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MRW I accidentally touch my nether regions after cutting jalapeños
Oh my god, I need to shower now!
Edit: This is what does it for everyone! Only posted cause I couldn't believe what I just did. But thanks for all the kind words telling me how stupid that was. I did indeed rinse my hands and some other places with half & half.
freeloaderr
My precious!
craze
yeah and don't scratch your nuts right after applying the Tiger Balm either. Trust me on this one.
fullsheet
Also, this time i made habenero hot sauce, and scratched my junk. That was the worst, milk wasn't sufficient.
quin11
OH! THE EVIL LAUGH IN ME JUST GOT OUT!!!
FrancAndBeans
Wow I just did this last night as well, but with chillies. I understand your pain.
GreaterDog
I love ET
CeleryMan7
that woman in the gif is scary looking
GimmeFreShaVoCaDo
Man it's Golum.
swatz
WOO like making those bacon wrapped, cream cheese filled, jalapenos for the grill? Always wash your hands after. *shivers*
alderda
Canola oil will take away the burn.
dvapop
Accidentally.
xraykittencooker
OOOPSIE
RobSquareBalls
robboscouse10
The black guy from CSI has not aged well.
mlp19822000
Coconut oil. So much faster than milk. I've had jalapeno juice in my eye. Let me tell you..
MagicHelmetOfDick
“Accidentally”
fullsheet
I'm dealing with this in my eyes right now. INfused my vodka with peppers for spicy bloody marys this weekend.
vbpirate
mavruda
I know what you mean. I often cut jalapenos bare naked and masturbate the same time thus not wasting time for 2 separate jobs.Multitasking.
KingPolicy
Kakhtus
That's hot.
DontStressitnow
Multitasking?? Let's be real here, that's how you get a creamy filling for the jalapeño popper
Lifeangel
It sucks but make sure you wash with warm water, it keeps the pores open to flush out the capsaicin. If use use cold it gets trapped.
DesolateTuna
+1 scrictly because i have never seen this wonderful gif before and you made spit out my coffee
cyno01
Full fat yogurt, sour cream, cream. Capsaicin binds to fat.
KleptoKea
So you decided to post this and tell us you desperately need a shower, instead of just showering.
FilthyRaider
Never Accidentally, surely?
ParsleySage
MrSpeedycola
MusicPirate
I did that but I was putting contacts in. That shit is painful.
swedishish
I did that taking my contacts out, and I honestly looked like I had two black eyes for like an hour. Fun times.
geonerd
Same - habaneros and contacts many hours and hand washes later. Spent some time writhing on the floor streaming tears.
AttackoftheRobotMonkeys
WHY WOULD YOU PUT CONTACTS IN THERE OMG
ItsCaptain0bvious
+1 but that's like "using a lighter to check if your tank is full" levels of stupid, mate.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
15yo me, cut a habanero and squeezed it into sleeping friend's mouth. It took 15 minutes for karma to get me back. Rubbed my eye. Such pain.
SpiralPotatoFucker
Flippinballz
I used to think Emma Stone was hot. Now she lookes like a wet chihuhahua to me.
IDidntDoIt
She got really skinny
PokeMasterWrath
What the fuck. It isn't like she had pounds to spare. Especially up top.
IDidntDoIt
Yeah you can really see it in 2006 pictures of her. She talks about it openly.
PokeMasterWrath
Oh, so she's back to normal now?
HMRyuuza
https://youtu.be/5AZaSZp4FMc
antijane
she would make a great Cruella
takemycoupons
You should try washing with peppermint soap. It's not so bad.
phukerstone
quick! milk your crotch! ... ... wait, i mean PUT milk ON your crotch.
rehtnaPxeS
I'd plow right into the sour cream bucket
TheMoistBandit
busybee
This works, though. My kid once got dried chile dust in his eyes and we rinsed it w/milk, then water. It works!
Squagglenater
This is no fuckin joke, i did the same shit and jumped in the shower. Water makes it so much worse, i soaked my junk in milk for 30 min.
Bassaker
It does only work withtaste buds. OP is fuuuuucked, like so fucked.
DevilDisowned
I think thats what he was doing
casbott
erischilde
Yo, actually hot pepper is a thing on kink dot Com. Cooter gets all red and angry. I think they use milk at the end. It's a kind of "punish"
ViciousZen
I love that the default place for finding a new fetish is in front of a monitor.
skch
what? NO! use lemon juice and then a nice rub with sand paper...
Flerbaderb
Hey dad...
Bo0zLe
thelittlevikingthatwould
Spicy dick milk?
Skromulator
JMassHysteria
I came to the comments looking for this. Thank you!
thelittlevikingthatwould
Happy to be of service. It's also nice to finally use some of the useless trivia I have stored away for occasions just like this
conflictmuffins
Nah... Rinse your bits off with Dr. Bronners peppermint castile soap!
phukerstone
lol, i use that soap. and sometimes the tingling is very pleasant.
conflictmuffins
I personally love that minty fresh tingle!
phukerstone
also, holy crap you look like kaylee.
conflictmuffins
Thanks, haha. I get that a lot! :)
phukerstone
right? especially if you rinse it off with cold water.