 2d6 for the 20 gauge shotshell.
Ginocide
3.5 modern? We 5e now.
tomyironmane
I stopped updating after they foisted 4e on us.
Ginocide
Also the shotty depends on the shell loaded. I did 3d4 to split the difference.
Alfadorfox
right but the shotgun would be a cone with a Reflex save to take half damage, instead of a normal attack roll.
tomyironmane
which shows you how little they know about shotguns.
Alfadorfox
And how little I know. >_>
12gauge
That is a combination gun referred to as a vierling because of its four barrels.
Iseenaples
I thought it was called a 'time to fuck some shit up gun'
showoffarts
Or does it have 4 barrels because it was named a vierling?
LuvMeMore
Username checks out
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
I want one.
ARandomHelljumper
Is that where the Flakvierling 38 WW2 quadmount gets its name?
nidpants
"Flak" is short for "Flieger-abwehr-kanone" or "air defense cannon". vierling means four-thing, so yes.
ucfh
I love safari guns.
tomyironmane
Safari guns were generally larger than an 8mm mauser. Look up Holland&Holland.
ucfh
Safari guns came in calibers as small as .240. Developed by holland & holland. http://www.chuckhawks.com/240Apex.htm
tomyironmane
Huh... learned something new. It was still a belted magnum round, though.
ucfh
Well yeah, you're killing a fucking wildebeest after all.
Crispydoomcakes
The "general purpose rifle" of its time. Still popular in Europe
tomyironmane
if you can afford the $20,000+ price tag and are allowed to own guns.
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
The most expensive one produced in series I ever saw was 152 000€
tomyironmane
wouldn't surprise me. Got pics?
tomyironmane
Highest price on a firearm I have personally heard about was a Turnbull TAR-10 sold for charity at $136,000
sgbench
I'm guessing you can somehow choose which round to fire?
12gauge
Yes, vierlings generally have 2 triggers and selectors to switch between shotgun and rifle barrels
[deleted]
[deleted]
sgbench
InterstellarMan
Just fire 'em all at once! Big boom boom time
showoffarts
Nope, totally random. And a 5th possibility that just makes a “wah, wahhh” sound
GibsonRickenbacker
F’in hilarious
MoPowahBaybeh
LOL!great shit there.
IllegalDuckling
Don't forget the secret 6th option that makes the gun shoot heat seeking missiles.
ipostthesamegif
pull the trigger hard enough and they all go off at the same time
NinjaSpork
best I can do is 17 caps
GadenKerensky
Get a real gun. Get a plasma rifle.
MadCat221
Smell that ozone, man.
GadenKerensky
Or a Gauss rifle I suppose; ballistic weapons with sophistication.
HighwayWizard
17 caps? That sounds like the kind of cheap price a synth would pay.
ShoopMcCloop
Word of advice, never call your mother a synth unless she is one, yikes
DiggyDark
Maybe your the synth for bringing me such high tech weaponry
RoboTavish
Careful, the Railroad might go full-on Synth Justice Warrior on you.
Mechwarrior719
Probably too busy trying to liberate a vending machine or something.
theeggmanANDthewalrus
This commonwealth ain't gonna improve if you keep accusing everyone of being a synth, Myrna.
TheRealAethrys
Shame everyone forgot Xrays exist and synths are undetectable because fuck you, that's why.