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Watchadave
Poor early adult decision making.
neil137
smh all those labels, but no value
MarkMcLivewire
He looks like a Chipotle bag.
IWouldDoThings
Wait...I have to add, his knuckles say "drop" & "dead". ...Took his mother 26hrs to give birth to this idiot.
Atomicebo
mymindisaterriblethingtowaste
How would u take him serious if u interviewed him.. lol
JohnG34897
"The world is rigged against me. No one will give me a job." - this guys, probably
heywoodjabme
Nothing says class like a face or neck tattoo.
Wubbleduck
I really appreciate the red box. I probably wouldn't have seen the the comment without it, thanks.
AxelYamanaka
I believe it's to indicate that that's not the comment's original position.
AFKUnicorn
Most of these are fakes he put on to prank his mum
skiprains
"Wow!!" Not in a good way either
Lexx78
Use the rappers excuse... I got face tattoos so I knew I couldn’t get a normal job and I had to really focus on rapping
Sakabashira
"Ey fam. What you want today?" "Make me look like that 'one' desk in middle school."
Woodworker68
Stupid decisions will ruin your life
neil137
ah, the mumble rapper in his natural habitat, covered in ink and watermarks
OutrageousHemmorhoid
Don’t these fuckers need jobs or something? He has a right to do it, & I have a right to say “piss off, I will never hire you”
AsrYeti
I think his Tourette’s would make it hard for a job that cares about tattoos.
GeverraVazul
He even has chewing gums stuck on his back
truebobby
He needs to hit the gym.
BIGBABY6969
They're fake https://youtu.be/vfZHpEX6agU
bakingPretzels
That guy is a YouTuber with tourettesand it's honestly mind boggling that he sat for all those tattoos
phera777
Sauce?
AsrYeti
https://www.youtube.com/user/ThatTourettesKid
Iamathighman
Worked with a guy who bought a tattoo device and did his own tattoos. He was right-handed so all the tats were on his left arm and left leg.
EastClintwud
He's a YouTuber who vlogs about having Tourette's. I'm not even kidding.
themojoe2
That has "incapable of making good decisions" written all over him
tagdamaki
DVDs, Games, and Meme Punchlines. What can't Redbox do?
Octoanus
He looks like a 'rapper' whose name would start with lil
TheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
Lil Bitch
dustmywets
Lil ragrets
ISayFuckAllTheTime
He looks like actual fucking "rapper" Lil Pump
theheebs25
Lil' Sharpie
MrsBlitz
Lil Sharpie
max121140
Lil Broomstick
reux
Lil Lil
mrsrowan
He’s actually a campaigner for Tourette’s understanding/awareness, I was judgemental when I saw his face but he’s pretty likeable
ZaWithDude
Shame I can't take him serious
Redrum6000
Lil Graffiti Wall.
kaniptionfit
Young Sharpay
UsagiTheRabbit
My fucking god it's like middle school threw up on him.
YerDa
Is he no deed now or suhin?
Icantrecall
I can nae recall
shizzlingmanizzling
Aye ma man a hink he’s pan breed
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
aye yer spot on
newdoug2017
Ya fuckin weapon
toastedspikes
Aye he deed lik yer da laddie
PeterMerkin
English, the lost art.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
Remembering that regional dialect can present itself in text, the lost art.
AliBarber
That's clearly Scottish
YerDa
Am no fae england
DBallz
Aye we ken yer not fae england. Still, naebody kens scottish on internet.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Looks like he passed out once and his mates drew on him with markers
MrNlceGuy
If like 1/2 his friends are art majors.
batmanmf
At least he let's people know he's unemployable right off the bat.
Lethalshroud
MrBinns
Like lil bow wow
dustmywets
No dicks? Amateurs.
ChateauDeBen
No 卐? Get right the fuck outta here huh.
aesthesia1
Yean those tattoos arent at all cohesive. Like each and every one of them is fighting the other for attention
IWouldDoThings
My nephew put a huge stupid looking Celtic cross on his cheek. It's appalling. People just stare at him like, "that's stupid".
phera777
Fuckkk pls post pics
fischen
I really don't like this "shitty face tattoos" fad
LerryV2
I do. It lets me know right away who is a moron and who isn't. Plus its funny to know they will be filled with regret later in life.
DrLongSchlongius
The "no jobs for me" ink
cargo305
Fads are usually temporary. That shitty face is permanent .
MovieMoments
So many bad choices
Mionlion
i like it its unique
flameshark11
I dont mind a few. Its when I can't see your face anymore that I get annoyed.
just4favs
Neither will they in 10 years.
MrPajamaSam
Oh, I guess you didn't really want a job to begin with.
Samja192
Neither do employers
Molotovbliss
propyro
I think I need to put my phone down now ...
icantpulloveranyfarther
The longer I watch the worse it gets
MarkOfTheCovenant
It's coupled with "shitty, incoherent raps" and "stupidly colored hair"
Canofminus
And prescription drug abuse
MossyMoose
Don't forget the Xanax!
IllegalScienceDealer
And “pedophilia”
ikindafail
I'm... Afraid to ask but also curious what this is referencing? Haven't heard anything about rappers and pedophiles
dogsunpizza
And weird cokored soda
Muttons1337
You've just described Suicide Squad!
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Aaaahhh yes, mumble rappers. Or as I like to call them... useless fucktards
Kaesden
It's ok, the fad will go away and they are stuck with the tattoos for the rest of their lives. Jokes on them.
CalebKills
I dont thin theyll be around that long. Xanax is more powerful the vallium and soundcloud rappers eat them like tic tacs
guacamully
i don't think it's a fad. altering your appearance to piss off people who care too much about that stuff has been going on for a long time
SpruceCaboose
That and I can't imagine the soundcloud rapping is making bank.
Spodeicus
Honest (stereotyping albeit) question, but how many of these rappers make money off drugs?
SpruceCaboose
Not many. Those sorts of tattoos say "search me please" to any police. Drug dealers don't want to be noticeable.
MarkOfTheCovenant
Contrary to what SpruceCaboose thinks, they do sell drugs and quite successfully. Rappers have been funding their music this way for a while
railgap
I fuckin love it. More jobs for me.
BhawbTheMagnificent
I have a feeling these people weren't in the competition for jobs anyway.
Jusmar
They don't need a job.
railgap
OK, "need" is relative - depends on the country and how fast they want to decline I guess.
whosittothelimit
or they could all work nightshift at amazons. your very own elfies.
DarthMaulOfAmerica
there's no such thing as a face tattoo that *isn't* shitty
Notracistgrandpa
Sean O'Malleys isn't that bad
ctotheg2
Maori facial tattoos are quite cool.
zoezoebelle
Perhaps, but there's tribal circus performer and then there's crack whore with a sharpie.
Themooster2
In driver's ed we watched a video about a horrific car crash survivor who got makeup tattooed on since she couldn't do it herself anymore.
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Very common, if just to save time and not due to physical inability/difficulty.
sometimesipostsockshere
I have seen some cool ones (I like tats but I have none) and they have resulted in big difficulties in employment. Not adviceable to have.
DarthMaulOfAmerica
I've seen some well-executed neck tats but never seen a face one that looked good
AsAnEverythingCanConfirm
Post would have something to say about that
Alecchi
The barbed wire was fine then he went too much. But he said even before getting any on the h3 podcast that he'll do almost eveything.
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Post Malone has shitty tattoos. He was inspired by Justin Bieber, after all. Which is shitty enough already.
VagisilToothpaste
Post Malone is shitty in general. Crap music, looks like a skeevy carnie. No thanks.
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
False. Example: Maori face tattoos.
Ryebread91
Shall we make it official? “Tribal/ceremonial facial tattoos (as long as a member of said tribe)”
MovieMoments
Fine, exception to the rule
mypantsareawesome
I have an Inuit cousin with some very beautiful, traditional face tattoos
Doggyseale
Face tattoos are only cool if they are in some way cultural
DarthMaulOfAmerica
U right