THEY KNOW HOW TO CONTROL OUR MOOOKEY BRAINS! It's not fair! But they have a Biomectic scanner, 38nonrepeating 256bit encryption password, and a Favorite Teacher Question.. JUST for us to figure out what they want for dinner!
Nah, we've said what we want for dinner a thousand times and you say "nah" so we suggest something else and you say "nah", etc. so we've learned to just let you say where you want to go since our first 7 suggestions are going to get shut down and we're going to end up going to one of your top 2 choices anyway. Why waste everyone's time?
Dammit and I thought I was smart when I did this with my girlfriend. I'd do the "Guess where we're going for dinner" and whereever she'd answer would be where we'd go. Of course you guys already know the playbook.
Maybe you, but let me tell ya. Getting my wife to give me any options whatsoever is simply impossible. So, I just pick and somehow she's happy with that.
Then she probably genuinely doesn't care what y'all eat for dinner. I've never understood the "my wife/gf can never decide what to eat" boomer humor. Either we say what we want and it gets shot down, or they agree and we go there, or we genuinely don't care and still get harangued into coming up with something. There's no need to perpetuate a stereotype just because you can't learn how to communicate with your life partner. (Not YOU specifically, just venting to the void here)
Thanks for understanding! Everyone's relationships are different - cliches are fine as long as you're happy, stereotypes for the sake of stereotyping is lame (again, not referring to your comment). I wish you both the best and I hope you learn something new about each other tomorrow (I realize that's a weird sentiment, but love learning new things about my partner - after 17 years it always surprises me in a fun way and I hope many people have the same journey)!
kmcdonald121101
I just lost the game :/
Casually
She knew what she was doing.
pleaseacknowledgethecat
And now we’re all watching his wife watch the game
donegal
She's trying to say you something
defrostedtauntaun
kilgoth1
I mean... he isn't wromg.
CeoHuntingSeason
there is infinite amounts of this crap in instagram, please keep it there and leave imgur for funnies
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
2hands
<3 space dandy
kaltralliart
Dannyalcatraz
TOUCH! DOWN!
Sipulikeitto
But who's watching the watchers?
Rubyrose99
They had me in the first half, but it WAS actual POV, excellent!
pak0chu
I made nachos for the game and ended up eating ass
KatInTheCorner
No matter who wins the game, that guy already won.
sektorz
OUR wife comrade!
tmphillips11
DarkSock
She's really on the ball
VastMajorityRule
wetsocksinflipflops
Fuckin hell
Josiahkf
lol
VastMajorityRule
Its all you bud
cgt9803
It's business time
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business. That's why they call it business socks.
somecallmetimmmmkay
On Tuesdays we go and see your mother, but on Wednesdays…the conditions are perfect
RJK1988
It's when everything is just right
There's nothing good on TV
You haven't had your after-work social sports team practice
So you're not too tired
UnicornGlitterFartz
I like his painted toenail.
necrojoe
I feel like it's more likely a bruise, since the same toe other other foot isn't painted.
kujibur
4chyn
Anybody have this one in galactic quality?
raitchison
I also choose to watch this guy's wife watch the game.
MandrewJackson
It's an older meme, but it checks out
BonnieFlut
Who is upvoting this shit
Malinut
I came here to say this and now I don't have to. 🤪
Akseptance
I choose to watch you watch this guy's wife watch the game.
ISofaKingWeeToddDid
I choose to watch you watching Raitchison watch this guy watching his wife watch the game.
TwoDancingCaterpillars
SlayerOfGoat
That's just creepy.
MicahtheMartian
Fuck the game! Fuck the wife.
MuffinProof
And not in that order
Sarcastus
That needs to be on a T-Shirt.
4vie
Doggystyle! So you can both watch the game!
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
That's the best example of how similar expressions can mean different things in different contexts.
philmoregraves
You don't fuck the game you lose the game
Chronomechanist
Man, fuck this guy. With his stupid chiseled jaw and ability to still have hair into midlife, and his attractive wife.
FireSolvesProblems
Speaking of, you just lost it.
zcorneli
Damn you're old. Also, I just lost the game for the first time in like a decade. Damn you
FireSolvesProblems
CountryGuyMike
THEY KNOW HOW TO CONTROL OUR MOOOKEY BRAINS! It's not fair! But they have a Biomectic scanner, 38nonrepeating 256bit encryption password, and a Favorite Teacher Question.. JUST for us to figure out what they want for dinner!
VolcanoHerder
Nah, we've said what we want for dinner a thousand times and you say "nah" so we suggest something else and you say "nah", etc. so we've learned to just let you say where you want to go since our first 7 suggestions are going to get shut down and we're going to end up going to one of your top 2 choices anyway. Why waste everyone's time?
Somethingwittythiswaycomes
Dammit and I thought I was smart when I did this with my girlfriend. I'd do the "Guess where we're going for dinner" and whereever she'd answer would be where we'd go. Of course you guys already know the playbook.
CountryGuyMike
I cook at home, eating out is for chumps lol.
VolcanoHerder
Same principle when cooking at home though
CountryGuyMike
lol, okay w/e
thebonesofmyancestors
Maybe you, but let me tell ya. Getting my wife to give me any options whatsoever is simply impossible. So, I just pick and somehow she's happy with that.
VolcanoHerder
Then she probably genuinely doesn't care what y'all eat for dinner.
I've never understood the "my wife/gf can never decide what to eat" boomer humor. Either we say what we want and it gets shot down, or they agree and we go there, or we genuinely don't care and still get harangued into coming up with something.
There's no need to perpetuate a stereotype just because you can't learn how to communicate with your life partner. (Not YOU specifically, just venting to the void here)
thebonesofmyancestors
Hey I totally get it. Even I know my wife and I are a walking cliche sometimes. :) But I completely understand your venting.
VolcanoHerder
Thanks for understanding! Everyone's relationships are different - cliches are fine as long as you're happy, stereotypes for the sake of stereotyping is lame (again, not referring to your comment).
I wish you both the best and I hope you learn something new about each other tomorrow (I realize that's a weird sentiment, but love learning new things about my partner - after 17 years it always surprises me in a fun way and I hope many people have the same journey)!