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fhatpotatou
#10 I feel especially so because I woke up this morning with four hours of sleep and the flu. Feels nice, doesn't it?
Ilovestormswolvesbees
All the Coral jokes still get me every time. And fuck that show >.> so mad right now still
btdc
Young Carrie Fisher with the purple ombre. Whoosh.
kerouazy
#29 is my personal hell
GalaxyPatrol
Quality dump. 23/19
CitrusLimon
#1 I'll go around the room alright...
BigAdam
#1 - Had a top up class like that. At 6pm at night. No one fucking wanted to. Was a fun class.
amp99
#33 Heh, the 'peasant' is former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott.
highfiveskittens
According to the nerds that expanded the star wars universe the Death Star has two or so million on it.
SapphicCatgirl
It's funny, in German, the words for 'food' and 'to eat' are the same: Essen.But 'drink' and 'to drink' are different: Getränk and trinken.
Doggosaurus
No safety smoking first
Panserclaw
Leia with the purple hair.....yes please!
njkayak99
Bush did Ben nine?
FriendlyTurtle666
nine eleven be slide
OleLordMaximus
#26 is pure gold.
giantsteps92
I’m not big into the one making fun of the soldier.
sojujuseyo
It's a still from a so-called "stolen valor" video. The guy's uniform and story don't match up...he's not at all a soldier--just a liar.
EqualOpportunitySexualHarrasser
#17 That's actually the case in Hebrew. Eat and food are the same word.
Seeker61
Also, eat and edibles
mydogpoopsalot
We really should stop talking these memes for granite. I say we take them for no less than copper.
WillSmithChokingDogGif
#2
rza33boo
Such a hard scene to watch dammit.
KharnApproves
What a specific username. Now I’m sad
Garymcd
Fuck that fake army guy, total piece of human shit
Garymcd
FernandoRumdebum
#1 they tried that at the jobcentre once and this dude seriously just went "I'm not fucking doing that, it's retarded, move on"
rza33boo
I fucking hate that shit too. Good on him!
mebe21
I did it when I taught in college because it really helps me learn peoples’ names if I have info to go with it.
PotassiumMan
sojujuseyo
K....
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Wasindear
Freudian skip: when you say one thing and mean you mother
AwkwardKeming
Freudian skip: when you say one thing and you another.
AliBarber
Nearly. You nearly had it.
Wasindear
Maybe that was a Freudian slip
AliBarber
Maybe that was a mother's breasts. I mean fuck my mother.
diesoz
#29 physically hurt to read.
BritishGingerLefty
One of my friends is in real estate and says conservantry, how retarded is that!?!
kaijacoaster
The hammer is his penis
JazzSpazzCat
My co worker says "pacifically" and a little part of me dies each time. That and "jagger" for jaguar....kill me...
Unstoppablepizza
Fun fact: Germans use the same word for eat and for food, Essen. Take that Jaden Smith.
SpaceballsTheComment
For some it's also the plural of fire pit!
saintnicklaus
Ich esse mein Essen
koektrommel
And they can do it in Essen if they want to.
AliBarber
Bush did nine zeleve
WhoareyouWhoamI
Bus Ben did Nine?
MyAvatarIsChezborger
Bush did Ben...
OneNeoEon
Bus Hides In Leven
duisdaniel
the first time that I read, I though it says bullshit
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
I saw Die first tbh.
eldieron24
Bush did nice sin
P1mm3lp3t3r
I don't even know, how I could read "Bush slide nine eleven"...
TinkerThinker42
Bush his Ben bid
OtroBarry
Ben ten site sin
kgirl924
Ben even nine sin is what I saw. Nine whole sins. That's as many as 3 3s, and that's terrible.
AliBarber
You missed all the bold letters huh
shuya82
His bush did nine... I don’t understand.
AliBarber
The bold letters.
shuya82
Yeah I was just joking around, sorry.
davidjytang
Nega plz
sojujuseyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTT9MT0rMhU&feature=youtu.be&t=50s
clubpingu
Na Ge
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
IllegalDuckling
Naga plz
fhatpotatou
For those who don't study Chinese: it's "nàgè" (pronounced "nay guh")
truthsmiles
What does it mean?
YourWaifuIsTrash
I believe it means "that", although it apparently is sometimes used like "um"
aleisme
I don't speak/read Chinese but I spent the last 20 minutes finding the answer because it was bothering me, "that one".
asliceobread
That one
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
it’s pronounce “nah” yea?
LlamaEaters
Nah
sadlife
You can pronounce it nay or nah
asliceobread
Yeeehhhh
rmch99
Would be pronounces "nah" on it's own, but most accents make it a "nay" with the ge at the end.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
is that like a native speaker thing? because i never learned that or heard it.
crumpuppet
does anyone have the link to that album full of photoshops of this picture?
BalaurBondoc101
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crumpuppet
thank you :)
rikerman2020
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AjshitPai
Noot
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coldhandses
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/945/988/1fe.jpg
LIfe15
A sea of dots as far as the finger can scroll
circlebreaker
*presses END key*
OneNeoEon
I have always seen the sonic/sanic versions being reposted in dumps, so is this the source of the "All ways but physical" meme?
PRDWRaven
Yes it is
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crumpuppet
thanks :)
TheGreatPoobah
There's a webm out there that makes the rounds on 4chan occasionally. The bark isn't even an impressive one. Just a little yip. Or yiff?
Wasindear
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
CommunCreator
2, but it’s gotta be a really big lightbulb.
joshypazmino
I read "how many Freudians does it take to screw a lightbulb?" and thought that was the joke.
Wasindear
2, one to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold the father. COCK. LADDER!
DaleDobek
I read that in Lee Mack's voice
Wasindear
I think I first heard it from the mouth of Stephen Fry
databasedatabase
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing when you mean your mother. I mean another
sweetnaivety
I thought it's when you say what you're actually thinking without meaning to
databasedatabase
It's a joke dude
databasedatabase
Cause Freud was obsessed with his mother and basically said all guys secretly want to bang their mother
RossGellarWithoutFriends
Google says you’re right
sweetnaivety
Thanks!