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My wife's face when I use puns to ask her for sex.
Sep 19, 2016 5:26 AM
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Sindarian
Oh ramona
Outmention
BurgerChipsAndOnionRings
Hahaha, wife.
ZaeMillion
For mine it plays out like that "both" cartoon gif, except replace the word both with sex.
ohnotheregoestokyogogogodzilla
What do you mean "ask" ?
firefighter26
Reverse it and that's the reaction I get...
BlackElkSpeaks
More like:
RudolphsRedNo
You found a good one
hanabakemono
That's a good face. You got a good wife. Keep her and love her and make more adorably bad puns.
ntzrmtthihu777
Pun-itration, if you will
Kleinstlebewesen
you mean like that : https://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/7947426_f260.jpg
RyanMatthew
DickDynasty
BigAZNMan
Dropping hints doesn't work.
Vysh2
Wife? That'd be the day, if it ever comes.
MabelandDipperPines
Oh stop rubbing it in
Oregonian
a...and start rubbing it out? o.o
MabelandDipperPines
well played, good sir
angelsichor
Lusty oregonian aren't you?
Oregonian
Not much else to do when it rains like 90% of the year.
angelsichor
Why do you think there's so many of us Irish?
Serabii
Stormskythe
I gotta pee on her
WhatsTheMatterBeavis
Why ask?
fiddleleaffigfanatic
Was it.? Want to bump uglies??
Oregonian
I think when I posted this she said our 4 month old son was being a pain in her ass, and I said "If you want some time to warm up, I 1/2
Oregonian
2/2 could be a pain in your ass. ;D"
WillYouMarrowMe
Bob64
HFW she gets it.
Oregonian
Dunno why that made me laugh as hard as it did.
Bob64
ArcticAnimal
My girlfriends face when I use puns to ask her for sex http://replygif.net/i/1273.gif.
QuazMasta
I see "image could not be loaded" on the hover-over, which totally works in this case.
TheBluePowerRanger
Hahahaha. This is so much more accurate. +1 for you good lad
Sitraka
You should watch over her brother.
mormacil
Ask her brother for advice.
Enquidou
Exactly :(
Standingranby
Sister* My sister's face when in ask for sex.
Arvandor
Posted pic is wife-her material, your gf should probably be on the way out ;P
Rihn
Never understood "asking for sex". Who does that? Me and my gf just..have sex when one of us start rubbing stuff.
MundaneFinality
A nonverbal request is a request nonetheless.
Dennylicious
That's the way it should be
Standingranby
Because every time I just demand sex the manager at Whole Foods tells me to leave.
Highlander8795
If the internet has taught me anything it's that we all need clear intentions and audible consent before having sex, or it could be rape.
firefighter26
Not to mention signed affidavit, preferably notarized, and a written agreement that defines mutual expectations & limitations.
RogueTampon
You're physically making a request for sex, and that's no different than saying "Hey babe, wanna have sex?"
bigfloppydonkydong
Get married .. you say "I do" and she says "now I don't have to". My sex life sucks.
keyblader1985
Yet when *I* do it, it's "creeping out everyone on the bus."
GruthMcGranger
I read "creeping everyone out in the barn". Then I re-read it and had a second round of chuckles.
goldenbananamango
Have you tried showing off the goods?
keyblader1985
Good idea!
kastabbin
Its a trap
Krympehl
That's pretty much how it was for me and my ex. I didn't like that it was so simple. We ended up in sexy times more than doing other things.
mormacil
What what waht is wrong with that?
TripleKitten
I see no problem with this
kastabbin
I once knew a guy that complained that his insanely hot wife wanted sex too much. I wanted to slap him. Im getting that feeling now too.
Ananamone
HtownFreethinker
I been in this position several times!
jekath
Basically how we do it too. Except we have and understanding that I basically just do her when I want to.
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
That's not fair
jekath
Why not?
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
So if she wants to, do you shut her down?
jekath
Oh, and just to clarify - her mating call is to annoy me until I screw her. She'll keep talking when I read or call me a sissy.
jekath
No. What made you think that?
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CommanderCheesewheel
How about you leave.
INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
No, it's not. It's rape when it's never been discussed or stop is ignored. Otherwise it's a normal established part of their relationship.
TripleKitten
Fuck outta here with your Tumblrina bullshit
AcidOPhilus
How about no. Please read the legal Definition of rape again.
Camelspotting
I don't make the law. http://app.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=9A.44.060
AcidOPhilus
" "Consent" means that at the time of the act of sexual intercourse or sexual contact there are actual words (1/2)
AcidOPhilus
or conduct indicating freely given agreement to have sexual intercourse or sexual contact." so it's not legally rape. (2/2)
DarthDragon7
To hell with you and your happiness
olegh
Let's just pretend OP is lying.
thechainSnatcher
here here
Phocks
RavenousMaw
My cousin keeps comparing my attitude to Ted's. Not sure it's a good thing.
CandyMinion
Apparently you both lucked the fuck out! APPRECIATE THAT SHIT!
Oregonian
lol, when we first met we had mutually agreed it was a one night stand, then we spend two years straight together. XD
CandyMinion
I would maim and murder for someone to seduce me with puns, no preference in age,gender or appearance. Or Star Trek or Star Wars reference!
Oregonian
Spent*
CandyMinion
Quit poking eyes out of love-challenged people, we're immersed in enough pain already. Or keep up the good example for us all to strive for.
Oregonian
If it makes you feel any better, since none of our family knows, we met on Craigslist. XD
CandyMinion
Hahaha, skeezy... Well,it's still not as bad as: " We met at a gangbang."
CandyMinion
May I be so rude to ask the sexy punt that was made please....
Oregonian
We have a almost 4 month old son "Our son is being a huge pain in the ass today..." 1/2
Oregonian
2/2 "Well if you want some prep time, I can be a huge pain in your ass. ;D"
CandyMinion
Hahaha. Although I expected more nerdy punny flirty.