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I'm not even joking. He asked me if he got these when I died. I swear I've never seen an 8-year look so murderous in all of my life.
Nov 15, 2016 2:37 AM
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I'm not even joking. He asked me if he got these when I died. I swear I've never seen an 8-year look so murderous in all of my life.
JimKongElectricEel
I have ~weekly recurring dreams about finding random NES games that I've never heard of... but I haven't played an NES game in 15 years...
WayOfHammer
You brought him up the right way
Hugums
Rygar! Awesome!
chupathingy99
FUCK YEAH BURGERTIME
achriya
Not gonna lie, the NES and the crapton of games for it she has are the main thing I want from my grandma when she passes.
LargeHoman
Can I be your son?
Never2L4te
Sounds like you gonna die soon? haha, good kiddo !
HandsomeJack19
RYGAR! I still have fond memories of staying up all night with my best friend until we finished it.
shinagami091
Jackal was one of my favorite games but I hardly ever see it. Beep beep Imma Jeep
sgv1
*I don't believe you* gif
Mormster
My eight year old would feel the same way!
MetalRearSolidVThePhantomPeen
Mmm girl I see dat Metal Gear
Shadowfly
I was looking for The Zelda (link) games and by now they are unaffordable-_-
Synthessence
Not as much as you might think. The original Legend of Zelda was produced in large numbers, so it should still be pretty easy to find.
CanadianBaconIsJustHamWTF
Hell, I would kill for a copy of Halo 2 on xbox original that doesnt break within a week
spanishforthenino
I don't see Karnov, Kid Nikki, OR Bubble Bobble!
Synthessence
My collection is potent, but by no means perfect. TT_TT
spanishforthenino
My mother was a kleptomaniac. Before the strict security measures were put in place, I got a new game everyday. Ended up w/150+. True story.
thureos
WorldCup!!! Dead players on the field!!
Synthessence
YUSSS
AchmedTheTerrifyingTerrorist
Can i be your son too? I don't eat a whole lot, and i can sleep in the garage.
Synthessence
but...but I don't have a garage.
AchmedTheTerrifyingTerrorist
Goddmanit work with me here! ok, ok... What IF i sleep in the backyard? I promise to keep it clean.
cryogenicallyfrozenlovedoctor
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?!! You animal!!
Synthessence
I bought that game at a yard sale for $0.25. Not worth.
CanadianBaconIsJustHamWTF
Hell, I would kill for a copy of Halo 2 on xbox original that doesnt break within a week
LatinaRaider
I want one!!
Ursader
I played Dragon Warrior so much I swear I still hear the overworld and fight music in my head at random times
achriya
Thanks for that. Now I can't get it out of my head.
Atthygguillo
Metal gear!
Synthessence
Its brother Snake's Revenge is in that pile too. But we don't talk about that one.
SomeGuyWithADog
Super Mario 2? Where is 1 and 3?
Raven2311
I've got 1 but not 3.... My secret shame
alwaysupvotecanadianhistory
Will now spend rest of the night humming music from Super Mario 2.
Chr0nite
Who needs 1 and 3 when 2 have won multiple game of the year awards several years in a row?
SomeGuyWithADog
Everybody knows 3 is the best.
jawnnyrawten
Word.
Synthessence
1 is under the pile, 3 is in its box, keeping the manual company. :D
NoGoodNick
Keep it secret, keep it safe.
Repostradamus
My cousin let me borrow 3 once when I was little. I still have it 20 years later. Oops.
Chagrins
That kid is awesome
Synthessence
Yes. Yes he is.
SillyDaddy0
Um, where's the Gold Cartridge?
Synthessence
In the case, where it belongs.
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
Your only duty now is to hide them in a pirate ship with an overly elaborate secret maze filled with murderous traps and a whimsical map.
Clydefrogger
Hehehe....duty.
Synthessence
Eh, he doesn't have any stereotypical kids his own age of different races to join him though.
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
Ah. Too bad. You could bury them in Alexandria and create a diary to leave clues. Any chance you have a dog named after Indiana?
Synthessence
I have a cat named Isis.
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
Close enough. Get to work on that diary. I'll check around for camels and unused grail sites.
jbilly90
Wtf op can i come over and play some games
Synthessence
I have another controller around here somwhere...
jbilly90
Awesome u can be first player
oneandonleeroy
adrizen
His urge to kill will be even higher when he tries to beat Mega-Man 2
mishthefish
Save you energy things and bubble gun your golden.
SometimesAUserNameIsRelevantButInThisCaseItIsNot
Fuck up once in the final boss battle. It's over.
scientificburrito
MM2 wasn't that bad. It's the original Mega Man that was the motherfucker.
Z1ggyStardust
That whole game wasn't as hard as that mother fucking yellow sand monster from the first one
Synthessence
Don't have MM2, sadly, but 3, which is still pretty good. We have Castlevania, Castlevania 3, Metroid and Ninja Gaiden if he wants to cry.
LookingForWorkInColorado
Metroid qas/boss
thecorpsegrinder
I got battletoad if he find ninja gaiden easy
MadDucks
are you familiar with the angry video game nerd? his review of ninja gaiden is hilarious.
adrizen
I wouldn't wish Ninja Gaiden on my worst enemy
FutureRetroism
One of those is Castlevania 2 Simon's Quest which is impossible without a walkthrough. Also, Jekyll and Hyde which is infuriatingly bad.
CrimsonGhost107
And then there's Ghosts n' Goblins for when he wants to end it all.
adrizen
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