Baby bat burritos, bitches

Dec 4, 2014 6:58 AM

veronicamarsdestroyerofworlds

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klar971

Dat wing membrane tho

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

lucadollar

I grew ovaries inside my ovaries. Wait no that means they're tumors! This post is so cute it gave me cancer.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

fartharder

OH MY GOD, THEY'RE SO CUTE!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

dante979

scary and cute at the same time....so like my life basicaly...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CandIeJack

"Don't swaddle me! I am The Darkness!"

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

MojoLuvzYew

I want 10

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fatfloats

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactic

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Diverge

Can I eat them with some buatamole?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

letsjustleaveitfornowshallwe

THAT IS FUCKING PRECIOUS

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

jesscrazy

BAT BINKIES!!

11 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

Ferazhin

Hahaha, Holy bat-binkies, Batman! :)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN

ᶰᵃ ᶰᵃ ᶰᵃ ᶰᵃ ᶰᵃ ᶻᶻᶻ

11 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

cscottdostuff

I went through the hassle of signing in to upvote this because this comment is the best.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GBMaker

"I'm all wrapped up and nowhere to go..."

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Thatguyinahurry

I've never wanted to be batman as much as I do now..

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NerdN1

You know there are bats with 5ft wingspans too... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pteropus

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MoreAwesomerDan

I need someone who knows bat stuff to tell me that handling them this way is OK

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BelfryBats

This speaks to me... mostly of cute, but never the less it speaks to me.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

motittiesmoproblems

Nipples

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

MotherfuckinGoats

I love how some of the bats need pacifiers!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

copperpenny

+1 for alliteration.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

saDrifter

This is goddamned cute as hell.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Candymostdandy

Extra guacamole with mine please.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hyscylde

That little snort from the guy on the right in the last frame <3

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

jellybelly761

Adorable burrito sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuvaos1WHTk

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

HotNSpicyColdNIcy

Ugh....why do you do this Imgur? I would've never wanted a bat as a pet but NO.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

klar971

stop it...those squeaks!! And does that one have a broken leg with a baby cast on it?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

duckshooter

ᶠᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴰ ᵁˢˢˢˢ

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

CanadianSith

Mobile user... Sera pls!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FullyDysfunctional

Rabies or Ebola flavor?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

NerdN1

They're not all vectors for horrible disease, just like humans are not all vectors for horrible diseases.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

tendthekine

-1 was expecting recipes

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

thebigdnotdallas

they look like little dogs when they are all wrapped up

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

crashplanet

Upvote for ebola tag.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

gooseisamoose

Omfg so cute!! The one on the left in the last picture just passed out with the bottle still in his mouth!!

11 years ago | Likes 491 Dislikes 3

awolpriest

He looks like us on many a drunk night.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago (deleted Dec 4, 2014 4:17 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Mittadmenudusetstatuam

A really small one.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TheronJon

Probably about the right size for OP

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Decimo3

Like my roommate.....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MsSomebody

Those are actually rubber nipples that they use as pacifiers, it's so they stay calm

11 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

RomeoSniper

Oh my gosh that's so much cuter

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

ImTheOneWhoTookYourRug

I love their little satellite ears always going, even while sleeping (one on the right).

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

rivalschools

I think it's dead...

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 8

SirHosisOfLiver

damit beat me too it

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thepotatoknight

Get well soon!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GreentextsForEverything

So cute!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TastyBrainMeats

Nope.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SeeHowItGoes

He ded.

11 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 7

Corbenic

Very ded.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

feefifofumgrrr

Liek so ded.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

ManByTechnicality

Baby bats are freaking adorable. I was asleep one night and the middle of my back was feeling itchy so I went to scratch it. I felt this (1)

11 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

ShoesAreHatsForFeet

You know this means that another bat pooped a child on you in your sleep, right?

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Moomalicious

"pooped"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sugarleaf

"Sooo, babies *don't* come out the butt?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpk6_nvgxD4

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ManByTechnicality

I had to move out of state and obviously it would have been wrong to try to pack up Hank with me. We had a good 2 years together (update 2)

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

ManByTechnicality

Update upon request: This was 10 years ago, I didn't have a camera otherwise I would spam you guys with pictures. (update 1)

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

ManByTechnicality

tiny flap of skin and when I pushed it, it squeeked. I properly flipped the fuck out. Jumped out of bed and turned on the light. (2)

11 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

ManByTechnicality

a shoebox and let him sleep with me to keep him warm. After taking care of him for about 3-4 weeks he learned to fly. He always stayed (4)

11 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

ManByTechnicality

And there was this little baby bat no bigger than my thumb just squeeking to be warm. So I wrapped him up in a dry washcloth, put him in (3)

11 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 2

ManByTechnicality

around the house hunting mosquitos and shit. I loved him. His name was Hank (end)

11 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 3

xkotu

I like that I just finished reading this story and the next picture was Hank Hill from that show.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mordrul

This story was fascinating.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kenziesrus

Why is this past tense!? What happened to Hank?! Will this story end up breaking my heart!?

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

ManByTechnicality

adding to story

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NotAmused1001

Hank turned out to be quite delicious with Buffalo sauce.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sharpastic

Babybat ribs

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thenorwegianmoose

You do realize you need to post a picture of Hank now, right?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ManByTechnicality

this was about 10 years ago and i didnt have one of those fancy cameras :(

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

thenorwegianmoose

dammit.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

onepunchwoman

Why did you let him eat shit?!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ManByTechnicality

Do people still LOL? You just made me do that if it is still an internet thing.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ManByTechnicality

Last I knew he was happy and healthy and pretty social as far as bats go. I even built him a house and he did find a lady. (update 3, end)

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

KnitTurtleKing

This whole story gave me a big happiness in my heart. (:

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nize426

lol, "pretty social as far as bats go" I like that phrase.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Kenziesrus

Oh thank goodness a happy ending! I thought this was going to go all Hedwig or something..

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Habbala

That was beautiful! Let us toast to Hank and OP!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seven7greens

This was the most beautiful love story I've read today. I laughed, I cried, I made myself a sandwich... loved it!

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

ManByTechnicality

Thank you. It really was quite the experience. Also what kind of sandwich?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Seven7greens

Eggs, bacon, muenster cheese on hoagie bread.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

SofaKingWhut

Iwant my babybat babybat babybat

11 years ago | Likes 845 Dislikes 1

theladygrey

Not to be a party pooper, but I'm gonna go ahead and say it: Milwaukee Protocol. Look it up and you're welcome.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

CirclejerqueDuSoleil

babybat babybat babybat cribs!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

jimicos

NappaTheFriendlyGhost

NightRush

Pencillin

hoped that this would be posted; Imgur loves the things that I love

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NappaTheFriendlyGhost

BabybackBabybackBabyback I want my BabybackBabyback RIIIIIIIIBBBSS (BBQ sauce)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

sunboy4224

RIBS!

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

TrueLegateDamar

I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the foodchain!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NerdN1

We murder the whole fucking food web! Heck our livestock, which we raise to slaughter for food, is often larger than us!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MyMesobook

Raaaaabiiies in-fes-ted bats (I want my) ra-bies in-fes-ted bats (there is no cure)

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

wanooknox

Rubs.

11 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 0

bryanreed

COZYYYYY BABY BAT RUBS. wrapped in a cloth

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

captainlegzz

CHILLYYYYYY BABYBAT RUBS

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

yourfutureself

BBQ sauce

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

CrazyKateKoons

GOD DAMN IT HOW DID YOU RAISE THAT INFERNAL SONG FROM THE RECESSES OF MY MIND NOW IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD

11 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

DoctorJungyBrongen

Just embrace it. We're trapped now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus

Don't worry, like all songs that get stuck in your head. They come and goooooo, they come and gooooo~

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NerdN1

Would you like a different song lodged in your head? Perhaps you should Let it Go...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

YourLordCthulhu

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

JokeDestroyer

This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ObamaLlamaDuck

Everybody look at me, me

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ObamaLlamaDuck

She's a maaaannneeeeaaatterrrrr

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0