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Feb 24, 2025 11:40 PM
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emu314159127001
#4 Well, my base assumtion is that people want me to go far away after maximum 30 seconds.
HuCared
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xenomorph911
Okay I dunno how many of y'all have had a bunch of fiddler crabs in a bucket for bait but they REGULARLY will pull off some Prison Break shit even in a sealed bucket and scatter into every single crevice in your car for the sole purpose of climbing up your pant leg while you're on the highway the next morning.
Midioto
It’s the same thing with the trolley problem. Blame, ownership or guilt should never have been laid at the guy by the lever, he is a victim just like the rest of us. If the lever guy was also the guy who tied the victims to the track, then it wouldn’t BE a trolley problem, just convoluted murder. The trolley problem REQUIRES the lever guy to be innocent - or it’s not a trolley problem.
Snooj
#11 Put them in your swimsuit pockets before you hit the first slide. Jiggle them out every time you are in a pool. It's possible.
mattbl
#19 kan
apathyboy
#11 I wanna be scattered at Fenway park. But not cremated.
zenprime
#13 The reason we didn't domesticate the bear is the people who tried had no descendants.
Dannyalcatraz
#11 For years, I’ve been vacillating between a Viking funeral and having a gaunt stranger in sunglasses and a suit with snake hide accessories (boots, gloves, fedora with rooster feathers) bring my ashes to my gravesite in a Gretsch White Falcon.
But adding the water park angle to the Viking funeral may make it the winner…
Gindy4
Is the title a Corrections callback?
zenprime
#3 Aren't they the people who would most likely sign up to testify, and even take the day off unpaid, just to roast you?
Or is this the reason why I'm in zero group chats?
SacrificialClam
#4 *read 3 hours ago*
SakuraSunsets
AbominableMama
#9 I will now use the phrase a William years ago to measure time
Yellowchopsticks
#11
RealityInflicted
#1 first spotted at Pornhub.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
I feel like a crab in abucket right now
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Shoo fly shoo
AlcoholSugarSaltFat
Despite all my rage…
TheStabbyCrab
I can relate to that
ColdestOne
WillLickNudibranchsForBUzz
Well, still better than a crap in a bucket, no?
SnozzBerries6969
MrStealYourGiF
#15 Just checking for a friend, 30 is like a normal number of maps to own right, not over the top? And 3 atlases.
Snooj
I own about that many but only because I inherited them from my dad. They're in a tube in my basement. I have no idea what to do with them.
kurgs
I do not think so, but I must stress this deeply: that is a *good* thing. The others, they are…such boring people.
From,
Someone who owns over 50 books on a single niche field of origami
Skawomplious
Should I feel attacked? I have probably 30 maps in an organizer on my desk and spend uncounted hours on Google Maps and Caltopo.
InnocuousCat
I think so. While we're here, a giant wall map of the world and a globe in the same room, the living room of a small house in which there are drawers full of pre-mapquest road maps because you can't just throw out a map, is also totally normal, right?
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Yes, but how many globes?
furballsoffury
Exactly
furballsoffury
What's the globe number? 1 normal. 2 teetering on the precipice. 3 orb fixation.
Necromartian
I like maps because I can see the big picture of the area. Not just the streets I walk because I try to get from some place from another. I don't like online maps because I just see a small window and not the whole thing.
MrStealYourGiF
I know right, practically every electronic form of map is like trying to read a real map through the middle of a toilet paper roll.
Necromartian
Yeah! Like I might have been scrolling a map left right and center and when I see the whole thing I'm like "Oh btw the area looks like this is an old river delta with some fun islands that are now used as quarries. That's pretty cool"
ZeHydro
"Crabs do not naturally occur in buckets" got me to an unreasonable degree
DeanGulberri1
How about "Crabs do not unnaturally occur in the ocean"?
InevitableBadger
There's been nothing natural about the human environment since we learned how to kill cave bears. Our bucket has been 100,000 years in the making.
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
I am currently lying naked on my very comfortable bucket bed, in my nice warm 28’C bucket home, while it’s -10’C and very fuckkin wimdy outside.