Phone Dump 5

Oct 27, 2017 4:29 AM

Robibear

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How much ship could a ship ship, ship, if a ship ship, could ship ships?

That one ship on the right looks like he's had enough of this gangbang

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How big is that fucking ship that's shipping other shipping ships? Cause my god...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#24 DON'T YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME AGAIN

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Cough* won season 3 *cough*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May whomever made the Lilo and Stitch with Shou Tucker one BURN IN HELL! >.< Most gut wrenching scene ever. Take my upvote you meanie!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love the guy, but the first picture of Brendan Fraser looks like his face is photoshopped a little too low on a different face

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously thought it said “Issues” instead of “AmLoved” or whatever but then I thought, “How’d they know the dog was on meth?” I think good…

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was one of the least funny dumps I've ever seen on here

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Is that one punch man holding superman with avengers that's amoreeeeeeeeee!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Would have preferred a shipping-ship ship, but whatever.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I beg your pardon but that was a ship shipping ship, shipping shipping ships, one of which was a ship shipping ship loaded with ships

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brendan Fraser looks like he was drawn by a Bobs Burgers animator.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first image in #5 might be male, but I'm not all that sure that it's a man.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'I sued'

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy ship

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DEUS VULT

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

At first I thought the license plate said "isued"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Norwegian story about killed me it was too funny.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Aye don get it......bricks are 'eavier than feathers....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

as a catholic this is a good dump

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can collect feathers ethically.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 I'm the only one who thinks that the new Mummy is a stealth remake of Russel Mulcahy's Tale of the Mummy?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8

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#24 WHO FUCKING DID THIS

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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT GOT THE REFRENECE

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You mean the reference made at least once a week?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They can go die in a hole for all I care! AHH

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Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for the norwegian tale !

8 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 3

"Schooll children flooded out like a never-ending flood of something that never ends" might be one of my favourite phrases ever.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I remember that! Was in the local paper.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I laugh every time, even though it's probably slightly exaggerated. Also the hot dog is called "Ostepølse med bacon".

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I assumed they were crayons

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty certain the shrill cry in unintelligible gibberish was "SNØBALLKRIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!"

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

which ofc translates to: SNOWBALLWAAAAAAR! (for the non norwegians out there)

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

just remember, whenever you're worried about nks nukes, there's some dude named Jeff that's equally powerful

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

JEFF is an acronym it stands for "Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh okay makes sense

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they already showed his potential weakness in the anime: prolonged unemployment.

8 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 2

Also sales, he can't miss them

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about flies?

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. And mosquitoes.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

He has the capability to destroy the planet if he gets bored enough...lets keep him employed.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

But there's a sale this weekend

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What? Not even a bored office lady would stoop to that level.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've obviously never been to my office,.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bored office ladies don't have the power to destroy a planet with a punch if they so desired.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#48 if we are counting 1 universe i am pretty sure there is a little more than 9 planets...

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

yeah, and i'm pretty sure Earth has more than 809 islands.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure there are multiverses as well...... Maybe....

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It bothered me too.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

ditto

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I think he just meant realtive to and was shrinking in size more based on the possibility of the general are he is in.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Think "This universe, this solar system, this planet, the portion of the world"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well in that case there are eight planets. Pluto is an interesting object but if it's a planet, so is a bunch of other shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, isn't Pluto classified as a planetoid?

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