In your head they're still fighting

Aug 5, 2023 3:53 PM

controlsthepresent

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And in your arteries

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The UK is a major importer of Irish beef. Might have been nice to have left some in the country during the 1840s but instead they let the markets decide and that's why you won't find many small government libertarians in Ireland.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"With their hands, on the buns, and the beef, on their tounges, in your head, in your head, they're still bitiiiiing."

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I miss her

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haoew Naiow Broawn Coaow. N’orn l’ron?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a) It's the law. b) it means that there absolutely isn't any of that poisonous American stuff.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Can't give blood in the USA because I was in England too long... BSE what a bitch

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude.... you nailed it!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Horse

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tha feckin’ red coots are coumin.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Whale oil beef hooked.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

British beef is not something you brag about. I am not familiar with Irish beef, however.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Are you kidding, it's some of the best in the world??

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Obligatory link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah... I'm not sure how the whole UK-Ireland border is going to shake out post-Brexit. Those dates are gonna get ... well ... updated, IMHO

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That beef is 800+ years old

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

Yet still 100% Fresh

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You must be a GrillMaster.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not saying it contains horse, but the probability isn't zero.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Absolute classic.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't they have stopped using this for promotion after the increasing problems with mad cow disease, at least after the EU ban on British beef in 1996 and the start of mass incineration of cattle?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not in the UK and Ireland.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was fine again by about '98

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ironic, considering the huge BSE outbreak that was occurring & being covered up in France at the time… (And, of course, that even though similar bans for other countries were struck down as illegal, it somehow took until 2006 for the ban on British beef to be lifted)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Beef" is a slang term for fight or conflict in some English speaking countries. The title is a reference to a song called Zombie by a band named the Cranberries which is about the Irish Republican Army not letting go of past conflicts with the British and continuing the violence. "The Troubles" refer to this time of conflict. Hence a fight or beef between the British and the Northern Ireland.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They call the hamburger "The Cromwell"

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

There's a drink combination in England called a "Black and Tan". Do not under any circumstances order one in Ireland. (Similar reason to your example)

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

aye dinnae fecking do it. same reason ye dinnae call anyone the n word you'll wind up in a cell.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For the sake of clarity we're talking about the n word everyone would assume is the n word and not some Irish specific n word I need to avoid, right?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the English use it to refer to us as potato n*****s, same word

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Zombie... zombie... zom-bee-bee-eee!

2 years ago | Likes 254 Dislikes 0

Excellent, my first thought 👍

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, now it's stuck in my heeeeEaaad.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

With their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their cows IN YOUR HEAD

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

This song is now STUCK IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR HEEEEAAAAAD ♪♫

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Zom-beef-beef-eef

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

In your mouth, in your moooyuuuth

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

They’re disgestiiiiing

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That song was written in direct response to an IRA bomb that killed 2 young boys in my hometown, a message that is forgotten far too often.

2 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

I saw it performed as a "happy pop song" at a concert I went to. Was a bit weird, to say the least.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Technically Ireland is British, as in it is in one of the British Isles. England is on the bigger of the British Isles, which is why it is called "Great" Britian, ie the bigger one. This is the same as the fact that Canada is American since it is in the North American continent. But just as people mean the USA when they say America people say Britian when they mean the United Kingdom.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 15

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Great Britain got it's name to distinguish itself from Brittany, a region of France. Britain, the island itself, gets her name from what the Romans named her, Britannia. Ireland was called Hibernia by the Romans so there already in the distinction. Now, when the United Kingdom was formed between the two islands it's full name was, "The United Kingdom of Great Britain AND Ireland" so the difference between Irish and British was always there.. you're welcome

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

And the UK is in Europe geographically. But as with ignoring Irish sovereignty and all of the implications of doing such. I don't think it would be smart to simply say 100% European.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where did I ignore Irish sovereignty? The UK is in Europe. That's a fact and I don't have a problem with that. We left the EU. We didn't leave Europe.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Bah I felt like I was being an ass in my original replies so I'm gonna just sweep those up. Anyways, just my two cents!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you are just a smooth brained dingus ..

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People who don't understand basic geography downvoting this is funny

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

It might be because understanding regional history is as important as understanding basic geography when making comments that appear to be in favour of ignoring sovereignty, pointing out that the label should be '100% British' by technicality alone.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

And it's just completely untrue

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I didn't actually know that the use of the term 'British isles' was contested though it makes a lot of sense. I suppose it's a symptom of growing up in the UK which... is usually quite selective about what it teaches people (esp. concerning Ireland.)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not contested, no political entity uses that term, they usually just say "these islands" or something similar

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, mad cow beef. Extra spicy.

2 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 4

Future English MIL was furious when I told her that we used to reject blood donations from anyone who lived in the UK from 1980 to like the mid nineties. We’ve just got standards, what can I say

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No no, I checked. Thatcher is still dead.

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

no girl power in these patties!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, I chuckled.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ahh it is good to stop and remember the positives every now and then. Thank you

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(talking about the funeral) "it'll be the first time the 21-gun salute will be aimed at the coffin" "for that amount of money, they could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we'd dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan personally!" I also love that people left milk-boxes at the statue they made of her!

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

American here, can you explain the milk box thing?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thatcher, being a massive cunt, would deny free lunches in schools of towns where the miners were on strike, so she got the nickname "Maggie Thatcher the Milk Snatcher."

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I thought it was nation-wide she stopped the handout of milk to kids. Like any good Tory, she saw a beneficial social program and thought "This is too expensive, let's cut it down" ... and then the consequences are far more expensive long-term.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It wasn't full lunches, it was just milk for any kid over the age of 7. We used to get a little half pint glass bottle in our playtime. It had been going for decades since 1940.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0