Staircase fetish

Nov 19, 2017 10:11 AM

Sumstufffofun

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Didn't realise how staircases could be so interesting

Functional hand rail or Fuck off.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Use the wooden one with the angles in socks. I️ dare you.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can’t stop stairing at these masterpieces

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My OCPD is so pissed off at most of these right now. Except for the spiral one with the slidey bit, that one’s cool.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guess building code don’t apply to the rich?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow look at all these staircases that wont pass an inspection.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As beautiful as these are, some of them give me instant anxiety and I would not use them

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

10/10 would fall up AND down them

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have a toddler and just swallowed my tongue

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

#1 I can just imagine misstepping the first step down that sliding down the side and getting rocket propelled into the corner wall.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not mature enough to not kill myself on many of these stair cases, a few to many slide like features.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That first one will be really helpful for all those times I sit on the staircase and read

8 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 1

It looks Soooo comfortable

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm doing that right now!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it also adds seating room I guess..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

None of these are drunk proof.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They’re cool stairs until you come home shitfaced

8 years ago | Likes 253 Dislikes 2

Seriously, I can't walk up or down half of them sober let alone stumbling drunk!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except for that one with the slide! "Honey, come to bed." "Ok, just one more trip down and I'll be there!"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's what the elevator is for. Duh.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some of these look intentionally designed to kill people.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I never realized I had a staircase fetish before

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Half of these are just a couple of beers away from being a lawsuit.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I can imagine myself falling down many of these.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Drunk me hates all of these.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Many of these seem extremely dangerous. Except the slide one, I’d definitely use that.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Getting furniture up most of these would be terrifying

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Ts amazing what you can do when you’ve got a shit tonne of money.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

And no sense of practicality

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And really believe it's impossible for you to break your neck if you fall.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Last one is terrible. Don’t like that forced foot design but to then fill one side with junk so you have to take giant steps is just stupid.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

*alternating tread staircase. Nice in factories & hunting cabins, that's it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha. Yeah, I didn’t have enough characters for that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've just got too many random facts!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You ought to check out the Loretto Chapel’s Staircase, @op!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you , It's amazing!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For sure!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my, would you look at that! Some of these aren't even actively trying to kill you!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The ones that are, are probably Australian.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never helping any of these people move in or out of these homes...

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Why would you want your floor to be coming up like #8? That just doesn’t make sense

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Confirming my adulthood, my first thought was "it'll NEVER be clean!!"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Railing codes? Fuck that.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I find every one of these to he tacky and most of them very dangerous. Except for the one with the slide; that's neat I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 7

What about the bookcase one? Apart from that I totally agree

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The slide looks like there a multiple spots where your arm could get treated between the slide and the wall.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Welcome to aestically pleasing accidents waiting to happen warehouse!

8 years ago | Likes 968 Dislikes 3

People need to have some slope to their stair

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely couldn't wear socks on some of them!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are what maybe 3 that’d actually meet code?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can break a bone basically in any way, not saying they should design without safety in mind, just that enjoy the design and dont buy it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#1 looks like a broken femur paradise.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I can already feel my bones breaking just from looking at these.

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

I mentally sheared a kneecap after my feet slipped off at least two of these

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am so clumsy I probably fell from these once a week. Especially those in the first picture.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's. all. one. picture. (Mobile user)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worse for the ambulance crews that'll have to extricate their injured assess

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Good thing people tend to fall down, not up.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or they trip going up, hurt a knee/ankle and after a while upstairs, cramp up/have the adrenaline wear off and realise they can't walk down

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of these lead to the lower floor.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't all staircases lead to a lower floor?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only if you're already on the upper floor.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0