May 17, 2020 1:06 PM
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ghotinchips
It’s dickskin!
illTemperedMutatedSeaBass
v
SpammaJamma
You can understand them too. Not that mumble rap crap.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
SoDakSmoker
As an auctioneer these never get old.
JimWysocki
Apparently a cowboy hat is part of the dress code.
ReLeVaNtUSERNAMESareReLeVaNT
For livestock auctions yes it is
jfk1
well i love this
PeanutSaucer
Vernon Yoder straight up spits, man. Bars for days
GlowstickJedi
Chimponzoo
The Auctioneer: https://youtu.be/WaVTxiPBJgM - Leroy van Dyke
FocacciaIsLife
Rural beat boxing is too underrated.
cmchapa84
Fucking unnecessary
levelor
The the mememaker - you must not actually listen to hip hop. Though this is still funny.
quingwong
Yes, I don’t understand why people think rapping fast = good. If anything it just makes it harder to understand.
DeepFreeze187
This slaps!
slimeng
Sauce! https://youtu.be/RJDY6fDoSzo
Kompi
Thank you, that was a good watch lol
Badwolf09
joserwb57
And no autotune needed
PaulieCarbone
Are these people part of some sort of disability group?
HtNrN
HornyPolice
This is Kate Beckinsales daughter I believe
pickleparty91
She always looked out of place was she abducted or something who is she I recognize the guy she’s with
TotallyNotVillain
That's Micheal Sheen & his daughter
Thewhizbywantstoeatme
ThereIsAlwaysRoomForOneMore
Cocaine is helluva drug...
Eryche
Low-key want to see a retired auctioneer become a successful rapper JUST to see what name he came up with
regretthisalready
My dads a semi-retired auctioneer and his nickname is Skeeter.
TreasonousCheeto
$old-er boy
linearcore
Holy shit.
potentiallyunsafe
So is the hat a perk or a requirement?
Depends on what you are selling. These guys are selling at a livestock auction contest.
nonCanadianGoose
Designation of achievement
Hat of quick speech
ImahumanIpromise
Really wish some of these got more than 5 fuckin seconds
Agreed. Dustin Focht needs his own album.
sleete
https://soundcloud.com/dxdigital/20190618-rockstar-21-extended
Hanska01
My friend claims there are actually classes (in her area in TX) where you can learn ‘auctioneer speech.’
It is called an auction chant.
Had a friend in school go into that because he was really good at imitating the micro machines guy. It pays fairly well.
LobsterBandito
I know someone who went to a supposedly famous one in Iowa.
dirtmarker
retroman688
I use this for music to study to.
FishOn1
Mac?
Idk. Part of a dump on here
AntonymTraveler
It can be watched on other computers too.
R3dstickles
My first thought as well
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
What song is this? I’ve been trying to track it down for ages
ISniffedGinOnce
jakaii
YESSS FINALLY THANK YOU
No problem
MyBigMouth
Jimmy Dickskin?
He is far from a real auctioneer.
IT’S DICKINS!
S'what I said Dickskin.
RonnieKielbasa
McMurray's a piece of shit
Frodomann1
TheLiquor
But I can actually understand some of what these guys are saying.
242seehund242
Muhfugen bix nood?
ruferto
maybe cause you're trying instead of giving up and going "this is rubbish"
Ritzert
I'd be afraid of bidding cuz i'd have no fucking clue what the bid was at, i'd raise my hand and end up paying $3.7 million for a cow.
DarkestHappyTime
A very nice cow.
UVAChemE2013
But can you really?
Jagergeist
I would be terrified to go to an auction like that, thinking I just bought a $10 item and handed a bill for $7,358 that everyone else heard.
Kehy
These are livestock auctioneers, so at least you know the rough price range for what you're getting
iguessihaveto
They stay pretty consistent in how they say the numbers, the rest is mostly filler, and they go up by quarters unless someone shouts a bid.
It's intimidating on purpose but once you listen for a few minutes you get the hang of it. And each quarter is said a different way so you
Don't get mixed up by all the 5s. It goes dollar for an even number, dollarn a quarter, dollarn a half, dollar seventy five, now two.
Okiedokieartichokie7
Yeah. And they are being compared to mumble rap. So...
arkuamore
Huh, thats interesting.
crimpitdown9001
... and not a face tattoo among them
Hurro
Probably don't even snitch on their homies. Smh
worldsokayestspeler
I bet they actually could make really good money at rapping. Also why do auctioneers have to talk like that
It is to encourage competition and have real price discovery in the market. You want it bid again.
Copperbrat
They make pretty good money at auctioneering too. And the speed is meant to motivate bidders and make them feel pressed to decide quickly 1/
rather than linger over their considerations. Gives the proceedings an air of excitement and authenticity, which means more profit. 2/2
ReadOnlyMemories
I believe it stirs up excitement amongst the bidders and may cause them to bid more because it's happening so fast. Also moves lots faster.
SoundFuture
And if you've ever sold livestock at an auction that lasts several hours you'll really appreciate the pace staying up as well as interest.
Ah that makes sense
HatinS8N
No it don’t.
Yes it do
They talk like that cause they are all 1st cousins who marry each other
ilovebigmutts
Is it just one shared hat?
It’s part of the uniform. Kinda like a designation of rank at livestock auctions
Shrike99
I can't tell you because it's not my turn to wear the hat.
tazedconfused
Its said that the hat wears you, gives you subtle directions and a need to consume brisket
TwoSpeedTony
The hat is actually manifestations of a single entity moving backwards and forwards in time. Google the one hat (electron) theory.
Well, if one of them wears a black hat, everyone else is going to assume they're a thief and trying to cheat them.
keyblader1985
In the full video, the only person not wearing a hat is the only one who's actually outside.
freegallegal
It’s the hat that gives them the power
RealScruffy
It's a pick of destiny type situation
steviEa
Where do you think they get their powers?
beansofthunder
It's an enchanted hat. +10 speech. It's how they can talk so fast
stankginchfurbuger
+10? Holy shit. If I had that hat I'd be convincing heaven I was God, not selling the contents of repossessed storage units
TheForbiddenSemicolon
I think so. Don’t rappers all share the same gold chain?
petpet3d
Oh snap
Whatsname
This answer deserves to be framed. +1
TheManWithTheVan
Kind of. They rotate through Mr. T’s collection.
ILaughAndCryEveryDayFromU
Same women
rionaemer
No, we share one set of emotions, except their all woven together in a massive, psychic web.
I was under the impression all men shared the same brain. Hats could also work, in an occupational sense.
Vijo
That's a misconscription, the brain is shared in a hive and there are multiple hives, that's more efficient than 1 brain for all of the men
Some guys have been keeping it for weeks thanks to stay at home orders
It sounds like you need to get the repo team on that
It’s not all bad. We stayed “manned up” while the one guy with the brain gets depression and/or anxiety.
PrecogFrogOnALog
I wish i could come up with a clever response to this, but it's not my turn to use the brain.
Oh, look who's using the brain now
What number are you in line?
Spooner1
Wont be my turn till early morning in December, at least I can plan moms christmas gift.
ghotinchips
It’s dickskin!
illTemperedMutatedSeaBass
SpammaJamma
You can understand them too. Not that mumble rap crap.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
SoDakSmoker
As an auctioneer these never get old.
JimWysocki
Apparently a cowboy hat is part of the dress code.
ReLeVaNtUSERNAMESareReLeVaNT
For livestock auctions yes it is
jfk1
well i love this
PeanutSaucer
Vernon Yoder straight up spits, man. Bars for days
GlowstickJedi
Chimponzoo
The Auctioneer: https://youtu.be/WaVTxiPBJgM - Leroy van Dyke
FocacciaIsLife
Rural beat boxing is too underrated.
cmchapa84
Fucking unnecessary
levelor
The the mememaker - you must not actually listen to hip hop. Though this is still funny.
quingwong
Yes, I don’t understand why people think rapping fast = good. If anything it just makes it harder to understand.
DeepFreeze187
This slaps!
slimeng
Sauce! https://youtu.be/RJDY6fDoSzo
Kompi
Thank you, that was a good watch lol
Badwolf09
joserwb57
And no autotune needed
PaulieCarbone
Are these people part of some sort of disability group?
HtNrN
HornyPolice
This is Kate Beckinsales daughter I believe
pickleparty91
She always looked out of place was she abducted or something who is she I recognize the guy she’s with
TotallyNotVillain
That's Micheal Sheen & his daughter
Thewhizbywantstoeatme
ThereIsAlwaysRoomForOneMore
Cocaine is helluva drug...
Eryche
Low-key want to see a retired auctioneer become a successful rapper JUST to see what name he came up with
regretthisalready
My dads a semi-retired auctioneer and his nickname is Skeeter.
TreasonousCheeto
$old-er boy
linearcore
Holy shit.
potentiallyunsafe
So is the hat a perk or a requirement?
SoDakSmoker
Depends on what you are selling. These guys are selling at a livestock auction contest.
nonCanadianGoose
Designation of achievement
potentiallyunsafe
Hat of quick speech
ImahumanIpromise
Really wish some of these got more than 5 fuckin seconds
linearcore
Agreed. Dustin Focht needs his own album.
sleete
https://soundcloud.com/dxdigital/20190618-rockstar-21-extended
Hanska01
My friend claims there are actually classes (in her area in TX) where you can learn ‘auctioneer speech.’
SoDakSmoker
It is called an auction chant.
nonCanadianGoose
Had a friend in school go into that because he was really good at imitating the micro machines guy. It pays fairly well.
LobsterBandito
I know someone who went to a supposedly famous one in Iowa.
dirtmarker
retroman688
I use this for music to study to.
FishOn1
Mac?
dirtmarker
Idk. Part of a dump on here
HornyPolice
AntonymTraveler
It can be watched on other computers too.
R3dstickles
My first thought as well
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
What song is this? I’ve been trying to track it down for ages
ISniffedGinOnce
https://soundcloud.com/dxdigital/20190618-rockstar-21-extended
jakaii
YESSS FINALLY THANK YOU
ISniffedGinOnce
No problem
MyBigMouth
Jimmy Dickskin?
Badwolf09
SoDakSmoker
He is far from a real auctioneer.
LobsterBandito
IT’S DICKINS!
MyBigMouth
S'what I said Dickskin.
RonnieKielbasa
McMurray's a piece of shit
Frodomann1
RonnieKielbasa
TheLiquor
But I can actually understand some of what these guys are saying.
242seehund242
Muhfugen bix nood?
ruferto
maybe cause you're trying instead of giving up and going "this is rubbish"
Ritzert
I'd be afraid of bidding cuz i'd have no fucking clue what the bid was at, i'd raise my hand and end up paying $3.7 million for a cow.
DarkestHappyTime
A very nice cow.
UVAChemE2013
But can you really?
Jagergeist
I would be terrified to go to an auction like that, thinking I just bought a $10 item and handed a bill for $7,358 that everyone else heard.
Kehy
These are livestock auctioneers, so at least you know the rough price range for what you're getting
iguessihaveto
They stay pretty consistent in how they say the numbers, the rest is mostly filler, and they go up by quarters unless someone shouts a bid.
iguessihaveto
It's intimidating on purpose but once you listen for a few minutes you get the hang of it. And each quarter is said a different way so you
iguessihaveto
Don't get mixed up by all the 5s. It goes dollar for an even number, dollarn a quarter, dollarn a half, dollar seventy five, now two.
Okiedokieartichokie7
Yeah. And they are being compared to mumble rap. So...
arkuamore
Huh, thats interesting.
crimpitdown9001
... and not a face tattoo among them
Hurro
Probably don't even snitch on their homies. Smh
worldsokayestspeler
I bet they actually could make really good money at rapping. Also why do auctioneers have to talk like that
SoDakSmoker
It is to encourage competition and have real price discovery in the market. You want it bid again.
Copperbrat
They make pretty good money at auctioneering too. And the speed is meant to motivate bidders and make them feel pressed to decide quickly 1/
Copperbrat
rather than linger over their considerations. Gives the proceedings an air of excitement and authenticity, which means more profit. 2/2
ReadOnlyMemories
I believe it stirs up excitement amongst the bidders and may cause them to bid more because it's happening so fast. Also moves lots faster.
SoundFuture
And if you've ever sold livestock at an auction that lasts several hours you'll really appreciate the pace staying up as well as interest.
worldsokayestspeler
Ah that makes sense
HatinS8N
No it don’t.
worldsokayestspeler
Yes it do
HatinS8N
They talk like that cause they are all 1st cousins who marry each other
ilovebigmutts
Is it just one shared hat?
nonCanadianGoose
It’s part of the uniform. Kinda like a designation of rank at livestock auctions
Shrike99
I can't tell you because it's not my turn to wear the hat.
tazedconfused
Its said that the hat wears you, gives you subtle directions and a need to consume brisket
TwoSpeedTony
The hat is actually manifestations of a single entity moving backwards and forwards in time. Google the one hat (electron) theory.
linearcore
Well, if one of them wears a black hat, everyone else is going to assume they're a thief and trying to cheat them.
keyblader1985
In the full video, the only person not wearing a hat is the only one who's actually outside.
freegallegal
It’s the hat that gives them the power
RealScruffy
It's a pick of destiny type situation
steviEa
Where do you think they get their powers?
beansofthunder
It's an enchanted hat. +10 speech. It's how they can talk so fast
stankginchfurbuger
+10? Holy shit. If I had that hat I'd be convincing heaven I was God, not selling the contents of repossessed storage units
TheForbiddenSemicolon
I think so. Don’t rappers all share the same gold chain?
petpet3d
Oh snap
Whatsname
This answer deserves to be framed. +1
TheManWithTheVan
Kind of. They rotate through Mr. T’s collection.
ILaughAndCryEveryDayFromU
Same women
rionaemer
No, we share one set of emotions, except their all woven together in a massive, psychic web.
rionaemer
I was under the impression all men shared the same brain. Hats could also work, in an occupational sense.
Vijo
That's a misconscription, the brain is shared in a hive and there are multiple hives, that's more efficient than 1 brain for all of the men
TheForbiddenSemicolon
Some guys have been keeping it for weeks thanks to stay at home orders
rionaemer
It sounds like you need to get the repo team on that
TheForbiddenSemicolon
It’s not all bad. We stayed “manned up” while the one guy with the brain gets depression and/or anxiety.
PrecogFrogOnALog
I wish i could come up with a clever response to this, but it's not my turn to use the brain.
HtNrN
PrecogFrogOnALog
Oh, look who's using the brain now
rionaemer
What number are you in line?
Spooner1
Wont be my turn till early morning in December, at least I can plan moms christmas gift.
PrecogFrogOnALog